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  1. Jack Davenport

    Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wow!

    It's beautiful over here. Nice job on the upgrades.
  2. Jack Davenport

    Politico reporting that Herman Cain paid settlement to 2 women

    When Cain was head of the National Restaurant Association 999 should be changed to ****, dine and 69 http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/67194.html
  3. Jack Davenport

    Chicks with deep red hair or black hair with red highlights

    I am not talking about natural redheads but the bright red hair that women are dying their hair to.That deep red or bright red hair that women are doing now is fucking hot to me. I also like the dark hair with red highlights in it. Anybody else like it?
  4. Jack Davenport

    Metal bands that cover other metal band songs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMcamq3RbAs I am surprised at how good Crue cover this considering the styles of the two bands are so different.
  5. Jack Davenport

    Is the World Series supposed to end today?

    I have not been following this very closely.
  6. Jack Davenport

    ***Who is lurkingdirk?***

    Is there more to him than just reach-arounds and Cedric's fish and chips? Please advise.
  7. Jack Davenport

    And I thawnt wanna mith a thang!

    http://theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/10/27/8505384-steven-tyler-talks-tooth-and-consequences-from-his-bathroom-fall?gt1=43001
  8. Jack Davenport

    How do you set your preferences to receive PM's?

    And posting youtube links and photo attachments. Thanks in advance.
  9. Jack Davenport

    Do some of you asshats actually use an avatar of your junk?

    :1orglaugh I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
  10. Jack Davenport

    Pornstars that let rockstars fuck them

    Do they exist?
  11. Jack Davenport

    These OCSM types

    Make this place a fun place to visit. I just noticed how hot one in particular is. I may ask her to be my e-friend.
  12. Jack Davenport

    Neutron66... I challenge thee to a duel

    Your affection for my Jennifer Love Hewitt cannot stand. Name the time and place.
  13. Jack Davenport

    Why did our founding fathers dress like homos?

    I blame English fashion.
  14. Jack Davenport

    Indian owned casinos

    I have never been ass-mauled at blackjack like I was at the Hard Rock in Tampa. I have won substantial amounts of money in Vegas, Atlantic City but I am thinking that it is the lack of regulation. I know t is all chance but I don't feel comfortable betting at Indian owned casinos anymore. I...
  15. Jack Davenport

    I don't know how to direct link youtube videos here but..

    I have a couple of good Jazz versions of some old songs that I think are good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQElCOUqz84 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah-u37GV-pU Maybe some of you jazz/jazz fusion lover will like them.
  16. Jack Davenport

    Dear FreeOnes community

    It seems that there was some question as to the seriousness of some of my threads within the past few days. I'd just like to say that Andy Kaufman was a bjorking genius. Carry on.
  17. Jack Davenport

    Dear British friends.

    Please explain yourselves. You use some unusual terms. During my time over in your country I heard some things uttered that disturbed me. Some of the things I remember were: "Right proper prat" "innit" "Uphill gardener" "Septics" (I think that was an insult toward us Americans) Please...
  18. Jack Davenport

    Ok peoples, I grievance with some of you

    I have noticed that a lot of you have potty mouths. I know that most of you were raised better than that. I think we can all express our displeasure in things or even our approval of other things without swearing so much. I think it would add to the general decorum of this board if we toned...
  19. Jack Davenport

    A message for the Freeones mauds

    Some of you may know them as mods but I prefer to call them mauds. Look.. I know this can be a tiresome job at times but some of you need to lighten up a little. Here are a few pointers from your pal BC: Try assuming your maud duties in the raw once in a while. It will give you a little...
  20. Jack Davenport

    Hi! I am a 47 year old grown man and I like Cap'n Crunch

    I apologize if this post is offensive.
  21. Jack Davenport

    Dear Freeones peoples

    I have noticed that some of you are not as friendly to me as you should be. I liked this place much better a few months ago when people would bow at my feet. I may need to update my friends list . I am cleaning house and I didn't want some of you to have your feelings hurt when I removed you...
  22. Jack Davenport

    The official say something nice about an Admin thread

    I think they do a good job, but are highly overpaid.
  23. Jack Davenport

    The most wonderful time of the year!!!

    The 2011-2012 college basketball season kicks off tonight. Go Heels!
  24. Jack Davenport

    Kirk Cameron parties like a rockstar!

    http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thecutline/kirk-cameron-birthday.jpg
  25. Jack Davenport

    Should we have a Mr. Freeones contest?

    And if so.. should dirk be allowed to be a contestant?
  26. Jack Davenport

    Have you ever taken a **** so good you questioned your sexuality?

    Just askin' :10poundslighter
  27. Jack Davenport

    Brianna Frost

    I would give her the bizzness. Just sayin'
  28. Jack Davenport

    Parents at their ********'s ballgames.

    I went to my nephew's little league baseball game yesterday. I seriously would like to punch some of these parents in the ovary. Thanks for listening.
  29. Jack Davenport

    Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster.

    I had the opportunity to ride in one this past weekend. Unreal.
  30. Jack Davenport

    I met Angelica Sin last week.

    The strange thing is that I didn't know who she was until someone informed me about her. The manager at the grocery store I go to said " do you know she used to be a porn star?" She has a normal job and lives back here in North Carolina. True story.
  31. Jack Davenport

    My new shitlist.

    Philbert HELLRAISER lurkingdirk Petra Roald mrtrebus STDiva if you don't find yourself listed here you are free to use my catchphrases. If you are listed here prepare for me to smite you. (ps I don't know if I should have listed Admins but one has refused my sexual advances and it pissed me off)
  32. Jack Davenport

    Jod090210 or LurkingDirk?

    Which one of these asshats is sexier?
  33. Jack Davenport

    Posters you have fapped it to.

    LurkingDirk Jod090210 Sparky Shortz Nina Mercedez HELLRAISER
  34. Jack Davenport

    Identify this Indian babe please.

    http://galleries.pichunter.com/krawl/254/2546942/index.html
  35. Jack Davenport

    Ok asshats .

    We need some rules around here pertaining to my catchphrases. My catchphrases are only to be used by those on my friends list. So far, I have graced the board with Just sayin' Douchebaggery phenom dome pussy if you are not on my friends list you are not allowed to use them. (ps I like...
  36. Jack Davenport

    Why are some of you asshats so obssessed with women's feet?

    Feet are something that women have. They walk on the motherfuckers. They aren't necessarily pretty things to me. Some look better than others. And that French pedicure **** they are doing now is kinda trashy looking to me. Why does a woman want her toenails to look long. Looks like a fucking...
  37. Jack Davenport

    Question for the board music snobs.

    Is Nickelback still the band that everyone is supposed to **** now? Or has Hinder taken their place? Are Radiohead and Wilco still the greatest musical geniuses of all time? Or have they been replaced? Just trying to keep up with the trends. Thanks in advance.
  38. Jack Davenport

    People who cut in line during traffic jams.

    You know the types I am talking about. Traffic starts to back up and these assholes move ahead of everyone using the open lane then come to a stop and give their signal for someone to let them in. Props to the people that don't let them but eventually dome pussy gives in to them. They can't...
  39. Jack Davenport

    Robert Culp has ****** away.

    Just reported. Star of I Spy. Died from injuries he sustained in a fall. I always liked him. RIP.
  40. Jack Davenport

    Going to Bogota Colombia in May.

    What should I expect? (thanks in advance)
  41. Jack Davenport

    Did 1700's Americans speak with a British accent?

    I have always wondered about this. George Washington, did he have an accent like John Major? Did Thomas Jefferson sound like Mick Jagger? Maybe so, but thank God we lost it and created our own. :D
  42. Jack Davenport

    Anyone heard of Lynn Love?

    I performed a search here but no thread titles dedicated to her that I found. Is she Latina? Very nice. Just discovered her today. More info would be appreciated.
  43. Jack Davenport

    Why does Petra only have 10 rep points?

    Who did she **** off?
  44. Jack Davenport

    Are we assholebythedoorless?

    I think his last post was a little Swansongish. Just sayin'
  45. Jack Davenport

    I'm Hanging lurkingdirk Today!

    Mofo can't nominate for ****! Just sayin'
  46. Jack Davenport

    The Miss Blue Countach contest has started ! Vote here!

    After long consideration I have decided to start a contest of my own. The winner will receive 10,000 Delta Skymiles points. Not miles but points. A 25 dollar gift certificate to Bed Bath and Beyond. And a personal congratulatory letter signed by yours truly. This is the nomination phase of...
  47. Jack Davenport

    Don't forget to set your cocks forward tonight.

    I know I will.
  48. Jack Davenport

    Douchebaggery free zone.

    No douchebaggery allowed. Thanks in advance.
  49. Jack Davenport

    ******* up a rope?

    Yes No I don't understand the question.
  50. Jack Davenport

    Former Playmate and ZZ Top video girl Jeana Tomasino

    Is one of the Real Houswives of Orange County? I didn't know this until today. I used to like her a lot. She's changed.
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