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  1. Jack Davenport

    Sports reporter babe Jeanne Zelasko

    Anyone else think she resembles Ginger Lynn?
  2. Jack Davenport

    A chick informed me about The Rule of 6 last night.

    It seems that for a woman to seriously consider a relationship with a man, he must possess 3 qualities. 6 figure income. At least 6 feet tall And be endowed with at least a 6 inch wonder missile. Per a conversation I had in a bar with a few girls getting ***** at a local watering hole last...
  3. Jack Davenport

    This enormous boob stripper...

    .... Told me last week that she often finds weird things between her tits on occasion. Mainly particles of food. She says she has found rice and corn that has fallen between them. The girl has Lisa Lipps sized breasts, and I found this to be a turn off. Just sayin'
  4. Jack Davenport

    The 2010 **** drinkin' and couch potato thread.

    Did a search, couldnt find one so figured I'd start one up. This is a thread where all us bros can share brewski/ diet advice to get drunker,obnoxious , and let the **** fly in 2010. Im currently training for the **** tap nationals in July, I'm about 6'1" 205, gonna bulk up to about 230 then...
  5. Jack Davenport

    Travesty

    Nina Mercedez has been posting on this board long before there was a Miss Freeones contest. She participates in discussion about films and other topics. She seems very cool to me, yet she has fallen to 6th today when she was 4th yesterday. This is not a diss against other pornstars but she...
  6. Jack Davenport

    Allah is a NeoCon!

    Just sayin'
  7. Jack Davenport

    STDiva vs Verizon

    It seems that his bill has gone through the roof since he and Rachel Sexton have been talking for hours at a time. More as this story develops.
  8. Jack Davenport

    Official Checked Non Star Member

    I fall in this category. Per Petra.
  9. Jack Davenport

    Will GregCentauro Make It Big As A Pornstar?

    Is this flaming?
  10. Jack Davenport

    Bojangles fried chicken.

    They have these places where I live. Some of you do not have them in your city. Conclusion: if you do not, my city pummels your city. That is all.
  11. Jack Davenport

    There are a lot less pornstars around here lately.

    Just sayin'
  12. Jack Davenport

    Favorite Stanley Kubrick film.

    This a very difficult choice for me, but I have to go with 2001: A Space Odyssey. A Clockwork Orange depressed me for a week after seeing it, much like a non Kubrick film A Requiem For A ***** did. Still a great film though. Which is your favorite?
  13. Jack Davenport

    My ****** and her POS husband...

    ... Convinced my 71 year old ****** to take out a reverse mortgage on her home for 150,000 dollars and dear old *** loaned them 125,000 dollars of it. The home was completely paid for until this and now when my ****** passes away the home which would have been inherited by myself my *******...
  14. Jack Davenport

    Dropped my iPhone in a sink full of water today.

    It was completely submerged . It never powered off. Then the screen started to go haywire for a few minutes then it wouldn't respond. Couldn't bring the keypad up or the photos I saved. I took it to the AT&T store and they did a master reset . Worked fine but was making a crackling sound when...
  15. Jack Davenport

    Sexiest "Butterface" (pornstar edition)

    I nominate Marlena The Body. Others ?
  16. Jack Davenport

    Camp Lejeune water contamination

    Some of you may have heard about this. I am posting about this because the more I learn about the coverup of the carcinogens that were ****** into the water supply the angrier I become. My ****** was stationed there and we lived in some of the affected areas and my ****** worked on base as a...
  17. Jack Davenport

    I just watched an hour of figure skating.

    Will this cause me to rush out and buy a Barbara Streisand CD or want to see a Broadway musical?
  18. Jack Davenport

    Anyone here tried the special edition Pepsi?

    And Mountain Dew? I do not ***** a lot of soda but Pepsi has issued "throwback" soda that is made with sugar like they did years ago and not the high fructose corn syrup. They are packaged in the old style cans and bottles and they really do taste better than what we are now used to. I decided...
  19. Jack Davenport

    Dear President Obama.....

    ..... When you say "Navy Corpsman" remember that the "P and S" are silent. If George Bush or Sarah Palin had made that mispronunciation, the libs would have vaporlocked. Mr. President. You are by far the most intelligent person to ever hold the office, you pronounce Pah-kee-stahn and...
  20. Jack Davenport

    Any Blackjack players here?

    I play in the casinos about 4 times a year . Next week I go to Foxwood (my first time there). What is the highest single wager you have ever made? What is the most you have ever won in a single game? What is the most you have ever lost? For me: Highest wager: 2,500 Most won: 19,000 Most...
  21. Jack Davenport

    Kudos to President Obama

    I will put my disagreements with the man aside for the moment and admit that I am impressed with the town hall style question and answer session he is having with the house Republicans. This takes a lot of sack to stand before the very lawmakers who disagree with you on so many issues. It sorts...
  22. Jack Davenport

    Another installment of I will never understand women.

    So here is the deal. A woman I have known for about 3 years comes to me and asks me to help her with a legal matter. We actually dated about 3 times but we never became intimate. Over the past month I have had quite a bit of contact with her, letting her know how her situation is progressing ans...
  23. Jack Davenport

    Northwest Airlines are a bunch of squares!!!

    From a Northwest magazine I was reading on a flight the other day. " Michael Peter Balzary born on October 16, 1962 in Melbourne, Australia) is the bassist for the alternative funk band, Red Hot Chili Peppers." :(
  24. Jack Davenport

    Question for our British friends

    Did you fuckers really get your panties all in a wad when Jerry Lee Lewis came there for his first tour as depicted in "Great Balls Of Fire"? Please inform.
  25. Jack Davenport

    Queensryche

    Any fans of the band here? I see them every chance I get. One of my all time favorites. Had the chance to meet them a couple of years ago. Very cool guys.
  26. Jack Davenport

    Pussy farts

    Ignore them? Or laugh about it?
  27. Jack Davenport

    The worst part about having sex...

    ... with a particular woman for the first time are the inevitable farts that I have when I **** up. I think it is because I may ***** a little more than normal the night before. Now if I have known the woman for more than a week I really don't care, but if I like her, I at least want to wait...
  28. Jack Davenport

    Anvil: The Story Of Anvil

    Great great film. You don't have to be a metalhead to enjoy this one. Check it out if you get the chance.
  29. Jack Davenport

    GregCentauro has entered the Miss Freeones contest!!

    I am starting to worry about him. Apparantly, he really believes he is one of the gals.
  30. Jack Davenport

    Post number #777

    So let it be written. So let it be done. I expect good things.
  31. Jack Davenport

    Heading to Times Square in about an hour.

    Anyone else here ever done this before? On New Years Eve?
  32. Jack Davenport

    Breaking News: Limbaugh Rushed to hospital with chest pains

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9CU18G81&show_article=1 I thought conservatives didn't have a heart.
  33. Jack Davenport

    **The Official Bring Back Mariah Milano Thread**

    No justice! No peace!
  34. Jack Davenport

    Which pornstar has the worst breath?

    This may be one of 3 pornstar queries that has not been posed yet. Please advise.
  35. Jack Davenport

    When Latinas say ......

    ......"Papi!" Awesomeness. That is all.
  36. Jack Davenport

    Who are your favorite guitarists?

    Yngwie Malmsteen George Lynch Brad Paisley Greg Koch Brent Mason Michael Schenker John Petrucci Ritchie Kotzen Jerry Cantrell Norman Brown Buckethead Frank Hannon Robbin Ford Ace Frehley Gary Hoey Paul Gilbert Alex Lifeson Eric Johnson Dick Wagner
  37. Jack Davenport

    Nigerian attempts to blow up Northwest flight

    www.yahoo.com More from the religion of "peace"
  38. Jack Davenport

    Billy Preston wishes you a Merry Christmas!

    www.YouTube.com/watch?v=QDgSQiUcVnM&feature=youtube_gdata
  39. Jack Davenport

    BC is gonna brag a little....

    On New Years Eve I will be spending my time in NYC with a Colombiana from Cali. Suck it
  40. Jack Davenport

    Vanity license plates

    1- very cool and clever? 2- I don't give a **** if you are a "CATLVR" Thanks in advance
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