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  1. Jack Davenport

    Report: Brian Williams out as Nightly News anchor

    http://pagesix.com/2015/06/07/nbc-may-decide-brian-williams-future-this-week/ His suspension was nearing its end. Lester was doing a great job anyway. Not surprised. Williams returning would have been a joke.
  2. Jack Davenport

    American Pharoah

    Now they can shut up about no Triple Crown winner in almost 40 years. Congrats horsey.
  3. Jack Davenport

    Guitarists, have any of you had any experiences buying the Chinese knock offs of American guitars?

    The reviews are all over the place. I see about 10 that I am wanting to purchase. I have a few nice guitars but some of these I am seeing seem to be worth upgrading once you have them. Thoughts? Experiences?
  4. Jack Davenport

    Former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes moved to France from California to escape Black Culture

    http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=1kp0dh596#/watch?v=5LrjZfrx7Zk I guess he would rather live with Muslims and jaunty berets.
  5. Jack Davenport

    Fox News party boy Phil Keating gets F bombed by a South Beach slut live on the air

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ES3wlAe9OqQ# :1orglaugh
  6. Jack Davenport

    Are you one of those ass whistles that wear Croakies on your sunglasses?

    Please step forward so we can keep an eye on you .
  7. Jack Davenport

    Riot Grrrl fashion: What's the deal?

    Is this strictly lesbian wear?
  8. Jack Davenport

    Obama says that he restored the United States to most respected in the world status

    More fantastic Obama news! http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/01/obama-under-my-presidency-u-s-the-most-respected-country-in-the-world-video/ Thanks Obama!
  9. Jack Davenport

    Hey Mariah! You should come out of retirement and portray Andrea Tantaros in a Fox News spoof

    There is no denying that you two resemble each other. Working title: Fox and Friends with Benefits
  10. Jack Davenport

    Dear board atheists..Obama believes in the invisible man

    Very nice statement. I am comforted to know our president is a man of faith.
  11. Jack Davenport

    Bernie Sanders thinks women enjoy being *****

    http://nypost.com/2015/05/29/bernie-sanders-wrote-an-essay-saying-that-women-fantasize-about-****/ Let a republican presidential candidate have something like this creep up from their past and see what happens to them.
  12. Jack Davenport

    Who is the most pulchritudinous woman you have ever seen?

    I gotta go with Natalie Wood in her prime.
  13. Jack Davenport

    Former Speaker Dennis Hastert paid off a former student who claimed sexual ***** as a student

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dennis-hastert-indictment-fed-say-cover-was-related-sexual-misconduct-n366776 Shades of Jerry Sandusky. Heap big trouble. Goes to prove you just don't know people... The allegations have not been disclosed or proven, but paying 3 million in hush money...
  14. Jack Davenport

    George Pataki: Just the latest of Satan's spawn to jump into the race

    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/29/us/politics/george-pataki-republican-nomination.html?_r=0&referrer=
  15. Jack Davenport

    If Marco Rubio is elected president we will gain a smokin' hot First Lady

    I think that is exactly what the country needs at this time. Stripper pole in the White House.
  16. Jack Davenport

    So Darrell Hammond is the new Colonel Sanders?

    I did not recognize him at first in these new ads. .
  17. Jack Davenport

    Going to see Rush Thursday night

    The band, not Limbaugh Read it and weep.
  18. Jack Davenport

    Jesus loves porn stars

    http://xxxchurch.com/about-us/x3-jesus *amen*
  19. Jack Davenport

    Star magazine is claiming that Brad Pitt has been ******** with a porn star(s)

    Dude porn star(s) http://www.celebitchy.com/428537/star_brad_pitt_is_bisexual_hes_been_sleeping_with_rent_boys_for_10_years/....
  20. Jack Davenport

    Rank these German heavy metal bands

    Scorpions Although they went a bit candy and commercial in their latter albums, there is no denying that they are the face of German heavy metal. Any band that can stake claim to Michael Schenker and Uli Jon Roth as guitarists should take the top spot Rammstein- More industrial metal than...
  21. Jack Davenport

    I started reading the Qu'ran today

    I intend to have completed reading it all the way through within 2 weeks. I will give my opinion and thoughts as I progress.
  22. Jack Davenport

    Joe Jackson's Look Sharp is the greatest **** ******** album of all time.

    I say that because I am ******** beers and listening to Joe Jackson's album Look Sharp. One more time . one more time.. Now Time is playing. I will update periodically.
  23. Jack Davenport

    I once rode an elevator with Paul Stanley

    At the Four Seasons Holiday Inn in Greensboro, North Carolina during the Dynasty tour. At the time he was my idol. I couldn't muster the nerve to ask for an autograph or anything. Me and my buddy just nodded and said "Hey Paul!" He said " Hello guys!" 2 floors then we stepped off the...
  24. Jack Davenport

    Those that observe Memorial Day, what ya got cooking?

    We will have hot dogs and burgers for those that want them, but the tradition at my humble abode is a seafood boil. Steamed clams jumbo shrimp with new red potatoes and silver queen corn on the cob. Iced tea and homemade ice cream. What are you serving?
  25. Jack Davenport

    Richard Nailder is a liar and a hypocrite

    I don't give a fuck that Richard Nailder has been fucking black girls. i would fuck one too they're hot as ****. but Richard Nailder is a hypocrite. the following are his words, spelling mistakes are his because he's on absinthe and Reese's Pieces . "Six-years ago today we elected President...
  26. Jack Davenport

    Nature Boy Ric Flair asked my *** to dance with him years ago.

    She said he was a gentleman. I would have loved it if after they danced he would have let out a WOOOOOOO!!! What could have been, what could have been.
  27. Jack Davenport

    David Letterman's last show

    I actually saw his first show when I was a ***. **** to see him go. I also remember vaguely his short lived daytime talk show .. Who here will be watching tonight?
  28. Jack Davenport

    James Woods on Dzhokhar Tsarnaev sentence

    www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/05/16/conservative-actors-sharp-tongued-response-to-boston-marathon-bombers-death-sentence/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Firewire&utm_campaign=Firewire - HORIZON 5-17-15 FINAL :thumbsup:
  29. Jack Davenport

    Zakk Wylde considers himself a "Soldier of Christ"

    He has found his true path in life and has decided to play holy music instead of the devil's music (amen) Here he is praising the lord and talking football.
  30. Jack Davenport

    Song lyrics you heard differently than how they were written.

    Takin' Care Of Business Bakin' carrot biscuits every day! Bakin' carrot biscuits every way! Last *****.. I was a last *****...just a bucket of three!
  31. Jack Davenport

    When billybillycode reached his 10,000th post, does he get a gift?

    Inquiring minds want to know.
  32. Jack Davenport

    Is Porno Dan a good dancer?

    I figured he'd have to be.
  33. Jack Davenport

    Whiter ********* men married to black women

    Shadoe Stevens Robert Deniro Robin Thicke Dirk Nowitzki Wolfgang Puck George Lucas
  34. Jack Davenport

    Has porno dan ever eaten fried chicken?

    Please advise.
  35. Jack Davenport

    White fellas, have you ever fucked a black girl?

    Affirmative
  36. Jack Davenport

    assari is a Finnish treasure

    *wtf* (amen)
  37. Jack Davenport

    Jalapeño Cheddar Bugles

    Holy **** these are awesome. I picked up a bag at my local grocer today. I suggest that all snack lovers do the same.
  38. Jack Davenport

    Conversation seen in a Finnish webcam girl's room

    Chick named Sandy Sugar....
  39. Jack Davenport

    2 Police officers in Mississippi ****** during traffic stop, no riots or looting taking place

    Waiting for Obama and Lynch to announce a delegation that will attend their funerals. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MISSISSIPPI_OFFICERS_KILLED?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-05-10-17-31-32
  40. Jack Davenport

    Jim Cantori has been hanging out in my town the past few days

    Tropical storm Ana is fucking up my weekend and Jimmy is hanging out in the bars chatting up the co-eds per some people I know that have seen him around town. I think Jim is responsible for at least 5 of The Weather Channel pregnancies
  41. Jack Davenport

    My neighbor just upper decked my terlit

    He came over with his new girlfriend and suddenly he went to my downstairs bathroom and stayed in there for about 15 minutes. He came out and made small talk for about 10 more minutes then they left. I had a couple of beers and had to **** and during the flushing process a giant bubble released...
  42. Jack Davenport

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    A fire chief walks in and catches one of his firemen butt fucking another fireman. The embarrassed fireman says " Chief, this man has smoke inhalation!" The chief asks " Then why didn't you just give him mouth to mouth resuscitation? " The fireman responds "I tried that chief! How do you think...
  43. Jack Davenport

    Well it took me a week but I finally finished aa bag of those Frito Lay Chester's flaming hot fries

    I won't be buying them again. I will stick to Andy Capp's from now on.
  44. Jack Davenport

    Zakk Wylde guitar tricks video

    I watch quite a few of these videos on Youtube but Zakk's are by far the most entertaining and informative. He always makes some crack that makes me burst out laughing. Would love to meet that dude.
  45. Jack Davenport

    Carly Fiorina to announce candidacy

    http://news.yahoo.com/carly-fiorina-interview-with-katie-couric-200949497.html Good strategy by the Repubs. She can be the ****** dog against Hillary and let the men sit back and watch. I saw Rey make some comment about her a few weeks back that was less than complimentary but he doesn't like...
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