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Oh god how big of a nerd am I? When I saw the word "Epoch" the first thing that came to my mind was Chrono Trigger.:facepalm:

The three funniest were what he said about Indiana, Louisiana, and Oklahoma.

It is time that he retired, but I am gonna miss the Big Shaqtus and all his antics. A first ballot hall of famer for sure.

Guess I am a bandwagon fan. I am a long time LeBron James fan, so when he jumped ship and went to Miami, I became a Heat fan. At least for the moment.

You might have a point there. I think her ********* is what makes me wanna bang out that Alaskan poon like a caveman high on *******.

Anyone else find the words "Sarah Palin" and "straddle" present in the same sentence to be kinda hot?:rubbel:

Me too. Sounds....interesting.

Hilarious! Pretty ruthless too. This is why I am usually an asshole whenever I fuck with girls overseas.

Who the fuck are the Gophers and why would you want to play for them when you can go to a D1 school where even if you are riding the pine, pussy is a guarantee?

Oh, you got hustled I see. Yeah, after they are done it usually feels like a mugging.:1orglaugh

Cum Hungry ***** Disposal?:wtf:

Re: How hunt for escaped tiger became wild goose chase when ***** turned out to be a Just got back from Germany I see.:1orglaugh Seriously though, If it were American cops they would have filled some innocent bystander with 95 holes while completely missing the tiger.

The same Derrick Rose that he just completely shut down the other night? Riiiight....:rolleyes:

Re: Former wresting chick Chyna to release another porn... Woah, woah, wait a minute fella. She-Hulk is actually hot(Incredible Hulk's ****** to be exact). Don't go lumping her with this ugly broad.:mad:

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Lets see: 1: Every Batman game until Arkham Asylum(Batman Begins was actually okay, but it was short) 2: Every Japanese RPG after 2002. Like an idiot I kept trying them out thinking that they would turn back around to the glory days. I finally called it quits in 2008. Final Fantasy X-2 was...

Good god those are some ugly fucks! There literally wasn't much difference from how they looked before the meth to how they looked after. One of them actually looked better after the meth. I think the most unsettling thing was all the open face wounds and ******** scabs. I am just glad none of...

Because beards kick ass. They are the pure embodiment of how much of a bad ass the guy sporting it is. Trust me, I know.:thumbsup:

Lower your standards a bit. I suggest going out and finding a fat girl to fuck. I good place to start looking is Ohio.

Interesting. After 1995 I actually didn't pay much attention to the whole OJ Simpson thing. This is a first for me.

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I can't believe cool ranch flavored Doritos isn't on the list.:( Guess I will go with BBQ.

Wait, what's this I hear about The Juice being guilty of ******? Lies I tell you, Lies!

Don't be hatin', as the saying goes.:D I'll admit that he is a bit over hyped, but so is every player who has ever been remotely considered to be the second coming of Jordan. No one is gonna live up to that. His shoes are way to big to fill. Also, anytime one player can make or break a...

Thanx for the rep!

Man, that white girl got thrown to the wolves in that one. I'll give her credit for at least showing some fortitude and standing her ground.

Hey Look! I just bumped a thread that hasn't had any activity in a year! Ain't I a stinker?

:tinhat: ATTENTION ALL FREEONERS! FUCK DIRK!!!! THAT IS ALL! Seriously, he is fucking ******* my spreadsheet! I am gonna have to go fuck a bunch of lonely fat chicks now in order to pay my rent this month.:facepalm:

Public restrooms. Walking into one, you realize how absolutely disgusting people can be.

:1orglaugh Why pick on Quiznos? Why not the Waffle House? There is always a large contingency of ugly folks there, so her being there wouldn't have been out of the ordinary.

I am just speechless after that performance from the Thunder. They didn't want to win that game. They couldn't have wanted to win.

60k9Fxrw0us Every time I hear or see the word "Regulate" I think about this. It's not a bad problem to have really.

I've said it before and I will say it again: No matter the subject matter, Ulysses always gives such a nice presentation.:hatsoff:

You do know that Boozer rhymes with loser, right? I bet that fact is becoming more and more apparent as the series rolls on.

Yeah I know a lot about facebook. To sum it up, its some dumb **** that only lonely attention seeking twats use.

For the record, that gif is what made this reply so awesome.:1orglaugh

Depends on who is doing the slapping.

I also just saw a video of three women fighting at a Denny's in Massachusetts.

They should add 3 strips of bacon if they really want to throw gas on the fire.

When I first clicked on this thread, I was whole-heartedly convinced that they were being sued for their absolute refusal to oust the assholes from the Pirate "you know who" out of their country.

I am loving this fucking thread. Keep 'em coming guys.

Okay, she has my vote!:drool1:

No, because this topic needs to fucking die and be sent to the abyss along with the corpse of Osama Bin Laden. Everyone knows that there is racism everywhere and isn't hard to find. Hell, you can find the **** even when it really isn't an issue sometimes. To make things simple, lets just call a...

I doubt people would be "fat" so to speak. They might be bulkier, but probably not fat since fat functions primarily as an energy reserve and doesn't do anything in terms of mobility. Hence why one only needs to sit on their ass for a while in order to accumulate fat. The average person would...

Awesome idea. Might as well make a series out of it and throw in Planet Hulk too. In my opinion probably one of the best comics in the last decade or so. I am gonna follow STDiva on this one and :bowdown:. That classifies as an EFI: Epic Fucking Idea. It is a shame that most people don't know...

Oh good god why did you bump this fucking thread up? :facepalm:

You used to watch a lot of Bill Nye the Science guy too I see. Good post.:clap:

Ah, Shimmy is back. This place was getting a bit stale without someone to kick around and *****. ******* the other members on this site is pretty fruitless since most of the bastards here get some sort of sick sexually pleasure out of it. How do you punish that?

Watch this sick dunk by the "Durantula" last night! -FviDoR3nsQ I didn't know this boy could get up like that! Hey Brendan Haywood, HOW DEM NUTS TASTE YOU 7" FOOT BIATCH!:1orglaugh

Nope, I am not. Never played the game even once in my life except for EA's Tiger Woods 2004, if that counts for anything.