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  1. Bearded_Menace

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Yeah me too. Even though I had the Packers picked to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl, I made a bet with a Co-worker stating that at least one bird team would make it to the big game. :facepalm:
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    Whose tits would you massage with your cock?

    Lisa Ann and Gianna Micheals cum to mind.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Yes!!! Go pack go!!!!
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    Games you are looking forward to in 2011

    Batman: Arkhan City Gears of War 3 DC Universe Online Star Wars: The Old Republic Uncharted 3 Portal 2....And with that said, hopefully, any news regarding another Half Life installment preferably in the form of Half Life 2: Episode 3 or Half Life 3 Mortal Kombat if only to see how fucking cheap...
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    How do you know if she's the one?

    Considering how ridiculously high the divorce rate is these days, there really isn't a way to tell if that person is the one. More often than not, you end up making a mistake and have to start over from scratch.
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    If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

    If I were God, I'd smite you all for even thinking about questioning my work!
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    Chinese stealth fighter flies!

    Well, they are good for ripping **** off that"s for damn sure. They are much like Led Zepplin in that respect.:2 cents:
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    Witness says Taylor Did Not **** Teen

    :1orglaugh Post of the week material.
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    Thor movie trailer.

    EXCELLENT! Can't wait! GRRRRR! Why did you have to remind me of that? The surfer was the ONLY cool thing about that movie. He was perfect, everything else sucked. The suckiest thing about that movie was the fact that Galactus was a fucking cloud.
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    Obama's Speech Tonight

    Sad but true.
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    African carribean penis' - are they really that big ????

    You seriously bumped up this 4 year old thread just to reply to a four year old question?:facepalm:
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    Guys, what do you **** the most about masturbating?

    Yes, yes I have. Quite the exercise if one is looking to concentrate on calf development and balancing power in your toes.
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    Guys, what do you **** the most about masturbating?

    Getting caught and dealing with the cum. What a hassle that is. It sticks to everything like glue.
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    :why: :ban2: :ban: You have proved yourself to be nothing more than an absolute troll with that as well as showing your intelligence by making sweeping generalizations about people based on the actions of a few. Associating someone's fetishes with genetics is extremely retarded to the nth...
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    Parents lose driver licenses for ******** that miss school days

    Yeah, this is pretty retarded. They would have much better luck issuing out fines for being overweight.
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    Recommendations for super curvy pornstars?

    What, no Kelly Divine or Sophie Dee?
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    I don't doubt that in the least. Although all of this could just be backlash from them having to censor their porn.:dunno:
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    Fair enough. By the way, as far as the subject matter goes, I agree with you about how really fucked up some porn is beyond our shores. Japan is one of the few countries I know of where it is perfectly legal to not only shoot ********** porn, but mass produce it and sell it off of shelves like...
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    Best wishes to Kimora Klein, car accident

    Get well soon Kimora. Anyone here know how serious the accident was?
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    HAHAHAHA!! Thank you for confirming my suspicions guinea pi....I mean... Mr. The Orange Cat, sir.:hatsoff: Curiosity ****** the cat it seems, or at least rendered him visually impaired for a moment.
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    I have read a few posts from Whimsy today, and he seems to be in a highly sarcastic mood. With this in mind I am extremely hesitant to click that link but curiosity is biting me in the back of my head.
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    Pretty Cool: The 'Ark' Eco Building.

    This is pretty cool. My ****** sent me this link earlier today featuring a concept by Alexander Remizov, who is a Russian Architect. http://slumz.boxden.com/f605/jan-10-ark-eco-building-future-1475811/
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I know, what a fucking joke. If the Pack wins(which is a very likely outcome) the Bears have basically stamped their ticket to the NFC championship game which will either be in Atlanta or in Chicago. Lucky S.O.B.s have the easiest road to the Super Bowl when you step back and look at the...
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    Power Balance wristband

    **** like this makes me weep for the species. How the hell are we supposed to be getting anywhere when grown ass men and women still believe in magic.
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Oh happy day! Not only the the Aints take a tumble, but the Ponies got their asses kicked too by the J-E-T-S, JETS! JETS! JETS! We get another week of Rex Ryan shooting off his mouth. Best of all, no more fucking Saints commercials! BOO YAH!
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    Video Tutorial: How to handle teenage facebook thugs/gangstas.

    Man, hearing that belt crack brings me back. Bravo to this guy. **** have gotten out of control these days and it is clearly the fault of the generation ahead of them for being complete pussies and allowing it to happen.
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    If You Were A Cop For A Day...

    Aint that the truth. My ex and my friend's girl are both super hot and have never EVER been ticketed even though they spend most of their lives going 90 miles per hour.
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    Something REALLY embarrassing that happened to you!

    Nothing as embarrassing as being caught jacking off by your ****** while your dick is at full mast and oozing.:facepalm:
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    If You Were A Cop For A Day...

    Pull over white people at random. Gain about ten pounds from all the free food I get. Steal money during **** raids. Accept bribes from people I harass and pull over in order for them to get out of the EPIC fine I am about to write them. Bribes include money, blowjobs, and weed of course. I will...
  30. Bearded_Menace

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Raiders won every game in their division and they didn't make it:2 cents:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Surely you jest sir. I'll admit they can hang with some SEC schools, but to say any is a joke in itself. If they had played Bama or MSU, the story would have been much different. Besides, lets not write off all of those shellackings they have taken this past decade at the hands of the SEC...
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    Jeez, another one? How the hell do mentally unstable people keep getting a hold of firearms?
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    Texan declared innocent after 30 years in prison

    Sounds like someone hasn't watched the Minority Report yet.:tongue:
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    Oh she is definitely a woman. I would be willing to part with my weight in gold if I could butt fuck her for about 5 minutes without a condom on.:nanner:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    True. They are the ONLY team that has whipped Atlanta's ass in their own house in the last two years.
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    Did you blow bubbles as a *****?

    If it is anything like this jacuzzi I want no part of it: iiNNUggNnHQ
  37. Bearded_Menace

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    No, they play the Falcons if they beat the Eagles. The Falcons play the lowest remaining seed. The Packers are the 6th and last seed so if they win regardless of what the other teams do, they are off to Hotlanta.
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    I think his point was that there could have been innocent ******** inside.
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    Big Tits...And Asses!!

    Of course. That is the most awesomacious combo that the good lord and the fellows at BangBros could have ever come up with. Big Tits Round Ass FTW!
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    How many death threats do you normally receive?

    None after I stopped playing on Xbox live.
  41. Bearded_Menace

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    FUCK! The Colts got in the playoffs. I was crossing my fingers hoping that Jacksonville could have squeaked in. Oh well, at least the Packers didn't let me down today.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Cool, but I don't think it was you who said that. I chose Bama too, but I thought the match up would at least be interesting. I turned it off after the second quarter. Same with the Michigan game against Miss. State. Staying with the SEC, I couldn't help but wonder how in the blue fuck...
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    Which ****** is most likely to be a former human?

    There is no ****** on the planet that rivals the savagery and cruelty of man.
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    Chi-Chi from DBZ = Donna Ambrose / Donna Collins / Danica Collins

    Me neither. Besides, I'd rather fuck Bulma anyway....
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    Smallest ass on a pornstar?

    Apparently this site went up before the sandwich was invented. I don't mind petite girls like Lupe Fuentes, but seeing bones is where the line has to be drawn.
  46. Bearded_Menace

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Man, both Michigan teams got flat out embarrassed today. I remember someone on this board asking me during the middle of the season what justification was there for a two loss Alabama team to be ranked ahead of an undefeated Sparty team at that time. It's a bit delayed, but you received your...
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    Man, both Michigan teams got flat out embarrassed today. I remember someone on this board asking me during the middle of the season what justification was there for a two loss Alabama team to be ranked ahead of an undefeated Sparty team at that time. It's a bit delayed, but you received your...
  48. Bearded_Menace

    Caramel

    :clap:
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