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:( You made my micro-penis, cry.

So does this mean that if I move to France my penis will get bigger?

The Thin Red Line, by a long, long way. While Saving Private Ryan has a great opening, the rest of the film just can't and doesn't live up to what came before and as such it gets bogged down in Spielberg's overblown sentimentality, which is just ***** inducing.

Zodiac (Directors Cut, 2007)

Yes.

Truly a question for the Gods.

There need not be ******** in a revolution. Post-fordism, bro. The feminisation of capital. The end of penile subjugation is nigh!

I had sex once. I happened exactly like that.

Flaccid.

You won't be saying that once the glorious feminine revolution occurs. When that day comes, you will have little choice in the matter. Either those symbols of oppression are removed with a sharp blade or you give in to your new masters and lap at the ***** of motherhood like a cat laps at a...

Any man who wouldn't perform oral sex on a woman while she was on the rag is a despicable misogynist who deserves to be castrated.

Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)

West side, nig-... uh... never mind :uohs:

The missiles that were ****** atop the domiciles of poor people will keep us safe. Don't worry. :facepalm:

It's Burma, dammit! Damn political correctness! :mad:

No I mean Catch-20. Which means it's two times that of a Catch-22 situation. You see, the lower the number gets the more confusing and impossible the situation gets. Of course, a Catch-1 situation is still only that of legend and myth. But I'm sure one day soon, we'll get there. And when that...

Is she Asian? It only really matters if she's Asian. Yeah, if you have 4 hours to spare, I'd definitely check out A Brighter Summer Day. If not, well... I'm sure Africa addio will do just fine.

Genocidal =/= racist ;)

Oh really? Maybe I should start buying stuff from the FreeOnes store then. The more I can do to support the use of sweatshops in the developing world the better. Those little ****-ant fuckers need to know that we here in the affluent west are the masters of their domain and the sooner they...

Sup, bro?

Racist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics Hurhurhur

The Amazing Spiderman (2012)

For all you butthurt faggots out there. It's alright because she's Asian and Asians aren't real people.

Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help I'll do it. :wave2:

She does. That's how we first met and fell in love.

I don't particularly like to engage in religious arguments any more, but I think some confusion needs to be cleared up: Atheism/theism pertain to belief, or lack thereof. Agnosticism pertains to knowledge. Agnostic atheist/agnostic theist. We all agnostic baby...

Even the Rain (2010)

She has a birthmark behind her left knee and when you hold the rag covered in ********** over her face she cries in the cutest possible way. I don't quite know how to describe it. Just think of a tiny mouse squeaking a it's pursued by a bloodthirsty cat. Little heart on the brink of implosion...

... not with a bang but a whimper.

Like I need to take a really big dump. It's nice to know those things still function, but being so congested is aggregating.

I want to have sex with you.

Good for you. I probably would have kept it. But that's just me. I once kept a baby that I found on a bus. The bitch of a ****** claims I "stole" it out of the carriage and then just ran off with it, but what the fuck does that abandoning cunt know, right? Anyway, the 12 years in jail were...

I've been trying to get the skid marks out. You'll get it back soon enough, don't worry.

I'm sure the victim of sex trafficking will be very grateful to hear of your affections for her. It'll probably brighten what was an otherwise fat, smelly, limp dicked, cum fuelled day once you finally inform her of them.

Oh, I will. I'm thinking about it right now...

People seem to have forgotten the golden rule when it comes to dealing with a troll: Do not feed.

Yes, I know what you're all thinking. I have lost some weight. And yes, my ass is fabulous.

Alright, I'll bite. Come at me DOA...

Invisible hand of the market, bro. **** just fixes itself on its own.

Happy one year closer to your eventual death. :wave2:

:hatcomeoffguy: :smashingglassesmen: rep the thanks for, guy friend :lookhesmile: Fuck you.

She finally kicked you to the curb, huh?

FUCKING THIS! I hope you get cancer.

More along the lines that you would like to fist Lurkingdirk whilst wearing a glove covered in broken shards of glass and then use the ***** that would emanate from this now fleshy pulp as lube. Before ********* a dog, for some reason... Let your imagination run wild.

Engage in a lot of faux gay banter with other highly repped individuals. Make sure to include a lot of over the top and extreme references to bodily **********, pertaining mainly to the anus, etc.

Can't you just set mine to 0 like the mods so I can never receive any "rep" again?