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OK...:rofl2: :rofl2:

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

Thanks for the friends request darlin' :bowdown:

He's gonna be hard to compete against :eek:

Not yet darlin'...I'm in :nanner:

:hi: I'm nominating myself (Sparky Shortz)...all I want is the T-shirt :rofl2:

Limburger Cheese...nobody will let me eat it in the house :confused:

BLT is far superior and I agree...

Being in Arizona...you should know the controversy about the food joint that wanted to use "Pink Taco" as their company name and was denied...

East Coast would not fair well with a Taco...I'm in Arizona and that is about all that is around...Hispanic food...good **** if prepared properly :nanner:

No...AWESOME :nanner:

He knew what he typed...no spelling error here :thumbsup:

That is my job!!

I'm in Arizona so the only thing I will set forward is my lover's cock...time is a no nevermind :thumbsup:

Laughlin is better than Vegas...of course, that is only if you like sitting on the Colorado River with your toes in the water sipping on a cold brewski!! Not as many people either and they have shows and good food too :nanner: Have fun and enjoy :thumbsup:

No...

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

Holy crap...this is so funny...great post as usual :rofl2: I was going to give you a rep for this post, but I guess FreeOnes wants me to spread some reputation around...why, I'll never know :dunno:

Anything but RAP :thefinger

:hi: Please be more specific on your confusion...I pride myself as a Mature Glamour Model...I'm not into just standing there naked or providing gynecology exams...I like to dress up and come up with something totally different...my entire website http://www.sparkyshortz.com is just that...

Ditto :thumbsup:

This is awesome...one of my favorite scenes from the BB's...thanks :bowdown:

Can't say I like country...but it is definitely not as horrifying as RAP...to me it seems like country singers always have a song that emulates some type of problem in their life and ****** in their **** :dunno: Just my opinion, of course :nanner:

What is the difference between meat and fish??? If you beat your fish it will die :eek:

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

Thanks for the rep swede :bowdown:

Thanks for the rep Chica...you are a real class act and a sweetheart :bowdown:

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

This was a joke too...no need for apology...just hope you don't wear a T-shirt like that in public :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Sweet :thumbsup:

Are you talking Ebonics...

Yeah :thumbsup:

I agree...but where is the artistic content :confused:

I'll put it on my calendar...give me a date :eek:

I don't care how many billions of dollars it pulls in worldwide...I find that a lot of people that listen to it...can't spell :(

I guess I should clarify...it's not artistic and it's annoying...sorry...can't change my mind on this one :thumbsup:

You don't do it standing up...only fun on a raft :nanner:

Chica...you're AWESOME...all your pics are fantastic. Funny that I did the same thing with a poll and I also found that wearing more and leaving something to the imagination is classy...there is more to a woman than just a naked body...here is the one that everyone voted on for me...hope this...

I sure hope he is because I love Walter...but the Jalapeno on a Stick really turns me on :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

True...but some stuff just SUCKS and RAP has to be it! R&B, Jazz, R&R, Country, etc. music is more artistic than that ****!!

Hey Jagger...someone already had a post like this about "rap" some time back and when I posted a comment that it sucks...which it does, I had to have Petra remove the most disgusting rep I ever got from the guy...he was so disgusting I couldn't believe it. But...needless to say...RAP TOTALLY...

Here's one more just to keep the fun going...:eek:

Thanks...they're close to real but it sure was hard opening a **** or lighting a smoke...practically poked my eye out :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Hey Chica...thanks for the nice compliment and your tits look great...guys are lovin' it...glad someone else chimed in on this one :nanner:

Dickhead...that's not what Jane was looking for..."MAN CANDY" is not a stupid T-shirt...looks more like a sucker on that shirt than a big cock :dunno:

I worked on the C-130 turbo prop and the gas turbine compressors (or auxiliary power unit's) that started the T-56 engines that powered the C-130. I also have a passion for aircraft. Every Friday night I have a group of about five F-18's that fly over going to I believe Luke AFB and it is...

Amar'e (as in Stoudemire)

Enjoy him while he is still around...

If you had trainers that weren't such sweet meat...this may not have occurred :rofl2: