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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    This in itself is a good joke Philbert...you have such a way with words :thumbsup:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Thanks for partially agreeing...men are stronger and more aggressive and that is why we love them...great protection if they care about us. The only strength I would have against a LARGE male attacking me would be my .357 (and I'm a damn good shot) :nanner:
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    What the Hell???

    Damn...I can relate here in Mesa...when I moved into my house 12 years ago we had nothing but hard working Americans...as soon as a house went up for sale...BOOM here they come and almost the entire neighborhood is that way now. When you have a sewer system made a long time ago for a...
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    What the Hell???

    I hear ya...I had a co-worker at Motorola who was as white and American as can be...but...when he was 10, he was adopted and his "LAST NAME" got changed to Garcia. So...he applied for education assistance as a minority and all other ****, and it was granted...go figure...talk about down right...
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    What the Hell???

    That's 'cause he's really an actor and everything he does in movies is make-believe and I guess he extended it to the people :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    I LOVE the way you think :thumbsup:
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    What the Hell???

    Good luck to you...I love firefighters...they are always such "hunks!" :nanner:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    I'm actually having a hard time finding the quote I supposedly made stating "there are things ONLY a man can do." I thought I said, "us gals CAN'T do everything men can do." Whatever...I guess I didn't explain myself well for some of you. Nonetheless, it's true...testoterone (an adult human...
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    I'm not but I know how to use one :rofl2:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    I actually don't give a rip about what Pete Rose says anyway, and find it rather entertaining...there's one in every crowd you know :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: Everyone else on this thread is awesome and let's just have fun with it :thumbsup:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Sure can...or I'll just prop it up for you when I'm done...never understood why this was such an issue :rofl2: :rofl2:
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    It's no fucking week...

    Hope someone has the key darlin' :eek:
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    It's no fucking week...

    Rolling it into another year eh :dunno:
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    It's no fucking week...

    Start one ;)
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    It's no fucking week...

    And lovin' it :blowjob:
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    It's no fucking week...

    So...are you saying you're not "ambidexterous" :nanner:
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    What the Hell???

    This post has turned into great food and cooking ideas...thanks everyone :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the friends request :bowdown:

    Thanks for the friends request :bowdown:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Just remember this... <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IaFgBIuXbBs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Love you too Jane...too bad we're out of the top 50...but you know what...now we don't have to worry about winning because we already are WINNERS :nanner:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Thanks darlin'...you are also...I guess we all are in our own way ;)
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Ditto to you...thanks for the compliment...you're quite a "CLASS ACT" yourself Skyraider!! This thread will never die (at least in my mind) and neither will I any time soon if I can help it!
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    It's no cussing week.

    Nope...sometimes cussing is funny as hell..and context would be meaningless without it!
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    It's no fucking week...

    Then you have a credit coming :helpme:
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    It's no fucking week...

    :thumbsup:
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    It's no fucking week...

    Good for you...I think :confused: Thanks for the compliment on the sig...ripped it off from the Dos Equis commercial as you might guess ;)
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    It's no fucking week...

    No commitment needed...you already said you may not be getting any this week...so you're covered :rofl2: :rofl2:
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    It's no fucking week...

    Sure you do...be positive :nanner:
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    It's no fucking week...

    in conjunction with no cussing week...may as well abstain from it all...what do you think??? Can you handle it fuckers :nanner:
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    It's no cussing week.

    Why...boring :confused:
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    It's no cussing week.

    Yeah right!!
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    It's no cussing week.

    As George Carlin said, the 7 words you can't say on TV... ****, ****, Cock, Suck, ******, Fuck, Tits. No cussing week...I don't think so... So chuck you farley...if you can't get your rocks off on chucking fuck, go in your jackyard and backoff and see how your feter peels...
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    Any Blackjack players here?

    Yup and a card counter...thrown off the tables many times :(
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    That is so funny I almost ***'d myself :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: I've been doing engineering and forensic engineering on vehicles and product failure analysis so long, I could probably fix anything...I may be blonde, but I have a 1/2 brain :dunno:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Glad all of you are finding out a little bit more about a gal that probably should NOT be on FreeOnes with the rest of the "Young and Restless;" I just didn't want to follow the "Ask Bree Olson Anything You Want" kind of thing, so I kinda came up with my own idea :thumbsup:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    I'll ponder this idea :cool:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Damn Joe...you have a mind like a steel trap...that is true too...I have a longer list but I didn't want to appear like I'm above the rest of the females out there, which I'm not...just a down to earth old gal that gives a **** about men :thumbsup:
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