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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Kudos to your neighbor...so Blue...would you salute too or just drop your drawers and have me rebuild your turbo prop :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    I actually did do some work on the F-15 but my specialty was the C-130 turbo props and I was the #1 engine re-builder at Little Rock Air ***** Base at the time!! Damn... miss that job :(
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    Ditto...REAL is the only way to be...
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    I'm not that special...just respectful of men :bowdown:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    You won't...that's why I have no female friends...they're from another planet :confused:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    You don't agree :confused:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    No thank you...I'm REAL and proud of it :bowdown:
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    What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

    This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ... I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)! I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!! I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger...
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    Thanks for the friend's request darlin'...it's my pleasure to know you :bowdown:

    Thanks for the friend's request darlin'...it's my pleasure to know you :bowdown:
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    You'll always be my friend...without being arrogant...glad you have good taste in women :nanner:

    You'll always be my friend...without being arrogant...glad you have good taste in women :nanner:
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    Insecure about dick size after watching porn.

    You're perfect...it's not size...it's how you use it...in my opinion, more than a mouthful is a waste...and don't forget the photo and video editing that depicts things that aren't real...you go darlin' :thumbsup: Porn is just what it is...not the world we ALL live in and not always the good...
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

    Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:
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    What the Hell???

    Thanks Petra for the post...and you are 100% correct. I don't eat that **** either, but I think sometimes it is cheaper than the good stuff and that is what parents are feeding their little fat ass **** because they can afford it. It's a lot easier to send the **** to McDonald's with a couple...
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    What the Hell???

    It never will ebd as long as people are geting a free ride from the government and we are paying for it with taxes :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    Time for the Tea Party or next Revolution...I'm ready :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    You lucky guy...where is your city...time for me to go there soon :nanner: Maricopa SUCKS and I don't even go near that part of town :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    Not only would they be losing weight, but not ******* our health care system from having to go to the emergency room for all kinds of problems because of their health issues due to an extremely HIGH BODY FAT count...
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    What the Hell???

    The system is corrupt and we're giving out money away to illegals that get on a program...it's not the illegals fault...it's our government...if it's available...go for it...and they do :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    I agree...but the worst of it all is that none of this stupid tax would be necessary if they weren't giving so much of the money away on health care, food stamps and ****** assistance for illegals and unemployment insurance for people who are too lazy to get their asses out of bed to work :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    Just like they do everything else...you're right...when you're used to something, you forget about it and wait for the next round of **** :eek:
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    What the Hell???

    I know...ridiculous :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    This is only Phoenix right now and I'm thankful to be in Mesa. They've already closed parks, recreation and have plans to cut back on bus service for people who have no transportation to get to work...a true bunch of crap :eek:
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    Do what obama's health care

    YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU BELIEVE...IT'S A DISASTER IDEA :nanner: NOT A POSITIVE STEP FORWARD...IT'S CALLED SOCIALISM :thefinger
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    What the Hell???

    Desperate to avert layoffs to police officers, firefighters and other city workers, Phoenix City Council members today approved a 2 percent sales tax on grocery items that will generate tens of millions of dollars in new revenue for city services. The food tax would sunset after five years...
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    Im losing my virginity next week and seek advice

    I can't resist an old joke... Do you know the difference between an ****** and a bowling ball??? You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!!! Sorry...I wish you luck :eek:
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    A good directory of amateur sites?

    http://www.sparkyshortz.com...not hard core...just ME for now :nanner:
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    LOST and FOUND in Translation

    Bese mi asno
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    LOST and FOUND in Translation

    Bart: what? What? WH -? in Gaza City "loom: "What" there is no state I heard of. They speak English on what? Bart: what? In "waltz: English, *** of a bitch, are you talking about it? Bart: Yes! Yes! In "waltz: so you know what I say! Bart: Yes!
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    The 19 most complex and dangerous roads in the world

    The Alaskan-Canadian Highway on a motorcycle :eek:
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    Who's gonna win the superbowl?

    Somebody...but I'm going with the Saints...can't stand behind the AFC :thefinger
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    Andy Rooney’s Thoughts on Women Over 40

    Sorry to hear that :(
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    Andy Rooney’s Thoughts on Women Over 40

    Say what?? Over 40 isn't rotten...it's aged to perfection :eek:
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    Watching paint dry....

    I don't find anything to be boring...it's all a matter of perspective...you learn something everyday whether it's exciting or not...and knowledge is power!! One of my favorite things to do is grab a six-pack and sit by a bug zapper...total entertainment and definitely not as boring as watching...
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    Andy Rooney’s Thoughts on Women Over 40

    Why not...it's not always about age...it's all in the heart and mind :eek:
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    Andy Rooney’s Thoughts on Women Over 40

    That explains it ;)
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    Andy Rooney’s Thoughts on Women Over 40

    Not on FreeOnes except me of course :rofl2:
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    A Big Thank You!!!

    Thanks darlin :thumbsup:
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    Thanks for the friend request :bowdown: Enjoy the rest of the weekend :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the friend request :bowdown: Enjoy the rest of the weekend :thumbsup:
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