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I always wear black shirts so when I hide in peoples bushes they can see me.

Welcome I have you have a pleasant stay here. If I might add: you are very beautiful!

Mine is at least funny and sexy.

:goodpost: For me I would add Elisha Cuthburt, Courtney Stodden, Heidi Montag, and some more to that list.

Mortal Kombat 9

I would bang her.

I laughed so hard reading this. You should send this to assari since he finds swearing a sin.

Ha ha ha ha! :goodpost:

Oh no! Say it's not so!

Find most fully grown women sexy, so wearing Hello Kitty will still make them sexy

You are the one who is stupid and childish for bringing up a stupid subject that nobody really cares about. Also nobody will agree with your opinion because you opinion itself is stupid and childish. Jesus Swears

I'm not a fan of Mick Blue, and I only picked James Deen because he's rough and hilarious. Also that is a bad picture, it looks like she needs to ****.

So it's either Pictures of your penis, with "Anders" on it with a sharpie. or Pictures of bananas stuck into your butt Tough choice for the Original Poster, personally I would go with option B.

Oh no not Mick Blue, I was thinking James Deen.

hahaha lol

None of them.... You should listen to Stevie Ray Vaughn....

Have you ever done a Jerk off Encouragement or Instruction video? That would also be a good place to start.

Yes I do :)

I have a thing for 18 year old's and I'm in my mid-30's.

6 Hours Late

Rest in Peace Katie. Shelly Lubben = :throwup:

Dirk's momma ***** his ****** using a 3 week dead cat, She smelt better afterward. Now that's just downright disgusting.

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This and you need to get long hair.

Octomom Home Alone :facepalm:

She's cute!

That's why my perfect girl lasts forever! :)

damn... I wish I could help.

Re: Who made you cum today? Samantha Kelly <3

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I second this but I would add boobs.

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Do not wait to see if she confirms your friend request just assume that she confirmed and move on, don't even care if she confirms it or not, so basically just don't give a fuck. Just message her and be polite say hi and be normal just use your normal pick up game that should work.

There should be a FreeOnes edition.

Re: Best of Huge Boobs and Muscle Dripping WET Awkward....

Welcome CrunchyRoll

Oh damn......

****** of five? Ouch....

Who would you rather fuck? Bryci or Taylor Stevens?

depends on the men and women.

I was in the tenth grade and she was a second year grade twelve.

I'm surprised that Sir_Fartsalot caught up in the votes.

When I was little I used to have dreams that the Fonz was teaching me how to be cool and pick up chicks,

World one

I don't really care.

The best break up I ever had is when I broke up with my 3rd high-school girlfriend after I gave her facial in the boys washroom. Oh God it was funny, she was yelling at me with cum all over her face and then she chased me out of the washroom naked.

I might have to look into this :suspicious: