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I thought I remembered a movie where somebody threw up on Rachel McAdams in an airport.

Back in the glory days of the board, many adult performers would have their own accounts and post in threads. Sometimes, they would even interact with other members.

What would be some fun non-profit items to broil?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdjegvjz3do Patricia Routledge has died.

Things that are out of the question:

The zombie apocalypse genre has limited itself to diseases \parasites which alter a person's personality to such a degree that it is impossible to co-exist with them. We should have some movies where mild diseases make people weird for a few days and then they go back to normal. And everyone...

A lot of what I say here is meant to be said with a distant, pensive gaze. Most of this isn't malicious. I mean that. this is not supposed to be threatening. I am humorous in how pathetic i am .

I hope we all understand that the girl in the post above is the appropriate version of ******** teenager girl. Not a young, vulnerable bad one. This is driving and using ***** and certainly sexually active (with a body like that I would hope oh I did it again.

Sometimes I worry that some of posts could be read by a teenage girl and she would take them to seriously and become more depressed. They're supposed to be funny. Dark funny but funny. I know everyone chuckled at the idea of a teenage girl reading any of this. In my head she's goth/alt type...

You might be wondering why I don't write this in the post above since it is still within the initial opening when it can be edited. Understand that how I'm doing I am doing this matters. I am offering you a window into a very specific and debilitating mental health condition and how a complete...

Never mind. Thought I had something.

While it's not impossible for women to compliment each other's appearance in a professional setting, it's not necessarily common or expected, especially when it comes to specific body parts like thighs.

Old woman supervisor: I bet nobody in this room would know how to sew a button back onto your shirt if it fell off." Me: The only people who need to know how to sew are [young humans] in the third world.

Austin Lynn

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/government-shutdown-begins-trump-congress-no-deal-rcna234678 US government is shut down.

Here is Liam Neeson's speech from "Taken" translated into Italian, Italian into Bulgarian, Bulgarian into Russian, Russian into German, German into Norwegian and Norwegian back to English: I don't know who you are. I don't know that if you're looking to get your release, I can tell you that I...

Tyreek Hill's season is done after a gruesome knee injury on Monday night. Miami did get the victory despite losing Hill. Denver also won.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

My pan-seared scallops always steam instead of getting a crust.

Essential amino acids and micronutrients are stupid and I **** them.

According to this pamphlet, I am lacking in many essential amino acids and micronutrients.

10-4, good buddy 😀

Imagine a game show in which people answer questions about this forum and its members. Host: Okay, Greg, for the grand prize. Your question is why does The Yak use *****? You'll have four options to choose from. Option number one: to escape from negative feelings and experiences. Opt-" Greg...

It's important to remember that while some chemicals can provide short-term relief or euphoria, they can also come with risks and negative consequences, especially if used in excess or for extended periods of time. It's also worth considering why you feel the need to alter your consciousness in...

I've got something better. Disregard. Doesn't that feel like a copout? I could come up with something original instead making a post about the post itself.

I was playing Scrabble with a female coworker and her nine year old female offspring. I put down the word "ERECTION" and she became annoyed. It doesn't have to be sexual. Anything built can be an erection.

Since I generally only post here while impaired, my poor sentence composition and omitted words on posts might make people think I am poorly educated. You already know I from North Carolina. Everyone here must think I'm some kind of country bumpkin.

I'm sure everyone knows. I just thought it would be a funny way around censorship.

Each morning I return to reality and read the things I have written. It is like deciphering the ramblings of a dangerous lunatic.

Everyone understands this from Dr.Ugs right?

It's only a problem because some people will misinterpret it as the slow descent into violent madness.

Very small power washer used inside people's noses. That is how I will make my fortune.

Are you ever concerned about wet squishy noises sneaking up on you as you go about your day to day life? What if you're with another person? Will they know the wet squishy noises are here for you? Because of the things you've done with your penis?

Please exports me the moral difference

I bet it is safe and warm in her cleavage.

Alison Tyler

I don't remember writing that.

I do not own a PS5 but this does look really good.

If insider trading is wrong, consider me Miles Davis.

I am under the influence of substances and should not be held responsible for my actions.

Pepperidge **** remembers.

The Panthers did not play like a bunch of penises today and won the game. Might be a connection there.