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  1. Pornfan99

    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Hmmmm – amateur photographer, and/or this was taken with a cell phone? Looks like the wall was getting sunlight, and threw off the contrast. You can just see the hint of a camel toe pussy at top, left-center. But, at least give the photographer credit for making sure they captured the main point...
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    Abella Danger, starting: how YOU doin'?? AB, bouncer: stop treating her neck like an appetizer!! AB, excuse: (she dropped her phone) AB, kicked out: she was having standing doggie sex at the bar! AB, running: ha, ha; someone stole their clothes while he was pounding her missionary
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    The Oscars Were On Tonight. Did Anyone Bother To Watch?

    *I* think it means he can no longer have an Oscars vote, either for movie / other nominations, nor deciding the award winners.
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    Hope Solo

    What a wreck.. DUI with twin 2-year olds in the car! https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2022/04/01/hope-solo-arrested-dwi-*****-*****/7246272001/
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    Ava Addams, tease: let me release my mounds, so I can fully inhale your cock AA, look: my wife cums EVERY time we have sex AA, looking: she wants to see what Keiran Lee is packing AA, rejected: ****** fucker!! AA, argument: did you find what you dropped on the floor?
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Library of Lust. Hey - where's the microfilm room?? 😉
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    Cassidy Klein, ran away: her BF woke up from his *** Penelope Kay, going: she's delivering divorce paperwork for the wife's attorney PK, man: (she's delivering him the papers) PK, cum: (ewwww; no comment - he kisses her on the mouth, and she's dripping his cum after taking a facial!!) o_O
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    Cassidy Klein laptop: SHOULD I invite over my lonely married neighbor who's a chef at an Italian restaurant, with his wife away for work.. CK pleasures: when I visit their house to go swimming - it looks like he has such a huge cock in his banana hammock.. CK sauce: (she loves it when her ass...
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    Angela White, offended: you want to sit next to me ON THE BED, and draft the offer letter?? AW, smiling: you don't want to sit on the mattress; it is too springy! Let's go back to the dining room!
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    Kendra Lust, workout: you need to move your upper body more.. KL, wanted: I need you to massage THESE!! KL, distracted: I'm sooooooo close to cumming.. KL, window: make sure my ex-husband sees that you're balls-deep, from his office across the way KL training: do you like it when I go all...
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Whoa. Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians is retiring and will join Tampa Bay's front office. Per NBC's Peter King, 69-year-old Arians is taking a "senior consultant" role in the Bucs' front office, and DC Todd Bowles has been promoted to head coach. There were whispers of a potential Arians...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    For me: Ice Age was a close second. BUT - I **** it when photographers shoot from below the waist, and you get the draggy-ass cheeks visible.. (n)
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    Ava Addams carry: what a GREAT way to work your biceps! AA pleasuring: I got hot while vacuuming, and then thought .. AA sweaty: she's entranced by her Physical Trainer's sweat towel AA fight: the blonde also wants the towel AA other girls: ha, ha; this is likely a play on Love Potion No. 9...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Another one for Private Paradise! What a set of knockers!! :love:
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    Sexual attraction question?

    Men are visual, sexual, creatures. And, as a creature, our "hind brain" wants us to mate / reproduce, to further the species. Your reactions / boners are perfectly normal.
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    Lana Roy, floor: your shirt keeps my knees and hands from the cold bathroom tile LR, cubicle (really a stall): ha, ha; her suite-mate interrupted her LR, eye-1: (to see if her suite-mate returned) LR, mood: give me your big load.. LR, eye-2: (again - to see if her suite-mate returned)
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    Katie Kush: What are you doing fucking my ******?! Lana Roy, ass: I'm Commando..; want to see? Lana Roy, eye: (she's keeping an eye out for her college suite-mates) Lana Roy, bathroom: ready for dessert? Luna Star: let's take this inside .. before someone calls the cops!
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    Angela White vs Gianna Michaels

    Angela White: Top Starlet on Adult Empire 50 (!) weeks running:
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    Will Smith bitch slaps reporter

    Well - 2022 Oscars: 1) CODA won Best Picture - featured all deaf cast; 2) Jane Campion won Best Director (I think only the second female to do so?): 3) Troy Kotsur won Best Supporting Actor (maybe first deaf actor to do so?); and 4) Dune won six (technical) Oscars.
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    I traveled over an hour to watch that SB at a buddy of mine's house. Between the travel time and having a few beers, I packed an overnight bag. If I hadn't already planned on staying overnight, I would have left at half-time. I'm glad I watched the entire thing!
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Another pic negatively impacted by shadows; (sigh). There’s enough .. contrast to tell that this set’s butt-plug entry is this selection. I’m liking the visible thigh-high black .. stocking on the left leg. It looks like she’s been on all-fours for a while. Because whatever her master is doing...
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    Ava bouncing: that's it..; grab my hips and slam me down on your cock! stops bouncing: (he tries to get her to squirt) Ava here: (he got tired of holding her up) KK & CT: (again .. the guys got tired of holding the girls up) KK mood: I'm soooooooo glad I wear glasses; so his "swimmers" don't...
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    Ava & ***: I'm late for work! Thanks for taking care of your Step ***'s never ending need for cock! Ava feedback: Well .. THAT was a small load.. Stop jerking off so much!! Ava cock: Fuck it.. big gRin: I want a pearl necklace!! all wet: (he two-finger massaged her g-spot)
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    The Oscars Were On Tonight. Did Anyone Bother To Watch?

    Will Smith is getting absolutely effing ROASTED on the red pill content Youtube channels. Meanwhile, HIS WIFE is voluntarily sharing how she cucked Will with August Alsina, during her Red Table podcast..
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    Second set: Lana & Kaisa 1: let's go in the pool; the buoyancy helps with some sex positions! LK 2: (they each wanted to taste each guy's precum while blowing them) LK3: the first guy to leave tells the lighter haired starlet that he wants her bend over on the chaise lounge chair, for some...
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    Wow; I know how usman19 spent his Sunday afternoon! Ava Addams 1: she's working on her reverse cowgirl form, while strengthening her support arms Richelle Ryan: the repo guy still got her car, even after she offered her body so he wouldn't repossess it Ava 2: well .. this peeling backless...
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    [NEEDS ID] Some hotties!! 8

    Is #5 Kayden Kross?
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    [NEEDS ID] Some hotties!! 6

    Is 5 a tan Angela White?
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    Coronavirus

    The young uns are getting it near me: There were 44 new cases at the middle school last week, out of the school district’s 72 new cases, according to the Wellesley Public Schools COVID-19 data dashboard. Superintendent David Lussier told the Globe that 28 of the 44 students were in the “Frozen...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Update: One More Story was okay - say 3-stars. There were 2 or 3 funny scenes, but it turned out to be a rom-com.
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    Lana Sharapova: my gymnastics instructor wanted me to work on my headstand, so .. Carmen Kinsley 1: don't let me catch you with ********* on campus again! CK 2: stop taking Only Fans pictures while on-site (she has a portrait visible under the desk at one point).. CK 3: where do you want me...
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    Origins Of The Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich

    I usually do pb&j on Wonder white bread. Typically with Jif pb. I rotate between strawberry jam, or grape jam. Grape jam is with pretzels, and a diet Mt. Dew. Strawberry jam is with either regular potato chips (usually Ruffles) or a flavored chip (Cool Ranch Doritos. Chili Fritos Flavor...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Boston Israeli Film Festival going on now. I plan on watching: One More Story, Game Changers, and maybe Greener Pastures. Salem Film Festival starts Mon 3/28. I plan on watching: The Face of Anonymous, and McCurry:The Pursuit of Color.
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Model For Hire. Stunning! :love:
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    Automotive things going-on

    Manual transmissions: Porsche 911 Carrera S; Honda Civic Si; Ford Mustang Mach 1 - to name a few.
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    Cassidy Klein 1: to grind on his cock CK 2: ohmigod CK 3: me-thinks she was purely getting her breath back CK 4: we're ALMOST to my place .. don't go soft on me!! CK 5: she likes the piledriver position CK 6: I didn't know you are a dribbler..
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    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    About "The Endgame:" from the ads I saw, it seems like a female version of "The Blacklist.." Am I wrong?
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    Emily 1: I need MORE than what you're packing.. Emily 2: Don't worry..; if I try to seduce a Buyer during an Open House - I WILL clean up afterwards!! Emily 3: I don't care how much you fondle my tits .. I'm going to solve the Rubik's Cube!
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Hmmmm – looks like she’s ******** for an old-fashioned Playboy “landing strip,” but she’s running late on trimming up the pubes. Regardless, she was obviously participating in an activity that turned her on. She has a puffy hood, and engorged and flappy labia. Perhaps she wanted to know just how...
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    TOUGH match!! VERY CLOSE between Sky Pool and Man Magnet. I'll go with Sky Pool, as the better PIC. (I like Man Magnet's model better; no makeup.)
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    Ava-1: she either had to *** or **** REALLY BAD!!; Cassidy: she stayed late at work, so her partner called to check on what time she'd be home; Ava-2: make SURE to NOT bounce so high, I lose the head of that cock..
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    Sexuality Crisis

    Doesn't Nina Hartley has a full .. instructional series of videos?
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports that the Falcons have continued to field trade calls on Matt Ryan. Ryan was initially available because the Falcons were expected to trade for Deshaun Watson, with the Falcons moving back Ryan's roster bonus until Monday to help facilitate a trade. With...
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Neesy Rizzo. Contemplation has too much going on in the backrgound, with the unkempt kitchen.
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Browns agreed to a five-year, $230 million contract restructure with Deshaun Watson. The trade is now official with the Browns sending three first-round picks, a third-round pick, and a fourth-round pick on top of giving Watson a new deal. For what it is worth, they are getting a fifth back...
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Davante Adams' agent confirmed that the Packers were offering more money than the Raiders, but that it was Adams' "lifelong *****" to play for the Raiders. It was assumed in some quarters that the initial leaks that Green Bay was offering more money than Vegas was Packers damage control, but...
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    Coronavirus

    Here comes BA.2 -- a more-transmissible strain of the omicron variant: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-15/europe-is-getting-caught-by-a-covid-resurgence-after-rushed-exit
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Whoa.. Looks like this woman has a camel toe pussy, but *something* has her all hot-and-bothered. Those labia are fully engorged and battling to be seen / protrude. So pink!! I think she must have been seated – perhaps making out with her partner? Those labia protruding probably turned her on...
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    Which single picture do you think best represents a particular pornstar?

    For Jenna - this one's good (after researching for a few minutes - not my final answer!):
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