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... welcome to the board :glugglug:

my stress would have been relieved 39-48 seconds after she ****** out...

http://efukt.com/20933_Biggest_Bitch_In_Porn?.html

good catch on your part :thumbsup: bad mistake on mine. cripes... brainfart. :uohs:

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i stop short all the time :) even if its just walking... its sad, but me and my friends still reference seinfeld all the time.

every culture and ****** are different i suppose, as johan mentioned, not many families can afford to have the "stay at home ***". 20 years or so it was more common. i myself had an irish catholic upbringing. if the old man didnt like the way things went in the house, or had a tough day, he...

thats an enjoyable movie. aside from the "eye candy" of the female cast, i think they did a good job remaking it. although its not much, i like james woods character probably the most and out of the group of remakes made at that time, its probably my favorite as well i suppose i can see how...

you didnt miss anything of substance, trust me... im sure your photos trump anything thats been on the board :)

"a tale of 2 corks"

i am soooo with you chuckfaze... i wish every post came with that sexy "voice from down under" :drawheart:

if i can play obama, im in... id bang the hell out of that crazy creationist

exactly. ive made a couple jokes on his expense, but he keeps a leash on things.

it seems you havent been on lately, but ill bump this thread with a female vocalist band you may like... 6lGqpVrSTG0

i hope this is all about personal opinion... if so, it is subject to change without notice les claypool (bass, lead bass) cliff burton (bass, lead bass) yes, i know, but thats my ***** bass matchup collaboration john schaefer (lead guitar) mike portnoy (drums) fredrik thordendal (lead guitar)

i am a fan of any horror convention where *********** show up. theres something about meeting an actor from a horror film that is almost priceless. going into the film, i was very critical of whedon... especially with the avengers looming. but ill say, for the most part, he did a good job.

thanks again. i dont know what the problem was, but im glad its been settled. :hatsoff:

thanks. this thread is better off closed. it serves zero purpose and it takes up room on the board.

i meant to separate that into 2 comments... :shy:

im going with both options A and B.

i believe it was steven spielberg who said something along the lines of "nothing beats the ******* in peoples imaginations. less on screen is better." thats most likely why films like the blair witch got the reactions they did. not knowing whats behind you is always worse than knowing i...

im hurt... and offended and shocked, but mainly hurt... it was a pleasant surprise to see my name in the title of a thread, until i realized it was my recently appointed personal troll who started it. the only reason i am responding to this is to hopefully get the attention of any mod who...

thats a tough one. honestly, and keep in mind i doubt it would ever happen... but i think they should go with an unknown. and if not that, a talented method actor. any person they might get for the roles these days would probably be the pretty boy type (twilight) i thought the recent...

... any shared scene would be terrific :D

ninja squirrel

again, great description of a film :thumbsup: although you are right that the timing and delivery is off at times, the originality of the story kept me in it. having the other "slasher kings" mentioned as if they were real was also a nice touch. if you enjoyed "behind the mask", you should...

i just got my own personal troll today... the reason why is beyond me.

you are now officially on my ignore list. ive tried to figure out what your deal is in private, but you choose to make your insanity a public affair. for the record, i have never, nor will i have a 2nd account. and if we want to assume things, ill take it youre rocking at least 3 profiles.

unless the case youre investigating is "did you forget your meds today?", its a waste of time... seriously, what wild hair crawled up your ass today? any response you may or may not have can be made less public in the form of a pm or visitor message

doa can be the janitor (simmy bow). they both give me the same feeling of unease...

if i could do one thing before id die, id box a kangaroo. 30s style, like a gentleman

i must correct you... corman doesnt put intentional humor into his films... ;) it certainly does look brainless... but it has strippers, and robert englund although i havent seen it yet, the trailer for inkubus didnt look all that bad argento, in my mind was one of those directors that...

yes it is, yes it is. i didnt think just a couple additions would have worked this well for them this year

become a well adjusted member of society

2 things. ryan reynolds has been "attached" to so many superhero roles i lost count. that doesnt mean this will happen. dc didnt go for the female dollar when it came to the nolan trilogy, and it paid off. dc doesnt have much going for it as far as movies are going. and second, there will...

one day we will all get along

type with one eye closed... it works :)

exactly... i know how you feel. id be rooting for the flyers right now had they won haha i dont think the kings can be beat this year though

hey! kind of... they outworked them for 2 periods, but caved in. they will have to figure a new game plan

um... me. all the time.

oh dario, say it isnt so... this doesnt look that good SfzwSfDXnAE

KCvhvmFPC5Q and im painfully sober.

^after i finished laughing from your hilarious description of "the stuff", i immediately thought of a film that could possibly make it look like an academy award winner... "terrorvision" out of all of the crappy b-horror films ive seen, this one takes the cake. after only a few minutes into it...

spank the monkey before the monkey spanks you.

i didnt even notice the need for a lint roller... i was distracted

^ :rofl2: they get ***** off of rotting pumpkins too...

id rather have stupid and hot, than anything and ugly.

brass knuckles on a mug... awesome! "this aggression will not stand, man."

petra beat you to it in the funny video section. this womans nuts.