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"I got in my car this morning and it wouldn't start, maybe because instead of a keyhole I used my wife's vagina, and instead of a key I used my penis." lol, guess I'm not very good at this game.:1orglaugh :ban: "I always watch the same channels at night."

What the hell kind of a race did he win to get a celebration like that?

Well, I noticed they have letters on their "helmets" Maybe they're super heroes.............presenting, the newest crime-fighters on the planet.............: the Sperminator and Nutboy!:rolleyes:

Well, I've always been one to follow the crowd, so DrDeath67 gets my vote too! Now, I don't have some interesting story to tell about the good Doctor, but from the posts of his that I've read, he's seems to be a nice guy. Funny, and intelligent. Plus, I've never seen anyone collect rep as quick...

Sure, he hasn't ********* anybody. Do you know what he has done this season? NOTHING! That is right, absolutely nothing. Ya see, after he became a free agent because the T'Wolves refused to pay him the approximately $14 mil he wanted to "feed his ******", nobody has picked him up. Sure, there...

You must be Chuck Norris.............:1orglaugh

I don't think I've ever seen a trade quite like this. Can I say lose-lose? The Kings get a malcontent player in Artest. Sure, he may be the NBA's best two-way player, but, as we've seen with TO, history is doomed to repeat itself. The Pacers, on the other hand, get a one-dimensional aging star...

:1orglaugh should be a mod for his..........well, it's Nightfly, do I really need a reason?

I've said it to my friends, so I'll say it to y'all..........The GREATEST offensive game the NBA has ever seen. Wilt's 100 was spectacular, but he didn't have to deal with goaltending, the 24 second shot clock, 3 in the key, etc. Anybody who has the nerve to downplay that performance should not...

B.L.A.C.K.S.T.A.R.: Beguiling Lover Adeptly Conferring Kind Stimulation and Thrilling, Arousing Recreation

1) Basically. I have the same porn/non-porn routine..........Sorry FreeOnes, but NBA.com is always the first I visit! 2) For free? Sure, but I might ******** if all the ***** rushes to my head. 3) Sativa Rose 4) Plenty of bumper-to-bumper and side crashes. Never a serious injury, but I've had...

Doc Ock- Juggler Gambit- Proffesional Poker Player Rogue- ***** Therapist(if that job even exists) Cyclops- Optomitrist

Re: Busty reverse cowgirl Here are two more :rolleyes: : http://galleries.adultelite.com/et/vids/238/index.html?r=ae9012 Sative Rose :bowdown: : http://www.slut-directory.com/g/playmehard/0930/anal022.htm

Iceman- Fire Fighter Batman- CEO Robin- Gay&Lesbian Association Spokesperson Nightcrawler- Magician

Her name is Jasmyn Taliana. Here's what FreeOnes has: http://www.freeones.com/html/j_links/Jasmyn_Taliana/ She is smoking hot! Thanks for the intro! :hatsoff:

Will beat me to 400 rep, which HE is deserving of. I **** you for it though............:1orglaugh

I'm going to nominate 4G63. He always makes intelligent posts and apparently doesn't care about rep. He never ceases to make me think(which is quite hard to do)and also has a sense of humour. Seems to be a clear choice to me.

My favourite song is without question Smooth Criminal, a great video too(which Usher tried to copy but only ended up seeming like a homosexual). I also firmly believe that Thriller is the greatest music video ever created. Jackson was so ahead of his time and this video was a catalyst for that.

Hmm, the guy who started this thread got ******. Maybe treason is a crime here at FreeOnes...............:1orglaugh

That would be Naughty Alysha. Here's what AskJolene has on her: http://search.askjolene.com/search?qr=Naughty+Alysha&aid=3&pq=&mgc=&sort=date&media=

Marty..........I thought his name was D-Rock! :1orglaugh

foxy, Thank God you got a new avatar...........the sheep always freaked me out, made me uncomfortable in my own home..........

I have to agree with mcrocket and Michelle, the NBA is hitting its stride yet again. Not since the days of Magic and Larry has there been such hope for the future. LeBron, Wade and Carmelo are leading the pack that aims to restore the L to its glory days. I actually believe the NBA is starting...

With the SpongeBob poster, you just seem like a super horny *****!:1orglaugh

Anything big enough to hide a person about my size in it.

Can see an avatar that isn't there...(is it just me?)

I am not creative enough to think of a sentence for pornography. Wait, I did it!

Obviously didn't look at her sig before arguing Kobe's better.(I did look under my name, just couldn't think of a better comeback, lol)

Likes Afroman.

Has surgically enhanced rep.

Re: Beyonce Knowles The makers of that music video somehow made my masturbatory fantasies into a 3 minute erotic display of one absolutely gorgeous female.:rolleyes:

Finally, the cavalry has arrived! You, like LeBron, are a true Cavalier pitino!:hatsoff:

Thanks for hanging me out to dry there :hatsoff: . No worries, I'm sure somebody will back me up!

Plus, as we've discussed before, LeBron is the better player!:D

Nobody even called a timeout :eek: ! Even if he was a 1-minute man, he still would've gotten 3 in the key......:rolleyes:

That might explain what he's doing to the ball.............Look at that expression, I think he's about to cum!

Well, to be fair, she only asked. She never did demand a reply or ***** anybody to tell their "size". You also just asked, therefore she could just not answer. I don't want to start a whole argument with you mcrocket, I here you have a rep for them............:1orglaugh

+ Crash - It's a Wonderful Life

Has a twin ******...........hopefully.

Is videotaping americanharley for her own pleasure.

I don't think I've actually responded to this thread, which I find a little bit surprising. Do I have a preference of interracial porn over non? Well, not really, to be honest. Although I am a black male, I don't really prefer seeing another black male have sex with a white girl than a white...

- The Matrix + American History X

Must not be talking about me, as I can still milk the cow quite well.

Somehow knows how I spend my evenings...................

Just kicked my guy pitino in the nuts!!!!!!!!

Wants to be in on the hashbrown joke....:dunno: ?

Loves riding a motorcycle to McDonald's to get hashbrowns for breakfast.

Is getting better by the post!

Knows that, like the slogan, I Love This Game!

Needs to start listening to pitino!(btw, Kobe's scoring rate has been torrid lately)