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Ah the typo, it has made me appear to be a fool many a time. Just in case nobody understands sarcasm, that is not my fetish. :rolleyes:

That would be Selena Spice. Here's her thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=42956&highlight=Selena+Spice

Works as a full-time contestant in pie-eating contests.

That's like saying you won't ***** milk from an ugly cow....wait, bad example..... Anyway, it's about the product, not the penis.

I really like Kanye West, Common, Mos Def, and John Legend. Legend is really underrated and just like the previously mentioned artists, raps without a record label exec. in his ear telling him about marketing and commercialization. Rap is not dead, but you would think it got shot 9 times thanks...

Question: I married a vegetarian who's a real hot babe. However, I didn't know she was a Level 5 Veagan, so she refused to have sex with me because my penis is technically a type of "meat" that would enter her body. Oddly enough, at her ****** reunion, her *******, a surgeon, asked me "Have you...

My fetish invloves a rubber chicked, Jello and leather chaps........but for you to understand it you'd probably need a degree in psychology. :rolleyes:

Man, how does FreeOnes get all these beautiful women on the board. Naughty Allie, what can I say? I think I'm speechless..................

What a minute. I thought you had an ass fetish, not a cum fetish.............. ;)

Very very hot, and a welcome addition.

Yeah, I stumbled upon it while browsing around this thread. Mcrocket has made a bunch of threads so I guess change is good. As for the beauty, if memory serves me correctly, that would be Kelly Ericksson. I have no clue how you can meet her, but if there's a way I think I already would've...

Simple, have Jessica Simpson ride you cowgirl, that way you can eat out Kristi Ducati, then Jane Fonda alternate sucking their tits and making out. As for the local fat girl, send her to McDonalds to get food for after the orgy. That should keep her busy for a looong time.

FYI, 'worst president ever' will also bring up that bio page.

1. Christmas because it's one of the few times I see my whole ****** together. 2. No, because I'd spend way too much time editing everybody's posts to say "I'm gay". 3. I have no clue, but the plot had something to do with sex. 4. Women are the most beautiful sights on Earth, or at least...

Question: I was at a press conference the White House had doing correspondence for CNN. I asked George Bush a question about the current state of the global economy. He answered by saying "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Answer: The moral of the story is doing The Robot can help get...

Is my 2nd favourite Colonel. Sorry, but Saunders wins by a longshot.

Just loves bold.

Likes to chew and acknowledges that he drools.

Well, the girl who's supposedly squirting is Flower Tucci. I've seen her squirt in other videos so I guess it's real.

Invented the cupcake after he fucked the muffin woman and creamed her.

Like it's in a cocoon.....................

OK, Dirty Sanchez, I agree with your first two paragrpahs. Americans like to see American players, as do all countries. No problems their, and I agree that the International players are kind of a double-edged ***** on the League. Now, the "BTW" is where you lose me. First, LeBron James was on...

:thumbsup: Knows my scarcely used sig. :thumbsup:

Doesn't know that I prefer rap....or just doesn't care.

Re: envy That is a seriously disturbing url. Fat-woman-sex, then mymomhunt?:wtf:

The videos won't work for me? :dunno:

Maybe it's a fetish site for tow-truck operators.........?

Must also be an Iron Maiden Fan.

Definetely time. My first reaction was WTF?!? And the topic change sealed the deal. Tunsty, where do you come up with these thread names? :rofl:

Are you serious? Nowitzki is not the best player on Earth, not even close. Please explain what you mean? :eek: Working out for the NBA.

Re: Gianna http://www.nudeslutpics.net/movies740/index.html http://dirty-world-tour.com/3734/40.html http://www.askjolene.com/click.php?id=132311&url=www.springthomas.com/galleries/pink_passion/2513.php?rid=bob9862&qr=Gianna&pos=18 http://galleries.mattsmodels.com/hardcore/Gianna/0000/821973...

I can honestly say I've never heard anyone say that. :dunno:

Germany finished 2nd. Although, I'm not from Germany. Either of you got a box score? I want to see how Dirk Nowitzki played in a losing effort......

What happened to the NBA? :dunno: It seems to be doing fine, and now they have their "2nd coming" in LeBron James. The guy is amazing and what's more hasn't gotten into any major legal problems. He donates to charity and seems wholesome. For God's Sake, he was on Oprah! The NBA is set for the...

And I thought Ben Affleck over-acted.......... Seriously, she sucks that cock like it's going out of style(I hope to God it never will!).

Oh no! The Internet is stalking you! Maybe you should ask D-rock, I believe he has a stalker of his own. Although, I'm fairly sure his is better looking.

Well, there seems to be some dust on the picture. So, according to HotRod's philosophy, that must actually be you!

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature [vagina]

Will keep giving me rep(thanks for that, and have some in return).

Probably owns a record for having over 1000 posts and 21 rep power in a month. [:eek:]

That's really sad. However, it raises a question. How many of you would sign up for a porn site of a woman you know is dead now? It would seem weird, but then again the proceeds go to the ********....

I can't wait to see your new pole. Any idea to what it might be called? The only thing I'm more excited to see is NBA tipoff on Nov 2!!!!!!!

I'm assuming you'll probably get ****** for this stunt. I never knew you personally but Bye.:wave2:

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature FoxyCougar, well deserved.

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Wishes he was being stalked by FoxyCougar.

Yeah, because there's a 50% chance I'd become a super-genius and 100% chance I'd become a millionaire. For a Million Dollars would you ...... Walk around naked until you got caught by the cops?

First off, I'm not going to keep calling you a jackass, I will admit that was wrong of me and I should've turned the other cheek on that one. Now, let me just say I think that rather than giving reperations in the form of cash to blacks that I would much rather see large discounts or even...

Did you have to take off your pointed hood to type this?Jackass.

'Black Star' anagrams to 'Slack brat.' and "George Bush" anagrams to "He bugs Gore" :1orglaugh