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  1. catweasel28

    God this babe is hot! http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted2/hvy/gals/amber-lynn-bach/009.jpg Have...

    God this babe is hot! http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted2/hvy/gals/amber-lynn-bach/009.jpg Have another wank on me, old pal!
  2. catweasel28

    What are you reading now?

    :hi: Believe me, it gets darker! But you'll love it! As it happens, I've just started the third (and sadly last) book of the Millennium Trilogy, "The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest". I don't mean sadly last because, obviously, the third is the last of any trilogy, but because Stieg Larsson...
  3. catweasel28

    Which babe did you first jack off to?

    :eek: I was just checking upon replies to my own thread when, to my big surprise, I saw a FreeOnes link to Carol Vorderman (there it is again, I hope! ) Sadly, it was just a link to mentions of her on previous threads, including her resemblance to Linda Leigh (or, should I say Linda's...
  4. catweasel28

    Could America take to cricket?

    I'm English and I'm not particularly keen on cricket either. I'll admit it has some style and complexity - it's certainly not as mind-numbingly boring and pointless as golf or snooker. :*****: I suppose the only 'sport' that really gets me going is lady's football (girl's sarker to my...
  5. catweasel28

    Ask a British Person.......

    A word which could cause confusion on a sex-forum between Yanks and Brits is 'fanny'. :confused: Anatomically the UK fanny and the US fanny are only an inch or two apart, but serve completely different purposes! Clue (for US readers who still don't get it) - British boys don't have fannies. ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Richard Thompson - 1952 Vincent Black Lightning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7bXBOfgvJ4&feature=related The greatest bike song ever.:spin: "Says James, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world Like a '52 Vincent and a red-headed girl. Nortons and Douglases and Indians won't do They...
  7. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Hey, it's great to be back - even though the site seems to be playing up. Glad to see everyone's been merrily jizzing away since I was last here. I've cracked off a couple of hefty loads so far, both with the invaluable assistance of Flick Shagwell...
  8. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? As I promised myself earlier, I've just shot my last nostalic load of the working week to my very first objet de wank, Linda Leigh http://www.fmgalleries.com/gallery3819/images/012.jpg I always like a happy ending. :cry:
  9. catweasel28

    Which babe did you first jack off to?

    For the first week or two of my wanking life I didn't use or need any visual stimulation at all. Then I was just happy to play with my cock until it unleashed its newly-acquired powers - which normally only took a couple of minutes in those days - I was still a few months short of being an...
  10. catweasel28

    Who is in your avatar?

    I've just changed mine! Her name's Marge!
  11. catweasel28

    How does this points thing work

    Many thanks! I'd better get posting then!
  12. catweasel28

    How does this points thing work

    On my User Control Panel page it says I've received 220596 points. :) However, on my posts I'm still showing a big fat zero. :( Is there something I'm not getting here? :confused:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Hey! It's great to be back. Despite a busy day, I've managed to shoot a couple of loads since I was last here. I cracked my first one off to this lithe little contortionist. http://freeporn.hu/pic/dominica_glass_table/16 Then, more in keeping with my usual tastes...
  14. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Well, I'll finish this session where I started - at the wanker's bulletin board. A few minutes ago I drained my nuts with the invaluable assitance of the subtly named Flick Shagwell Something I've done quite a lot of recently, as I'm sure this delightful C&A shot...
  15. catweasel28

    Do you ever wank to stories - rather than pic/vids?

    I can't say South Park has ever aroused me much. But, I did get a raging horn for Marge Simpson once. :flame:
  16. catweasel28

    who's mouth do you want to cum in?

    Working on the assumption that it would be the mouth that gave the best blow-job, I don't think I'd go far wrong with: Eva Angelina http://www.bigtitslikebigdicks.com/ft=pimp17121-cce07d02/tour3.html?pp=11&cf=4 :blowjob: That lovely long tongue of hers tickling my shaft would certainly be a...
  17. catweasel28

    Do you ever wank to stories - rather than pic/vids?

    I did try one of those 0900 sex-lines once (I must have been pissed at the time). It was about as erotic as cold porridge. Fucking expensive too. :mad:
  18. catweasel28

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    If Dors Feline isn't the biggest yet, she will be by the time she's 30. http://www.candygirlcash.com/dorsfeline/hostedgalleries/gallery24/15.jpg :eek:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? :shock:When I first clapped my eyes on Amber Lynn Bach a couple of hours ago, I thought to myself "I'm gonna shoot my next load to that babe." And guess what? I just have (two minutes ago - still haven't cleaned it up). And who couldn't to views like this...
  20. catweasel28

    Do you ever wank to stories - rather than pic/vids?

    Virtually all the wanks I've had (and that's quite a lot!) have been to pics or vids or just using my imagination or memory. Stories of other people's sexual adventures rarely do anything for me. Probably because most of them are so badly told. There's one notable exception to this, however. A...
  21. catweasel28

    Which pair of tits are worse?

    :helpme: And I thought those stories about what wanking did your eyesight were just old wives' tales!
  22. catweasel28

    What exactly makes a female ass "hot"???

    I make no apologies for confessing that, for me, size matters: http://topadultvideo.net/shaman/galleries/extremeasses/bigasses_f44kw/pic/ass_8.jpg http://freevideo-porn.com/phoenix-mc/pics/phoenix2-281.jpg And, while I'm talking about size, check out the minge on this one...
  23. catweasel28

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    As I posted earlier on 'Who made you cum today?' http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=185780 I probably had my 10,000th wank over pics and vids of the irresistable Teresa May http://www.britishsexvideo.com/free_movies/uk_porno_babe/mgp1/teresa11.html...
  24. catweasel28

    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    :thefinger On the nobility theme, a mate of mine called his cock "Prince Charles"! Going one step further, he then had a Prince Albert put in it, but his then girlfriend (now his wife) made him get rid of it. She used the old Lysistrata ploy. Lysistrata! I think she was Italian - or perhaps...
  25. catweasel28

    Awkward Moments/ Getting CAUGHT MASTURBATING!

    I've been 'caught' several times -law of averages I suppose. By far and away the most embarrassing incident was in my early wanking days when my mum inadvertantly tried to get into my bedroom when my mate Steve and I were tossing ourselves (not eachother, I should add!) off. As impoverished...
  26. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I'll post first on my favourite thread. Since last being on yesterday I've shot two loads of spunk (only two! I must be slipping!) The first was to my old favourite: Teresa May http://www.britishsexvideo.com/free_movies/uk_porno_babe/mgp1/teresa11.html...
  27. catweasel28

    Love your avatar. I get a stiffie looking at it even though it's tiny picture and she's wearing...

    Love your avatar. I get a stiffie looking at it even though it's tiny picture and she's wearing panties. Nipples I could hang my hat on. If I wore one that is! :hatsoff: Cheers!
  28. catweasel28

    Love your avatar. Like your taste. I'd not encountered the lovely Amber Lynn Bach before. But...

    Love your avatar. Like your taste. I'd not encountered the lovely Amber Lynn Bach before. But she's definitely gone on my wanklist. Also,about time both of us got some of that rep.
  29. catweasel28

    My avatar has the improbable name of Virginia - I mean the whole woman's name, not just her...

    My avatar has the improbable name of Virginia - I mean the whole woman's name, not just her pussy ;-}. I've got some fuller pics of her. I'm not sure enough about the technology yet to upload them to the site. But, if you're interested (and why not?) I could e-mail them - I know how to do that...
  30. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? God, this sight will be the death of me. A few minutes ago, I shot my 6th (and final!!!) load of the day whilst admiring the lucious ebony butt and tight pussy of Rane Revere http://www.inthecrack.com/images/affiliate_galleries/id0348/202_044.jpg :rubbel...
  31. catweasel28

    Who is or are your favorite flat chested pornstar actresses?

    Madison Parker http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Madison_Parker/ She's hot!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? This afternoon I had a couple of wanks in honour of :banana::banana: http://www.freeones.com/html/d_links/Denise_Masino/ Then, about an hour ago, I shot another opalescent load whilst admiring this filthy little vixen. I believe her name is Ms P. Hunter. :banana...
  33. catweasel28

    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    :pimpdaddy I didn't know Kojak had an eye on the top of his head!
  34. catweasel28

    Really love pussy?

    I like eating bananas too. But I wouldn't wear one round my neck.
  35. catweasel28

    Pussy types

    Lovely big dribbly ones are my favourites.:rubbel: http://www.18closeup.com/design/models/008_julia/1280x720/06-00.jpg http://gallys.realitykings.com/hb/70/nicole-ray-felt-up-hotbush-pic-11.jpg
  36. catweasel28

    Amateur girls *******...

    There's these two: http://www.privateamateurphotos.com/index.php?v=list&i=160&p=bathroom http://girls-*******.peegalleries.net/ which both seem a little tame for my taste. :( Unlike this one! :thefinger http://www.freegirlpee.com/ which I'm going to explore more myself - I love *******...
  37. catweasel28

    Muscular Babes...

    Denise Masino playing with her ******* clit: http://www.***************/Media-30302_Denise+Masino+Gigantic+Clit+.html http://www.sexymusclegirls.com/pages/denise-of-the-week.html
  38. catweasel28

    Yurizan Beltran

    Links to some free vids here - plenty of views of her lovely pussy: http://www.almightyzeus.com/goddess/y/Yurizan_Beltran/
  39. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I know this is cheating, because I haven't shot a load since I last posted, but I'll have to sign off soon. I have a great time on my first FreeOnes session; visited loads of hot sites I'd never seen before, and, it goes without saying conjured up loads of lovely...
  40. catweasel28

    Who is in your avatar?

    Believe it or not, her name's Virginia.
  41. catweasel28

    What, only like? :( It's been my only long-lasting love affair! :lovecoupl

    What, only like? :( It's been my only long-lasting love affair! :lovecoupl
  42. catweasel28

    Girls with 6 packs / abs

    Re: girls with 6 packs Some great stuff to beat your meat to here: http://www.femalebodybuilderporn.net/ http://www.sexymusclegirls.com/ http://sportyteens.net/ and check out the nips and flaps on this babe - I'll definitely be having my next wank on her...
  43. catweasel28

    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    are you being: a. ******** honest? b. unbelievibly modest? c. ironic? :confused: I'd still love to hear the stories behind how your favourite organs got their particular names. Were they given that name by yourself or a boyfriend/girlfriend - or is that what your mum called it when she was...
  44. catweasel28

    Have you ever gone a long time without wanking?

    Be warned! This is a very sad story. :******: Since I shot my first load at the age 12, I've almost always wanked on a daily basis - frequently several times a day (I think my record is twelve - but overjizzing does impair the memory). All except for one week about 10 years ago. I'd bought...
  45. catweasel28

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? In keeping with my promise to only stroke my meat to girls called Carl/Karol etc, I've just shot my third load (and a pretty copious one too) in honour of the aptly named Carol Cox http://photos.freeones.com/c_babes/Carol_Cox_001/html/photo_026.shtml I have to...
  46. catweasel28

    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    :1orglaugh I bet you call yours 'Rottweiller'! ;)
  47. catweasel28

    Pussy types

    :1orglaugh Nothing better with a couple of big juicy Yorkshire puddings!
  48. catweasel28

    hot pіssіng girls: watеrsports!

    http://fobo.ru/showthread.php?postid=964190...
  49. catweasel28

    Pussy types

    I would say no to dipping my wick into any of these,but the one that really gets me boned up is 4 across-3 down: http://www.pussynclit.com/ Happy wanking!
  50. catweasel28

    Big Meaty Pussy Lips / Beefy Meat Curtains / Outie Pussy Lips

    Re: Big Pussy Lips A lovely rear view of some magnificent flaps. http://ww2.aziani.com/aziani/lexxityler/6/lexxityler6-014.jpg
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