Search results

Runner-Up: Flick Shagwell Winner: Teresa May

Re: Who made you cum today? I felt in need of some experience, so, not for the first time, I turned to Ginger Taylor http://cds012.lo1.hwcdn.net/g8q5w3j7/cds/gallys/40somethingmag/images_content/GingerTaylor_23631/15.jpg...

Re: Only "Czech" girls They're not only beautiful, but tough too!:eek: http://www.skoopy.com/content/images/naked_czech_girl/darip340.jpg

Re: Large Meaty Pussy Lips You might find something to your taste here:;) http://www.pussynclit.com/

I may have cracked off a few to Jo Guest and Linsey Dawn in my time. But my favourite wank-mates are definitely: Flick Shagwell :banana: Teresa May :banana::banana: -----

If this didn't make her fart, I don't know what would::rolleyes: http://www.royalporngalleries.com/asssmoothie/pic/004/ray/?nats=r0yalpron:REVtrial:AS http://www.royalporngalleries.com/asssmoothie/pic/004/ray/images/014.jpg

Re: Who made you cum today? Shot a couple of loads since I was last here, with the invaluable assistance of these two hotties. http://www.labatidora.net/gallery/ftvgirls-gabby-08272009/pic-10/ http://www.morebabes.to/free/galleries/babes/fluffer/fluffer-20.php

Anne Widdecombe and Kelly Osbourne in some hot lezzie action. In case you're not familiar with these lovely ladies, here's a couple of links: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00371/SNF1233AW_371172a.jpg http://www.ballslist.com/*********/butterfaces/kelly-osbourne.jpg :glugglug:

http://www.todaypissing.com/ http://www.ilovepissing.net/ http://stan.theartofpee.com/default/?nats=ODo1OjQx,0,0,0,0 http://www.dirtypeeing.com/

Quite frankly, I've seen cocks smaller than some of these: http://www.justuseme.com/gallery/0UZ55Gs05YQU6un

I'd question the verb used here.:nono: Surely, as a fluid, ingestion of semen should be classed as '********'.:yummie:

Re: Who made you cum today? Brooke Haven Particularly this jizz-cracking rear view! http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Heartbreaker_Films/Brooke_Haven_001/html/photo_017.shtml

Some great new **** sites I found recently! http://mypisspics.com/ http://www.freegirlpiss.com/ http://onlybestsex.com/tgp/*******.html http://www.*******-pussy.com/ :glugglug:

The highest wankometer readings definitely go to: Teresa May I reckon I shot my first load to her near the start of the millennium.:glugglug: And the last? Yesterday!:D

Her tits are fine.:) It's the name that turns me off.:crash:

I don't go a lot for appliances or lotions.:ak47: I suppose the main way in which I deviate from normal wanking is I often like to wank while hanging upside down.:banger: It is quite a different sensation, plus, of course, you can give yourself a facial if you so wish.:eyeso:

Re: Who made you cum today? Apparently her name is Jenni and she's in some maintenance thing.:confused: Whatever!:rolleyes: I shot a lovely big sticky wad to this pic. http://www.sexyaporno.com/jenni-takes-part-in-the-maintenance/jenni-takes-part-in-the-maintenance-08.html

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today I shot a hefty one to this delightful view earlier. http://www.morebabes.to/free/galleries/babes/fluffer/fluffer-20.php Could hardly fail with that.:D

Many thanks for link Larry. This young minx is going to be a veritable spunk magnet for me over the next few days.:banana: http://www.nickscipio.com/summercamp/extras/scgirls/images/sc_margot3.jpg And how about this? The guy's first lover and his ******. Phew!:eek::eek...

I was thinking of getting one for the summer.:glugglug: I could cover myself in butter and type two-handed. Wouldn't have to worry about getting spunk on the keyboard either.:thefinger

I once had a wank on the parapet of Clare Castle and shot a hefty load over the wall. I think it landed in a pram.

Ballroom fucking dancing! I thought that was an evil we'd obliterated in the 70s, along with 'The Black & White Minstrels', 'Dick Fuckin Emery' and smallpox.

Thanks for pointer to Sara Jay. Quite a few loads'll shot over that babe in the future.

Re: Who made you cum today? Cracked off my last one of the day, predictably, to Amber Lynn Bach she looks so pretty in pink. http://ww.aziani.com/aziani/images/amberathome/25/polka-dot-dress-015.jpg

Come to think of it - the manufacturers were called Hegel und Schopenhauer!

Again, the trusty Wikipedia informs me she's 42 - which is nothing these days! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_May You can see what I meant about the landing strip here! http://www.teresamay.org.uk/gallery_39.html

Is anyone familiar with the sort of loos you get in Germany and Holland where you crap on this ledge just above the bowl? I take it that it's for retrieving small valuable items that you might have inadvertantly swallowed (e.g. gold ring). Not that I've ever done such a thing.

She's described in Wikipedia as a brunette. But it's certainly got a reddish tinge here - big pic. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Teresa_May_Model.JPG

It was either Linsey Dawn McKenzie or an unknown naked bird with Anna Kournikova's head superimposed!

Radiohead - OK Computer

I don't know about the Sun - I've never bought it. But she's certainly been in the Sport - along with most of the regular UK jazzmags - Razzle, ******, Teasers, XS etc. Probably not Shaven Havens though! As she's usually favoured a little landing strip.

I'll always come back to my long-time fave Teresa May I've been wanking to pics and vids of Teresa since I was a mere slip of a lad. Now she's gained a few pounds,I do it even more. :helpme: http://www.dodger.co.uk/referalg/ref800/DSC_0145.jpg

Re: Who made you cum today? Better get the important business dealt with first: Since I was last here, I've manged to crack off a couple of hefty ones, thanks to the invaluable assistance of these older ladies...

Ah! La Giaconda! You've, at last solved the mystery of her smile. :hatsoff:

If he's anything like Jonathon Ross, definitely not!

As I found in a previous thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=373236 the majority of FreeOners use photographic stimulation solely for their wanking fantasies (or, at least, 16 out of 18 did!) - i.e. what we commonly call 'pic and vids.' This isn't such a soft question as might...

I've posted something on "What am I reading?" re Stieg Larsson's other books. Hope you find it useful. See your taste in things Swedish is quite wide. Uschi Digard - she was some hottie!

Fucking hell! Even my ****** wasn't born when that happened! I suppose we now know they do things differently in Alabama, or wherever it is? But why make an issue of it now? And why was he called "The Killer"? Who did he ****? Anyway, our Palin's a million times better than yours! :rofl:

I guess these ones fit the bill for me. http://board.freeones.com/album.php?albumid=2178&pictureid=62155 It's the only gallery pic of mine with no pussy. That pretty much says it all!

Re: Who made you cum today? Some things in life, they say, are inevitable: Death :( Taxes :mad: Me cracking one off to the scrumptious Amber Lynn Bach :D http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted2/hvy/gals/amber-lynn-bach/009.jpg

Some more rewarding links for lovers of the golden shower: http://www.*******-spot.com/tgp.php http://www.classicpeeing.com/?x=1225.0955.8541. http://www.pissingsearch.com/ http://www.spunkyvideos.com/pg/peepeewhores/3/006yai/1351382/index.html http://www.peepeewhores.com/freetour/index.php...

Bradford Coccus - must be a ****** of 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail''s "Biggus Dickus".

For some strange reason, I'm really attracted to your avatar, even though she's wearing a dress and could, for all I know, be a vicar's wife. :confused: I'm a bit perplexed by your profile pic, though - it looks like Patti Smith and Adolf Hitler in a wig. Still, I'm sure it's perfectly innocent...

For some strange reason, I'm really attracted to your avatar, even though she's wearing a dress and could, for all I know, be a vicar's wife. :confused: I'm a bit perplexed by your profile pic, though - it looks like Patti Smith and Adolf Hitler in a wig. Still, I'm sure it's perfectly innocent...

Thanks for the literotica link :) (pity about t'other one :mad: - I really **** it when that happens!). I'll check it out later. Must be more than one story that can get me jizzing - but that's all I've read so far!

Now what sort of person visits FreeOnes and has a knowledge of Scandinavian cinema? :confused: Mr BlueBalls, is your real name by any chance Allen Stewart Konigsberg? Please don't be offended if your not even Jewish! :bowdown:

Far be it from me to diss one the the pioneers of modern democracy, but Ol' Ben really pissed things up there. EITHER: change the meaning of the word OR: change the word but retain the meaning - do not (I repeat DO NOT) do both. Anyway, what did Ben call cute little cats? I think he...

With the dark hair she's a dead ringer for UK TV presenter Davina McCall.

Just love the babe on your avatar, even if she's only 1" high.

Hey man. I trust, like me and your pal Spurtstick, your a big fan of this babe: http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted2/hvy/gals/amber-lynn-bach/009.jpg I only encountered her a couple of days ago and I've already shot a couple of loads in her honour. God, what a hottie! Have fun!