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    Three subjects

    Satan played wing for the Buffalo Sabres and Boston Bruins, not sure if he is still in the NHL Most Americans drive like idiots, I live in Florida, many are here Yep
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    Congrats guys, im out of here!!!!

    Congrats
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    Honestly, are you going to actually vote in the 2013 Mrs Freeones contest?

    Freeones tries to do an interactive thing with OCSMs and fans, and it turns into a whining pissfest. If you don't want to participate, don't. If you do, do. It's not like the fate of the corporate world is at stake. It's tits, pussy and pretty faces. Enjoy.
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    First Movie Ya Masturbated To?

    Dead Poets' Society
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    Happy New Year!

    Cheers
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    Please, for the love of God, explain this picture

    Dinner time at the Donner Motel?
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    Some snowmen have all the luck

    she must be from New Jersey, she likes orange things
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    Busty Dusty

    Santa has forsaken me again. No Dusty under the tree
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    Choose one member of Freeones to rule the world.

    Andronicus, because he will rid the world of stupidity, then we can start over with a better gene pool
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    Check what I bought my GF for Xmas!!!!

    You bought her a cookbook of Navy recipes?
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    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works Probably not, but if Diamond Foxxx wants to go out with me and see if we are compatible, I am up for it.
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    Rosie O’Donnell’s hypocrisy finally caught up to her

    As an acknowledged left-winger, I can honestly say that I think Rosie is a fucking tool and doesn't deserve an audience. She pissed away a lucrative career with her bat-**** crazy thoughts.
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    "I enjoy the sex and being with my ***."

    Coming to a trailer park near you
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    Carol Goldnerova - Alicia Parker, Angelina, Carla, Carol, Carol G, Carol Gold, Carol Golden, Carol Goldner, Carol Luv, Carol Masters, Carol Melons

    One of my favs. Thanks for posting here, Carol. You are the reason i won all four of FreeOnes DVDs.
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    I'll be gone for a while

    Maybe he feels bad posting here in the month of Jesus' birth. It's hard to transition between "I want to eat Candice Cardinele like I was a rabid wolverine" and "Peace unto you, my *******. Jesus loves you."
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    I see that the **** continues.

    I am not sure I miss this.
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    So much for the theory the home teams have a decided advantage in Thursday games due to travel and the short week. Well, unless you take into account the home teams yesterday were all pretty poor teams.
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    And that's what separates me from those of you in here.

    I thought Sam was referring to his two X chromosones
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Though it wasn't a complete loss, "Skyfall" was a disappointment. Felt like the script was not finished.
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    FreeOnes has its very own subreddit

    Great choice of model. Carol is on my bucket list
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    How many inane polls are too many?

    Well, this was a waste of time
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    How many inane polls are too many?

    Cleese was sitting at the desk reading the line, if you remember the beginning of the show
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    How many inane polls are too many?

    And now for something completely different... a leopard seal made of spinach
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    How many inane polls are too many?

    I find too many of the poll threads are inane.
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    What’s the difference between ********* ***** and sand?

    Sand makes a lousy anal lube
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    7 Psychopaths was utter crap. Walked out after about 45 minutes. I am sure it made sense at some point, but not in the time I watched it.
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    John Lennon, and those who.. well, you get the idea.

    So Sam, is there a post about Arnold Schwarzenegger coming soon? Many people looked up to him for his body-building, "acting," and political careers. Or, because he is a Republican, you won't bother to bring up he used steroids, cheated on his wife many, many times, and is a guy who needs the...
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    What Ever Happened To Foxycougar........

    Probably in some lesbian clinch with Carmen San Diego
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    What Do You Think Of My New Website? xoxo Deauxma

    Well done. Makes me miss Texas, especially the San Antonio area
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    Show your pets!

    I showed this thread to my pets and, to be perfectly honest, they could not have cared less. Sorry. I tried.
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    Sir Jimmy Savile dies at home aged 84

    Geez, Sleeper, why not dig up Jimmy like you dug up this dead thread?
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    My First Hardcore B/G Scenes for Score Are Now Out!!!

    Oh to be an anonymous cock in one of your next B/G photo shoots, congrats and you look amazing
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    Hottest legs

    anita dark has amazing legs and a delicious ass
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jesse Capelli
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    Hottest British babe?

    If Karen White and Adele Stephens were conjoined at the tops of their heads, could only lay or be on all fours on my king-size bed, and be completely naked 24/7, that would be the hottest British babe
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    Porn Star Playoffs rd 3 match 7 Kagney Linn Karter v Esperanza Gomez

    give me some of that hot Latina love
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    Help Me Have Dinner with My Mum for Her Birthday

    I am wondering if this is worse than the "I need help paying for my cellphone bill" thread a while back or not. Both are fucking pathetic. Vikki, why not offer to burp a guy's favorite college football fight song after gargling and swallowing his load for a couple hundred bucks. That way you...
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    Julia Ann

    so nice
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    7 Million Post Guessing Game is now open! Win a blowjob, RealTouch, iPad3, and more!

    Re: 7 Million Post Guessing Game is now open! Win a blowjob, RealTouch, iPad3, and mo 02-09-2012 3:21am 02-09-2012 3:24am 02-09-2012 5:16am
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    One Day at Freeones' - Name Your Characters

    He's on Tupac's label
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Vanessa Cooper
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    My Female friend is Torn between Two Guys. Who to pick?

    A national search when a river sweep would have sufficed? I would have believed it more had the first love been rescued by spider monkeys and been given the new name: Lord Greatstroke.
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    Fred Willard Caught In Adult Movie Theater

    And he was sitting in the Paul Reubens Chair of (Dis)Honor. Oh the irony.
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    Breaking News: Riley Steele (UPDATE)

    Re: Breaking News: Riley Steele calls it quits (Video) Dammit, I was at the beach all day and didn't even know god was lost. well, thank Him, he was found.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Krystal Webb
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    So Joe Paterno was involved in covering up the scandal at Penn State

    If any of the administrators who knew anything about this and did nothing still have jobs in August, it is a joke.
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    Any character played by Eliza Dushku
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    Diamond foxx: sexiest blond or brunette?????

    While she is amazing with dark hair, I first saw her as a blonde and prefer her that way. Mind you, if she showed up as a brunette, I would not say "no."
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    How the heck would you answer this?!?!?!?

    It's like the question NBA Commish David Stern asked Jim Rome. Stern asked it to make a point. "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" It is a no-win answer. I **** these questionnaires because there is no room for explanation. The scan sheet is tabulated, you are labeled a certain way...
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