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Is there a specific definition of this term? Also, do you consider yourself as woke?

Just when you thought falling off a ***** transforming from superhero to head on a stick was embarrassing. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hollywood-superman-christopher-dennis-cause-012837869.html

I see gals mean-muggin' it all over town walking around the streets seeming to have a chip on their shoulder hanging their heads with long faces. Occasionally I'll walk up to one so I can tap her on the shoulder and remind her, "Ladies are prettier when they smile." I vote "true".

I was playing a more updated video game of Galaga and couldn't get over that the uncoded name of the game was really Galaga Heil Hitler. I will say even in knowing that it didn't take the joy out of blasting away at the Jewish hordes of invading spaceships just like in the original game from 1981.

I remember her. If she had a bag on her head she was a 9 but wearing a potato sack as a dress she became a 3. If you average it out she'd be a 6 but you might have to ***** a 12 pack to agree.

I knew it. Nobody drives a Lincoln, at least, not any more.

Where did you find her? What did she look like? How much did she charge? What did you do in the session?

May all your yuletide spontaneous buttsex dreams come true. Hope Santa brought you plenty of baby wipes so your clients don't have to use your sheets to wipe your *** off their wiener.

I know, I'm from California so I have no darn idea what a Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich is. OK, so now that's been covered... There is this great place in Venice on Lincoln Bl where I get these delicious Philly Cheesesteak Sandwiches. I like it with steak, melted cheese, onions, peppers, and...

Seems like peoples' lives have become so easy and comfortable that they have become obsessive and persnickety in their quest to become orgasmically outraged.

I sure did. I ate turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, dinner rolls, cranberry sauce, yams, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie. I ate pretty much the same thing again for supper tonight. We still have a lot of turkey left and my ******-in-law is taking it using some to make curry and the other to...

https://www.wcvb.com/article/gov-charlie-baker-to-lift-temporary-ban-on-sale-of-vaping-products-earlier-than-expected/30018721

I admit to my wanting to do the sex to her 25 years ago.

Whether you've changed or you think his mental health has improved do you think it's a good idea to leave ********(either gender but normally under 13 years of age) alone with Phil Swift for a period of possibly several hours or even a few minutes completely unattended, unmonitored, and...

Of the Democrat candidates on the debate stage last night which one could beat Trump if Trump does not get impeached or taken down by a scandal? Should the Democrat Party forget about them and reanimate Hillary for another run instead?

I like the Creatures Of The Night and Lick It Up albums from KISS. Vinnie Vincent's guitar playing gave those albums a more harder Metal sound. I also like Vinnie Vincent Invasion especially the first album. Vinnie seemed to walk away from music and has recently resurfaced. He always was an odd...

Oreos Original Chocolate Sandwich Cookies have always been my favorite then Pepperidge **** Milk Chocolate Milanos then Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookies. All served with a big, cold glass of milk.

No poll here because this requires an explanation. Rate 1 star for a tiny drippy trickle of a **** and 5 stars for a ******* shitzilla. I woke up this morning with the ******* Shits. It's basically frothy diarrhea. It was about 7AM and I was still blurry-eyed and wobbly-legged. I barely got my...

For me it was candy corn.

Chick-fil-A for sure. They opened up some places in LA awhile ago and I was excited to give them a try. Their Chicken Sandwich is decent to pretty good but not nearly as great as some people say.

I'm an Orange Crush guy. Been ******** it since I was a ***. Used to love those thick, ice cold bottles you'd get out of machines at the gas station and other places. Orange Crush has that great refreshing, sweet, artificial orange taste. If I can't get an Orange Crush then Sunkist is my second...

"You soy Aguas y este es mi mundo!"

There are all kinds of deals to be had here. I almost admire him for his ability to suck up and brown nose. If he ever got out of line Trump could grab him like a bowling ball and drag him off for a little time out.

This darn hemorrhoid on my anus is reddening and getting angry looking and seems like it's about to burst. When it pops I'll be curious to see what color the juice is inside of it. Bet the kitties would ***** it if I let them. They really love *****.

I'm a segregationist so I shine a light on them and separate them before consuming them. I **** the grape ones so I save them for last.

The McRib comes around every now and again for a limited time only. I always get one and I always think it is mediocre. I had one today. I gave it a 3.

I heard this used as a bumper on a radio show today then had to track it down on YouTube. Funny stuff.

This character deserves some high praise. I really enjoy him going the extra mile in his efforts to award and reward the finest asshats and trolls this message board store of pornography has to offer. Ace definitely adds fun and personality around here. Good job, Officer Boobtoucher! We salute...

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rep-elijah-e-cummings-dead-at-68

What's the deal? Rumors... Speculation... Innuendos... What will Trump write on the Twitter machine? Tune in or set your DVRs. 8PM Eastern. 5PM Pacific. Only on FNC! https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/tucker-carlson-megyn-kelly-fox-news-1203370572/

Honey BBQ, Nashville Hot, and Buffalo-style. Time for me to make a trip to KFC and get some Buffalo-style wings.

He mentioned not jumping to another network. I imagine he could make a lot of money writing a book about his time at FNC.

What is it? What do they believe in? Why do many consider them a cult? What’s the deal with the Donny & Marie Osmond also?

What is it? What do they believe in? Why do many consider them a cult? What’s the deal with the Tom Cruise also?

I so confuse...

I don't know why people feel the need to cuss so much to get their point across. Robert Deniro is not a gentleman.

She's 52 and looks like a lot lizard too. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/stacey-dash-arrest-states-attorneys-office-to-review-case-as-husband-wont-press-charges-193017257.html

More **** crime hoaxes featuring more crisis actors. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/girl-recants-false-allegations-white-classmates-cut-dreadlocks-171816039.html

Did anybody watch? The Emmy Awards used to be a big deal but it seems like their ratings get worse year after year.

One of the strangest TV commercials I've ever seen. What's the deal? It seems like everyone has semen leaking out of their butt. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w4NV/transitions-optical-light-under-control-song-by-parov-stelar

Another **** crime hoax starring a crisis actor. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/former-nfl-player-accused-staging-fake-****-crime-racist-graffiti-maga-182227077.html

I love Jalapeno burps or from other hot peppers right after downing a cold, fizzy soda pop. Not only tastes great but feels real good too especially in my tummy and throat.

Post your favorite filthy cocksucker(s).

Joey liked this giant chicken sandwich so much he almost ejaculated queso inside his pants.

You guys remember him? He turned 70 today.

It's one of those apples vs oranges type of questions. Both are great, have a powerful effect, and are cheaper than meth or heroin. It just depends if you want to go up or down. Of the 2 I'd probably choose Krokodil as I'm more into downers. Anyone try either?

She's always been a favorite target of ***** for me but even her fellow libs might be starting to think she's full of baloney. I hope this recent unfavorable publicity doesn't jeopardize her being the Grand Marshall of the Two Dicks, One Asshole Pride Parade.

I'm fairly consistent at 5 or 6 times. I also use an electric toothbrush.