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yeah, i know.

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jenna haze's return was legendary. she did darkside. case closed. starting off with a big blowbang and swallow. now, i still would like charlie laine to go for it. but it aint gonna happen. oh and its ok.

it makes you easy. and thats hot.

very true!

this makes you mexican and black. fap.

i will also be soon. i get to ***** in tomorrow so.. extra **** tonight!

blah blah blah Susie Diamond

i never meant to keep it. it was to make one post or something. ive honestly been thinking of changing it for awhile now.. its a stupid name and it makes no sense.

im next in line for the throne. and by throne i mean toilet.

in my defense as far as the z goes. a) i was prolly *****. and b) i was here first.

really? thats a surprise. i used to make it sometimes when i was cheffing at the hilton. nom.

game went well. it was mostly dialogue this go around. had one single battle and a lot of conversations. who says 4e is all hack and slash? fools, thats who.

why, you trying to fap?

thats badass. i just looked. they still got cookie o' puss too! oh, i gotta get one of those.

im staring at a blank battlemap. game day is tomorrow when i **** up. i have a few paragraphs written out... why is it that no matter long log i have, i never get this done in time? too many variables in this next session, like your vampire, im sure. i cant predict their next move this...

i cant hear you with the sound of dick in your mouth. no one fucking can. so take it out and speak more clearly. foreigners...

glad its over. fucking hallmark holiday. got my girl a thing of chocolates and cooked her a dinner that she wanted. she asked me to be her valentine so i had no choice. she was all cute and sweet. the chick knows how to work it. she still likes it so i gotta roll with it. also.. bob...

'merica.

no one understands your accent.

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed...

The Shadowfell: Gloomwrought and Beyond

king corn. netflix. watch it. surprisingly awesome. we are comprised mostly of corn due to the fact thats all we eat. even when we dont know it. crazy ****.

the answer is yes.

sigh.

mmm, i bet its amazing there. brown butter, a touch of cheese..

yeah, because we are so serious. you piece of **** idiot.

at least they actually played music videos during the show. and they were funny ones too. old ****, dumb ****, and, sometimes, good ****. a great show, it was.

i call my ****** a metagamer at every meetup just to **** her off. its really funny. in other news, im running session 6 of my ravenloft campaign tomorrow! wooo! but i really need to finish writing it out. do you guys take the time to write it out or go off the top of your heads?

im flattered. however, valentine's day upsets me. you're gonna have to wait a day.

also... titties. nom.

anders probably ruined his coffee and put him in a bad mood again. i think anders needs to be demoted back to "spooge jockey." coffee fetchin' boy is obviously too much for him.

be quiet. i want out of this country. first chance i get, *poof* also.. nice feet, frodo.

now im in trouble.

i had to explain it once or twice to my new group what that meant. two of em were true gaming virgins. now, they know that they don't know what a zombie is. how they might know, but their character doesn't. im actually really proud of one of em. he looked up the history of his race...

fyi, those are hairy.

i am taking bribes based on my immense voting power. just sayin'

hahaha.. who made those cgis? what a blast from the past, man.

sam fisher is a big floppy turd with diarrhea breath and farts corn. blah blah blah sports are cool so this post if relevant.

awesomeness.

are we talking knees or toes here?

ive made fresh before. its nothing special if you ask me. now my fresh spatzle , thats a different story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark_holiday

the point is that the wearer cant talk. if only we could configure them so that one cannot type....

didn't you get the PM? petra's working on it as fast as she can.

god, is it that time already? you know whats sad? the drive through tents in front of the supermarkets for all the men to buy their crap real fast.

cant tell if spam or infomercial..

oh yeah, what island? Ikinawanalaya? Iwannalikydiky?