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its a prep tool, dingleberry. you use it to get ready.

lookin good, princess.

alright. i got this thread on lockdown now. it doesnt get more ******** aids than this. the most literal translation of all time: know whats funny? i actually watched this movie with my girlfriend, *****, and had sex with her too. did i learn anything? obviously not.

you know, this might not be bad advice. lotta birds with one stone there.

my 5th grade teacher told us this in passing once. it always stuck with me. and actually helps.

dont remind me. perhaps it to make up for the fact i write in mostly caps.

just let your soullllllllllllll gloooooooooo

"best at what" *dumb face*

*****... not easy. you could try a higher dose of mela. they sell 1, 2s, and 3mgs and you could play with that. my girl uses it occasionally, ive never touched it. usually ill have a couple beers. if not, spanking it can help if desperate. deep breathing also helps when in bed. also...

if by "twilight" you mean "staying up late and helping you wax your back," then yes. yes i have.

oh come now. you made me wear that costume. it was a little big on me, but you said it would turn you on if i wore your work uniform for you. the things i do for you. and i keep thinking, what have you done for me lately? psst.. he uses it as a shampoo...!

fucking up state abbreviations. like ca. Wa. wrong. fucking wrong. all caps, no period.

ive been wondering about that. im very envious. i was on all organic a few years back i really really miss it. cant afford it here. i was losing weight, felt great too. btw, chili doesnt have to be not healthy. i mean.. the main ingredient is beans. those are great for you. i always...

potato..... you bad bad man.

lets fucking hope.

fastball thrower.

not at all. in fact, i blame his love of the big MW for his bad hygiene.

ooo ideas ideas...

hey. gsb. gtfo!

ive been really feeling like plugging back in as well. i got a record feature on my electric drums ive never used. i can be like a perverted trent reznor.

you could let mr i-know-two-kinds-of-mustard do it, or someone who has chef experience do it for you. besides, he never washes his hands. also, he uses miracle whip.

exactly. i just get the meat, add the beans, tomato, and whatever else veggies i feel like and season it. im pretty simple.

i dont use those things at all. i could care less if a performer uses them, it does not make me want to go on there and follow her around like some crazy e-stalker begging for a bone or a mention. i dont see how that could be exciting.

milk... yuck.

you coulda slapped em.

yeah, you'd be the sauerkraut.

i cant help it, shes my patti mayonnaise. *swoon*

chumps. no one have the unscrambler?

mine is so super simple compared to that. hmm, i might just make some soon. i got all the stuff i need.

i got that one. of course i like the first but the 5th has one of the best songs ever. close minded by vision. fucking awesome song. totally my creed.

lets do it.

should i? should i? oh fuck it. *ahem* you turn me on with your boobs too.

jumping around with nes games. darkwing duck...stuck on boss. athena. sucks ass.

the amount of photoshopping im seeing now pisses me off. you realize its fucking up society? knock it off.

better than a cow tipping effect..

agreed. i preferred fat wreck chords anyway. survival of the fattest was one of my favourites growing up. must have had a deal with hot topic, epitaph. i walked by one the other day. rap.

d'oh! i had the hiccups..

yes, get the hell outta here.

janna youre the pickle on my cole slaw, janna youre the sugar in my tea! <3

she did great! im impressed! and her accent is adorable!!! nom nom nom!

mmmmm titties...

yes. i dont get how you can get into her because of that. its pretty awful.

why is everyone flipping off their hats in your visitor messages? \/

i got a rare aerodactyl card. suck it.

popularity doesnt always mean being a good role model. but i do have some personal insight with her in this case. shes totally nice. i got a ton of autographed dvds and pics from her. ;)

jenna haze is a smart, sweet, hard working girl. she's not a bad pick.

squally likes you. thats how popular you are.