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The first bit of insiration I got was this stupid little cartoon book for **** thats meant to educate them about sex. It had little drawings of people fucking and thats when I figured out what my dick was for. From that point on I relied on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues that I stole from...

If you guys would like to know what Jesus thinks about this thread then look at my profiles backround image. I think it portrays his feelings on this subject exactly.

Yep, I remember. It was like dry-firing a ******. I felt the hammer drop but not a thing came out because I was too young and didn't have any rounds in the chamber yet. Hell, I didn't even know that the feeling I got from rubbing my little prepubescent pecker was an orgasm.

Hey everybody, I just wanna give everyone a heads up and remind everybody to manage their team. I'd like the league to stay competitive, as I am sure all of you do as well, but I have noticed that some of your teams look like they don't have a shot in hell at winning week one. I won't name...

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Liberals are pro-choice because they believe a woman should have the right to make a choice for herself about whether or not she wants to go through nine months of pregnancy and then raise a *****. Liberals are not "pro abortion". Liberals do not want every pregnancy to be terminated and...

Does anyone even care if JJ is pregnant or not????? I sure don't. I mean, she was hot in her day, but this broad is like 6-7 years past her expiration date. She's no big loss. Eva Angelina getting pregnant, now thats a big loss. She was taken out at the top of her game.

Good. Bunch of fucking losers.

You cut and paste that from the McCain Palin '08 website or something?

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Twins

Twins. Michael Cuddyer is the man! Oh... and then there is those Morneau and Mauer guys. They're OK too I guess.

Yeah yeah yeah. The whole thing is getting blown out of proportion. That's the "spin" the republicans are putting on this. We get it. Although, I have to say, if the situation was reversed and it was a democratic nominee whos teenage ******** was knocked up then the republicans would...

Well it is quite common for people to let their personal biases get in the way of their better judgement. So don't feel bad for not being able to think of more than 3 questions you'd like to ask the potential next VP. I'm sure your biases are causing you to have a mental block. I for one can...

^OOOOOHHH! I know you ain't standin' for that Mr. P. Let the flaming begin.:popcorn:

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All that picture proves is that chick needs to cut back on the Burger King. And I love how republicans have made a big deal about how her husbands all "ethnic" because he's supposedly part eskimo. That muthasucka is whiter than this guy --->...

Re: Facials Does she let other women give her squirt facials?

Re: Facials I've had one girl let me. Don't know if she likes it. Don't care. The important thing is that I like it.

Tommy Bowden decided not to recruit an offensive line. He just suited up five cheerleaders and put them out on the field. He figured that James Davis and CJ Spiller were so good that they wouldn't need blocking. Guess he was wrong.

I'm for Obama. With that said, this story about Palin really being that **** grandmother reeks of the same fowl stench that the "Obama is a Muslim" story smells like. And that fowl stench is bullshit. How could she possibly fake her pregnancy, while at the same time hiding her *********? And...

^OH Snap!:popcorn:

I'll help you out. But only if you admit that "watering your bushes" really means your growing the cheeba cheeba.

this dude ain't in our league

NOOOO. Not a good deal. The cowboys are gonna be great on offense this year and Crayton is their number two reciever. He's a keeper.

I don't know how Lebron came up in a thread about Chad "Ocho Cinco". Looks like a hijacking is taking place. Let me just say this in response to what's highlighted above. During the Gold medal game against Spain, while Lebron was missing lay-ups, Kobe was busy hitting tough jumpers in the...

Jason z you have 3 empty defensive spots to fill. If you leave 'em empty then that will be 3 roster spots that won't be earning you points.

It's me vs. you week one.

More players? You should have as many as are allowed.

I'll have to see this story on a source that's a little more concrete than Dailykos before I think it's anything more than slander.

Not good to have Burress and Toomer. You don't want two WRs from the same team. Maroney doesn't get a lot of touches either since the Pats throw 90% of the time. But you never know what'll happen. After the draft it's almost all about luck. You could win your league with that team or come...

Not all Americans. Not the ones who don't believe in God.

Wow. Gettin' snippy in here. Look. Historical records, flawed as they may be, do tell us that Jesus existed. However, he was most definatley not the *** of God, not born of a virgin, not supernatural, and he didn't "rise from the dead", perform miracles or ascend into heaven bodily.

Should we really have a VP that men want to "plow the living **** out of"????? I think there should be a hotness limit when it comes to high office.

We're really really sorry about that. Our bad.

Who is 69er's?

Draft is over. On a scale of 1-10, rate your satisfaction with your team. I give mine a 7. Drafting specific defensive players was new to me.

Laughable

Yep. Then he turned Lots wife into a pillar of salt because she looked back at the burning city during their getaway. Seems like a harsh punishment for simply looking at the fireworks.

So when you click on "test your system" what happens?

Yeah I agree that **** ***** should be looked at as a health issue and not a criminal one. I think one of the main problems with countries like Mexico, where **** cartels are a big problem, is that the police and government officials in those countries are so corrupt. And the ones who are not...

No dount. We are definately part of the problem. But what do you suggest we do? Legalize all *****? I'm for legalizing ********* but anything beyond that is a little sketchy. I don't think it would be good for society if people could just pick-up a gram of ******* or meth at the local 7-11.

Sasha. Cuz she's a dirty, dirty girl. And Sasha takes the lead. 39-38

It's a problem. You won't be able to participate in the draft if you don't follow the directions and get the test to work. If that happens then the computer drafts for you based on player rankings.

Yeah. Their whole season just went down in flames. Once again. Disappointment. Oh, well. At least the ACC title is still in reach.

Hopefully Obama will give Ayers the newly invented job of "Cross-Party Relations Administrator" where his job will be to deal with republican malcontents who oppose democratic legistlation. And by "deal" I mean stab repeatedly with an ice pick.

That redshirt can still be removed. They were talking about it during the game. Guess you didn't watch it. In other news, Clemson is getting there ass beat by Alabama 20-3 with 5 minutes or so left in the 2nd quarter. They look horrible. Offensive line is getting pushed around. They've had...

Do jimmy hats count?

If you expect him to understand you. You're expecting too much.:georges:

Fuck three. I wanna see a bitch rockin' some udders!