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wear tight underwear so you don't make a noticable pants tent.:dunno:

I read both your posts carefully. And then I decided to point out that I didn't like what you said openly for everyone to see. Unlike you, who goes ****** to a mod whenever someone hurts your feelings.

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Calling calpoon a shithead for posting his thoughtfully expressed opinion. Well done philbert. Once again you show everyone what a nice guy you are.:rolleyes:

^Giuliani is a douche bag to the 'enth degree. BTW, fifteen senators have been elected to the presidency, including John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon. So it's not like Obamas trying to pull off something that's never been done. (WTF, the FO system turned L. Johnson into a link...

C-3PO is asexual and therefore does not experience sexual attraction. But the actor that does the voice for C-3PO is totally queer.

25 out of 29. Doubt that'll win it though.

I saw this yesterday and I completely agree. Unfortunately most people aren't intelligent enough to see that Palin is nothing more than a political smokescreen. We may very well be calling this woman Mrs. Vice President soon.

Considering that 9/11 knocked this country onto a course of unilateral military action against other nations in the name of promoting democracy around the world through pre-emptive war especially in the middle east (see the Bush Doctrine) while at the same time adopting a "whatever it takes"...

If the world was really going to end I would walk into my back yard and go inside my tool shed. Then I would uncover the secret retina scanner thats hidden behind my hedgeclippers. After scanning my eye with the retina scanner the floor of my tool shed will slide open to reveal my secret...

Plus he said this on tuesday, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called ‘change,’ it’s still going to stink. After eight years, we’ve had enough of the same old thing. It’s time to bring about real change to Washington and that’s...

WOW! Incredible. True literary genius. POTW.

I don't believe this. You could put a card board cut out of a goalie in front of the net and not give up 82 goals. This has got to be fake. Either that or the Bulgarians don't know how to skate and were playing with an empty net.

this is obviously a very ******** poster.

Right now. It would be Jodi Bean.

Good first week matchup for me against 69ers. It was close but tubulers team won thanks to a superhuman performance by Michael Turner who rushed for more than 200 yards. On to week two. Manage those rosters guys.

If the Vikings had a QB that could play then they would've beaten Green Bay. And they would win the NFC north. Tavaris Jackson is horrible.

Yeah I was definately thinking of beginners/guys who rarely get laid. I'm sure your right about guys with chronic problems being in the minority.

I'm pretty sure that's a Presidential prerequisite. I'm with you as well.

No bodie. It's not like that. I believe you. I just think it's a problem that 99% of all guys experience. Your a very lucky dude if you have that much control. There's a job waiting for in porn valley bro. You should take advantage.

Chef covered this already. ^What he said.

Imagine walking into one of these places and some old lady madame lines up 8 or 9 skanks in front of you and says, "which one would you like sir?" What the fuck would you say? "Ummmm, which one does ass to mouth?" or, "Which one of you ladies doesn't have hepatitus?"

I guess I'm sort of a loner now. Although that wasn't always the case. When I was a teenager I was most definately not a loner. I had more friends than I could handle. Then high school ended and people went their seperate ways. I've kept in touch with most of my close friends but as years...

Every guy has this problem. Only way to get rid of it is to have more sex. I've gotten to a point where I can hold out so long that I can sometimes end up not being able to cum at all. And that is even more frustrating than blowing your load too soon.

Yeah, maybe. But I think it would be sweet justice if Matt Cassel takes Bradys job while he's injured just like Brady took Bledsoes job when he was injured. Belichick will forget all about Brady if Cassel does well. The Pats might still be OK. Their opponents in the AFC east (dolphins...

First off. The USA mens soccer team doesn't suck. They are better than most national teams except for the big european powerhouses and Brazil and Argentina. Second, soccer isn't a big spectator sport in the US because all the best teams and players play in europe. If the best of the best...

Yeah, she handled herself pretty well. Especially since she was the only democrat on the panel. Although it isn't hard to win arguments against right-wingers. Bill Maher has made a career out of it. And oh yeah, she's fucking smoking.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Kerry Washington. Hot. Intelligent. Liberal. My kinda woman.

I'd fight Sarah Palin's 5 month old down syndrome baby Trig. (ooooooohhh! somebody's gonna say I went too far with this one)

it is just a mini series. just 7 episodes. good stuff though. really shows you how badly the iraq war has been mismanaged.

First, When I said +90% of black voters vote democratic, I meant in every election not just this one. And that point is relevant to the discussion of party differences especially when it comes to racial tolerance and the issue of gay rights. All of which was being discussed earlier in the...

An online video game guy? If she goes for some **** like that then she's the one whos lame. Sounds like your better off without her.

That sounds sooooo hot. I ,for one, am hoping to see some nude photos of John Mcains 96 year old ******.:rubbel:

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. OH you said babes. I thought you said... never mind.

I wonder what prison gang he'll join. I hear the **** Lowriders and the Aryan Brotherhood are in desperate need of a lobbyist.

That sucks bro. 8 years is a long time. It's gonna be hard to re-acclimate to a single lifestyle after being outta the game that long. Being dumped is hard to get over. Weed helps though. It kinda gives you that "who gives a fuck" feeling, which can be helpful when your feeling shitty about...

Guy #65 must have been lovin' it. EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW:pukey:

I don't think we're supposed to talk about this stuff. I predict a thread closure in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...

What a great point! ********* are worse people than voters who base their vote on their racist and homophobic beliefs. Way to state the obvious there Sherlock.:rolleyes: And how did I condemn "60% of the Black voting population"? I assume you are saying that black people vote democrat because...

Re: Barack McCain or John Obama? I base my choice for POTUS on issues and character. And I don't even read Rolling Stone. I'm more of an Economist guy. And I get my influences from personal beliefs, personal experience and places like this: http://www.urban.org/decisionpoints08/index.cfm...

Re: Barack McCain or John Obama? Taken directly from the "Republican Thesaurus". Those republicans and their code words.:rofl:

The Daily Show is always coming up with brilliant things like this. Good post.

Oh, I see. You think anyone who isn't a gay-bashing homophobe like yourself is gay. That's intelligent.:rolleyes: You really want to know why I have responded to the bullshit you've regurgitated all over this thread? Let me clue you in. The comments you've made are homophobic, racist and...

Here is something that is equally as rare as bigfoot. A black republican! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flUr9HRD-wA

Yes, I'm sure that's accurate.:rolleyes: Obama loves to **** babies, hates guns, wants to tax everyone into the poor house, is secretly a wahabi muslim terrorist, and loves Louis Farrakhan (whom he both rejected and denounced publicly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn4DEyghY30). Yeah that...

Why are you so hung up on race dude. Obama's a human being. Isn't that all that matters? Why do you have to obsess over his race so much? And as far as what you said about Palin "fighting back" against attacks from the Dems instead of "****** like Hillary", man, what the fuck are you talking...

So you find that your more drawn to the party that is full of racists, homophobes, religious fundamentalists and fear mongerers? That's nice. And I can see that you've swallowed the McCain camps line of bullshit hook, line and sinker. What you said above is exactly what the McCain camp...

Fuck Lieberman. :thefinger

Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God' It's official. She's just another religious looney toon. Iraq war is a "task that is from God"? What the fuck is that about? Don't terrorists say the same thing about Jihad? I hope for all our sake that people with this type of mentality don't...

exactly 4 days 8 hours 27 minutes and 32 seconds. Then production just stops.