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so stop doing it? i usually charge $100 per hour for this kind of advice. now go forth and prosper.

Ghostface Killiah? ill try and hold in my laughter at that one.

phones are for calling, consoles are for gaming.

there is a few companies that make toys you can rely on. tantus is your best one. 100% medical grade silicon every time. they dont fuck around. downside: expensive. but they do last forever. now, i might even recall them actually selling their **** as sex toys and not just novelties...

yeah, i dunno just passing on what i was trained on. it could be different types in those foods, not sure and most likely. also, its wise to never fully trust wikipedia, it is edited by anyone. i remember adding something for shits and giggles and its still there was far as i know. but yeah...

if they're posting it on a social media site, that's not private. its put there purposely to show off. just sayin.

it starts with 2 and ends with o.

what else happens when two gays meet? this isn't rocket science.

saw this site when i was hunting for emma watson fap material. when i saw the comments i thought to myself, this is some seriously racist ****. then i came and took a ***.

i **** it when poseurs hold guitars for the sake of holding a guitar. you can totally tell.

i was just looking at my les paul standard thinking, why did i get this? i was playing guitar in a band a few years ago but im much happier behind my drum kit. of which, i think ima get a new one of those sometime soon. ish. maybe an acoustic set. been awhile since i played on an acoustic...

ah, but you must realize something. adult toys are sold as NOVELTIES. meaning, they are not meant to be used on or in your body. meaning the company who sells them has now taken absolutely zero liability if you injure yourself in anyway. that includes getting sick too. a power cord is...

the main one are these: http://www.bing.com/search?q=phthalates&FORM=AWRE i spent a fair amount of time in the sex store trade and learned a whole lot about this crap. you'll find these in the cheaper things. youll know it because they smell. Tantus is on the ball with expensive silicone...

hey, they got tits too..

bacon today isnt what bacon was before.

Laura Surrich or Lucy Lawless and prolly Lesley-Ann Brandt

Re: dungeons and dragons (D&D) anyone? ive yet to watch it. i have a copy on VHS, just never bothered yet.

he was in everything for a time. im surprised you haven't seen him.

hehe, cool. they are about 4-5 week old right now. losing their down and growing their combs. i cant wait for them to be big enough that i dont have to worry about the owls. i need to build a coop.. any advice?

that and they squirt bottle some mayo based sauce and slap an addition 15-20 bucks to the price too. fucking restaurants. i got burned on them and took my career in a completely different direction. i wonder if ill ever go back to food.

we've harvest quite a bit of peas. so yummy. corns still growing.. ate some green beans too. one of the upside-down squash planters fell down in a bit of a wind storm here and we are losing the plant. down to 2 i think. tomatoes didnt make it. gay. radishes are doing well.. and i am...

becareful what you wish for..

do you really believe that? that must mean there's a ***** to make your ears bigger, or nose, or even one of your toes.

the more you struggle, the hotter it gets.

we skipped you.

screw that guy.

candy ass!

i saved one of my sisters from drowning. if it wasn't for me, she's be a bunch of bones by now. i constantly remind her. she's taking me to lunch tomorrow. she fucking better.

http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?134-For-the-Curious have fun.

you better. i've got a few sasha posters up in my living room. i need more stuff to hang up.

i've heard there is a nip slip now and then. those solo girls know how to work it.

i looked too, you can see the scar around her nipples. fake fake fake. good... but fake.

no no, you're sending it to me.

i like vegas. anytime you're up its cool, no one cares if you're ******** at 8am, lots of girls, stuff to do, and the food is cheap.

did you try apologizing?

it is in my pants.

she prolly did give you her number. that would be the little marks that look like this: 零 一 二 三 四 五 六 九. i know they look like little people playing near really small houses or shooting lazer guns, but those are numbers.

once again, you fail with women. you're in asia still, yes? disappointing me, you are.

Re: Leya Fuckin' Falcon is Back!

which reminds me, we need to pick up pickles at the store...

yes, i agree, you stink.

yep, i always have a hard time when a man gives me flowers.

missing you around here! how's the sexist gardener alive doing?

birthday yesterday, anniversary today. basically, a weekend of receiving many good bjs from my girl.

this is one of the most obvious staged ones. james deen?! come on. they are always planned. sad thing is, they are gonna make a ton of money with it. as intended. they are preying on all the people who watched that mtv crap. i heard they played music once. sometime in the 80s.