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  1. Christmas_Ape

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    10/10??? Well, I do find seventy six trombones to be rather uplifting. I would've gone 4/4
  2. Christmas_Ape

    Can you get an erection without....

    Hot spring
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Racial Tension in Jena, Louisiana

    What else are they gonna do?
  4. Christmas_Ape

    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    And sticking fingers in your ass has nothing to do with love...unless you're gay.
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Circumcision

    Yeah, it's so not the same thing.
  6. Christmas_Ape

    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    But that's were it starts, my friend. A few nice fingers feeling nice...next comes the strap-ons....then everything else!
  7. Christmas_Ape

    Circumcision

    You just don't understand. It's what guys do to boys.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Only Naturals

    Syren http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=78160&highlight=syren
  9. Christmas_Ape

    Circumcision

    All I gotta say, a man needs foreskin like a fish needs a bicycle
  10. Christmas_Ape

    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    Well them you're just going to have to listen to a man who knows what he's saying. I've seen the slide.
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Circumcision

    Um...same can be said for not having surgery.
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Can you get an erection without....

    I get one every time I ***** Funky Cold Medina.
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Frozen ice building!

    Hmm, I think that's the house my ex girlfriend grew up in?
  14. Christmas_Ape

    I spied an ass!

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  15. Christmas_Ape

    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    FreeOnes is slowly turning gay. We got members asking "who's the scariest ******* ever!" now we got members telling this one guy to take it up the ass! Oh, what sad times are these when passing memeber tell straight members to take it up the ass. Nothing is sacred. :(
  16. Christmas_Ape

    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    Think about it, why would she want to finger your asshole? Tell her to finger her own asshole. It's an obvious gay test, my friend.
  17. Christmas_Ape

    Circumcision

    Yeah, guess they didn't really need to mention it. It goes without saying.
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    I'm going early this week with this new to me, natural Asian, Loni! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=33367&page=6&highlight=Loni
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Talking NFL

    LOL I already have a Grossman jersey. It's busy collecting dust.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    oj menace to society or not

    He's a menace to sports memorabilia!
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Talking NFL

    Argh! I tried to order a Hester jersey this morning, but all they have is 5XL in blue and XXL in white. Too bad I'm not a fat man. :(
  22. Christmas_Ape

    How long did it take you to reach One Thousand?

    In less than twelve parsecs.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    Circumcision

    Did that article mention anything about non circumcised cocks looking freakishly freakish?
  24. Christmas_Ape

    Anal VS. Titfucking

    It's gotta be anal, cause TTM (tits to mouth) is rather boring.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    FREEONES.com vs...Who's The Stronger Board???

    That was way better then my 700th post!
  26. Christmas_Ape

    The Poll on Polls

    Live to poll, poll to live!
  27. Christmas_Ape

    Latin Teen Polliana

    Hmm, I wonder if she got a boob job. Some of those new update pics makes me wonder.
  28. Christmas_Ape

    looking for porn movie to introduce to my wife

    Eh, you say classy, I say tomahto. There's no real story lines at all to a lot of his tomahto work. Sure the actors look good. He does work in a lot of fetish stuff. Plus, I still say she wont cum, jaded or not. :2 cents: There's no real climax to a lot of scenes he does. If she's a...
  29. Christmas_Ape

    looking for porn movie to introduce to my wife

    Oh god yes! Is there anything worse?
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Best way to pick up a hottie

    Great topic. The worst way is on Facebook, whatever that is.
  31. Christmas_Ape

    looking for porn movie to introduce to my wife

    Only if she is interested in not climaxing.
  32. Christmas_Ape

    "If I did it" OJ Simpson book hits shelves today - buy or not buy?

    Good idea. Does anyone have change for a button?
  33. Christmas_Ape

    List of films by gory death scene.

    LOL No, people LOVE to make lists! It's tres chich don't cha know?
  34. Christmas_Ape

    looking for porn movie to introduce to my wife

    You ask the impossible!
  35. Christmas_Ape

    I Could Use Some Girl Advice!

    :thumbsdown:
  36. Christmas_Ape

    "If I did it" OJ Simpson book hits shelves today - buy or not buy?

    Because trampy and druggy is far too boring these days.
  37. Christmas_Ape

    This place has been dead!!

    When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, out of the emptiness, Salvation! FreeOnes will rise again!
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Guantanamo detainees tell of ******

    Oh please. Them? People from a country where terrorism is their chief national export next to black gold? You can call the US a totalitarian country, if it makes you feel good. It's better then a barbaric country.
  39. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    Ok, a couple of things to save your sanity. Don't occupy your mind with what Foxes might or might not have. It's serves no used to try to figure them out. And seriously, check out some of her other photo clubs you already have. Rub one out! :banana: That'll make things better. You're...
  40. Christmas_Ape

    This should liven things up...

    Pickings are slim this time tuntsy, but, they are what they are! I gotta go Grandma.
  41. Christmas_Ape

    Mixed Martial Arts

    Yeah, that thread was a joke! Just kidding. I guess I was just soo upset with the Cro Cop fight, that the Hamill decision didn't hit me right away. But yeah, for sure, looking back at it, it was a joke.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    Come on Swizzler...are you new? This happens all the time with the Foxes sites. I suggest you do as D-rock suggested, take a gander and relive some of her older photo clubs. Trust me, that should relief some of your stress.
  43. Christmas_Ape

    Mixed Martial Arts

    Yeah, I kinda figured that. Well let's hope for a rematch. Cause it's the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.
  44. Christmas_Ape

    I Could Use Some Girl Advice!

    No, that's not a big mistake. How are you going to know if she's yours, if you don't ask her? That just sounds like an excuse to me. What firefighter1 needs to do, is let go of the past! You lost 85 pounds! Plus, you should've waited till you officially became a cop before you approached...
  45. Christmas_Ape

    I Could Use Some Girl Advice!

    Knowing most of the fem users on this board, I'm sure they would point out that you should have told her you lost more then 85 pounds. I think they would most likely have suggested that you for a nice round number like say, 105?
  46. Christmas_Ape

    What is your goal?

    Na, it's probably because of her nipple elbows. :uohs:
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Lana Lopez

    http://www.galleries.badgirlsblog.com/albums/lanalopez/lana_lopez_red_lingerie.html
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Bree Olson / Bree Olsen

    Re: Bree Olsen/Olson Wow! She is new to me. Not too shabby!
  49. Christmas_Ape

    Would you complain if this girl sat next to you on an airplane?

    Interesting. I think a better question would be, if a gay guy got on an airplane, would you get off?
  50. Christmas_Ape

    Welcome to Stockton: foreclosure capital USA

    The same thing can be said for Otakuology.
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