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I'm not sure how true these are, but I enjoyed reading... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --A distraught architect threw himself in front of a train in the London Underground in a suicide attempt. Luckily, the train stopped inches from his body; in fact, it had to be jacked off its...

:1orglaugh Too funny. I had a coworker take a pic, but they don't look as good as they should. The picture had to be taken quickly at work before the perverts I work with found out I was flashing. :angels: Wow. The racks attributed to me. I'm impressed. If only I wasn't working 12 hour...

Jeez, man, I remember when you have a sense of humor. At least I still have my male harem...

Just stop using anti-bacterial soap all the damn time!!!!!!!!

Well, this is all very shocking. Where to begin? First of all, the woman pretty much started the whole conversation...and she continued it. Blah to her. Secondly, to quote mongo18-- I agree with him there. Very true, at least in my opinion. Third...I think you were foolish to call the...

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh. I have quite a thing for Scorpio men. Rowr. I'm a Cancer. I'm more compatible with you than...Senob, for instance.

Nope. Have you ever hated someone at work so much that you pray that they hit you so they can be fired?

Not dumb, but... He doesn't have common sense. Or tact. And he has no clue how to keep his mouth shut.

Too late. I can always ask my first guy, see what he has to say...then cause him bodily harm. :angels:

:1orglaugh Nice bastardization of a Simpsons quote!! :nanner:

Damn, I knew there was something I forgot to add to my original post.

Living ***** ya. Seriously, though, surgery IS risky, like D-Rock said.

Are you a resident of New Jersey, by chance?

That's horrible. And disgusting. Icky poooooooooooooooooooo.

Being a pervert is one thing. This guy is something else entirely. WITH A BIKE?!?!?!? Holy biscuit.

I keep pimping out House to people at work. :dunno:

I didn't get off my first time. Selfish jerk with a small penis. I do believe I asked, "Is it all the way in yet?"

Same here.

Nope. Have you ever thought deep thoughts that didn't make sense when you thought about them?

Methinks the pussy needs a bit of a trim.

Beat me to it! :1orglaugh

Meh. Not shitty, as such, but... I don't know. :dunno: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...butter. When I go to the future in-laws' house, I bring a stick of butter. They have margarine because my future ******-in-law is a vegan. Margarine SUCKS ASS.

Women who look like the world's ugliest dog.

People who watch you do something, then wait until you're done before they tell you it's wrong.

Actually...I do. Depending on my mood, I prefer Cool Whip to the pie it's supposed to cover. :dunno:

You know, I haven't caught any guys staring at my chest lately. Damn work uniform.

People who prefer oldish chicken to fresh chicken. Enjoy your trips to the bathroom, asshat!!!!

Christ, the man agreed to his ban. He's a bitch.

Oh, Christ, I've been buying six packs of them from the store every 2 or 3 days for the past few weeks. I'm sooooooooooooooooo going to go through withdrawal soon.

Heh. I bet all the other guys ask for "gorilla grams" in hopes of getting a stripper instead.

A spoof of Spaceballs?

People at work who assume you're pregnant just because you don't feel well. :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

Rhino, do you know where I can get Massive ******'s Teardrop as an instrumental?

And how would YOU know?

My turn again? Dragonfly in Amber--D. G.

Doubtful. What should I get Senob for Christmas?

Three productive things today!! Helped in the deli Helped the meat department Helped a customer I rock

Can't rightly recommend anything, but sounds like fun!!! :D

Oddly enough, stuffing. :dunno:

Aside from the whole cliche stuff, I like... Well, whatever takes some thought. And proof that you actually listen to me. Hey, how about that iPod vibrator?

I wonder if he's claustrophobic now.

I don't even want to know how you know.

I have two Vivid videos floating around... Original Sin and Beautiful. So much story you almost tune out the porn of it all. :tongue:

Doesn't matter to me.

DVC, that's a damn good idea. CCT, Senob and I will have to discuss this. I don't laugh at penises. Well, except for this one...hard, it was as big as my thumb--and I have kinda small hands. Nah, he wouldn't go for that. This week. Next week, things might change.

Great post here. It's true.

I forgot about my Glow Worm!!! And I had a Popple!!

Guys show each other their dicks? On purpose? WHY? But then, I flash my girlfriends...

It's OK, I guess. The price is a bit much for the quality of the food, IMO. :dunno:

I used to live near a park with HUGE hills. We all would get boxes and sled down the hill. Good times. And this is why I live with another guy. My list? Let's see what I remember... Cabbage Patch Dolls Legos My Little Pony Barbie marbles board games I don't remember much else, really...