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Am I the only one to notice a distressing lack of toilet paper?

Delayed reaction? And why aren't the ******** getting lashed, too? They're the ones who picked the name, after all.

Unofficially, I'll be getting earrings and a shirt of some sort. I want a popcorn ******. And a new cell phone. And a pony. And a baby ******. And a new winter coat.

Senob didn't know, either. :1orglaugh My sisters and friends back home say "cool beans". I'd say it must be a Midwest thing, but I don't say it.

It gets better (said sarcastically)!!!!!!!!! Are they that stupid, that evil?!?!?!?

Jerry Seinfeld, Dane Cook, most-if not all-female comedians...hell, most of the comedians male AND female. Too bad Mitch Hedberg died. He was funny.

I don't think I want to know what gender you think I am. :eek:

Pickle juice. All I'm saying. Could be. Damn spending my formative years with guys!!!

Good point. Days, weeks, months...

Give me an idea of what you'd like, and I'll see what I can do. Yes. Yes, she does. And she usually gives me one in return. :dunno:

That's my reaction when I look at my ass in the mirror.

A wave :wave2: or THE wave ?

I've never asked a guy to shave/trim near his naughty bits. It doesn't really matter to me.

And now we know why I'm not his favorite porn star.

Nicotine, pot and caffeine. I used to. It would freak people out. Wusses.

Should I do a Court Curtsey?

Senob my ****** my friends having a job having enough money FreeOnes other such

A fate worse than crabs, I'm sure. :tongue:

I forgot-- My at work ******--earring and necklace set. I hope she likes it. Coworker--socks, maybe, and earrings. The future ***-in-law will probably ask for the same thing that she wants every year...a GC to the grocery store.

Awesome. Conjugal visits? :angels:

What, the ladies of the board can't answer this? :nono:

You're too sweet for words. Too bad I'm upset at you. That's because you haven't met ME yet. :D

Yeah, he keeps giving me my own bras for Christmas. Anyhoo... Most of the females in my ****** are getting socks. They're snazzy. Mommy--don't know yet Twin ******--don't know yet Oldest ******--unicorn dice Next oldest ******--hippo necklace in a hippo case ******-in-law--dolphin...

Thank you, dear. My life is stranger than fiction. Yes it is.

Oooooooooooooh, a rivalry. :D

Nuh uh. I've been working a lot. Have you been wearing my clothes???

Stay away from my ******!! Or maybe me. I don't know.

semen

Here's some that I got from a mailing list. - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. - Approximately 75% of human ***** is made of water. - It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. - One human hair can support 3 kg. - Human thighbones...

Hell, Senob's been on my bad side more times than I can remember and he's still alive.

CCT is my current annoyance.

If I can't choose more than one answer, I'm not voting on this one. Sorry.

Education

I wonder if there's someone else wandering around with the other half.

I am registered to donate organs.

My feet hurt. :(

That is just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too disgusting for words. I am now contemplating neg repping you.

Pap smear? It's been a few years, and I really really really should get that taken care of. Breast exam? Not yet, unless you count the guys at work. :angels:

Give her time. Not much help, I know, but it's my :2 cents:

Hey, cut me some slack. Many, many long work days and I was born a blonde. Besides, Senob doesn't care. He doesn't mind sharing you with me, he said.

Irish German temper, don't you know. Because she didn't get out of the way fast enough, obviously. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh. :tongue:

Brat.:tongue: I so owe you rep for that.

Good point, but I'm sure you know what I meant.

Uh...who gets credit for the last word? :dunno::helpme:

I'd join you. All I want to do is stay at home by myself and have spaghetti. No, that's not true. I want to go home to WI for Thanksgiving. But I can't. So then bring on the spaghetti...but wait, we have to go to Senob's ******'s house.

If by "special prison" you mean one in which they actually have to serve ALL of their sentence (just like us regular folks), then yes.

Yes. Will you go in to work for me tomorrow?

I'm in demand. :nanner:

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. This is why I'm going to dye my hair black.

Besides stabbing my twin ****** in the forehead with a fork and then pushing her down the basement stairs when we were younger than 5 years old? Can't think of anything at the moment.