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If I have a ******** that mixes several types of *******, will it count as only one ***** or as one shot of each? :dunno: So, add 1 shot *******, 1 shot gin, 1 shot *****, 1 shot triple sec, 1 shot ***, or just 1 long island iced tea. Plus, on a separate note, add one double Chivas on the...

Real Mexican enchiladas, not the chili/american cheese crap they serve in the U.S. side (though those are not THAT bad either)

A picture is worth a thousand words :tongue:

Grrr, :cussing: damn you, double post ninja!! DAMN YOU TO HEEEEELLLLL!!!!

No wonder they all look pregnant after eating too much of it.... :tongue: Drumroll please, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal

Of course we all know the Spurs are the best :tongue:

Gillian Anderson? That sure does bring back memories. Back in the 90's, I used to love me some X-Files. I got to rewatch the series on Netflix.

Or will it become like Gattaca, but instead of checking your DNA employers check your Facebook.... :dunno:

You know, I heard that the ladies in Iceland are rather.... "friendly". I guess I found a good excuse to travel there. So even if my luck with women follows me there, the trip would still be worth it if I get to see the Skaftafell ice caves.

Dude, just because a cat is called a "pussy" and a donkey is called an "ass" is no justification for fucking them! :tongue:

She hot but probably not worth all the trouble the guy went through :tongue:

At first I thought the chick was rather cute but all this talk about "post-op" trannies has made me wonder if she's actually packing

One bourbon, one scotch, one ****....

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It's 10:00 a.m. so I'm ******** a home made capuccino.

What I did to test that hypothesis was to type the alphabet one letter at a time, for example, I typed A and it gave me: Amazon, Academy, AOL, and American Airlines. Now, I do buy from Amazon, have gone to Academy to buy some ammo and look at guns back when I was deciding what *** to buy...

31 - 31 tie so far!! And no, I didn't have anything to do with it...... :rolleyes:

:goodpost: This! Now the thing is that I've been told that people who first meet me tend to think I'm a cop so it's hard for the ladies to set that first impression aside, though I did go to a strip club tonight and I may have met some possible "pay for play" ladies that were rather hot so I'll...

Fuck this, I'm bringing mhy dog to the conetst

Remind me to rep you for this one.......... :rolleyes:

I wonder if the curtains match the drapes........ :drool2:

Okay, guys, I guess what I needed was just to hear some other people's opinions before I either risked my neck or not. So what would you all do if you just got paid, had a few hundred bucks extra money in your pockets (after the bills, mortgage/rent, everything else is paid), you had a free...

she'll do.... :tongue:

All it needed was a nature documentary type narration.... here's the amazing seaguls. They live out by the beach, yadda, yadda, yadda Or a narration like this one

Pop quiz, hot shots. It's Friday/Saturday night, you find yourself spending your weekend in the U.S./Mexico border and you got a little bit of money, plus you're kind of horny. Do you... A) Play it safe, stay in the American side, go to a strip club, you're not getting laid but definetely not...

So the car was smarter than the driver

Just tell your doc that when you took the condom off there was ***** inside of it :tongue: Just a little excuse I'm giving you all in case anyone needs it.

All right, back to the original discussion!! I'd just do something like this and then apologize for being so "clumsy"

I remember her from way back when I started surfing the net for porn. She still looks just fine.

They deserve a break. Defending us from all those incoming missiles is hard work!! Or maybe they were "googling" themselves

I demand a recount!! :cussing:

Damn, that's exactly how I feel about Nickelcrap!

Stopped at the ****** store on my way home from work. Got me a brand new bottle of Chivas. Cheers!

Well, one thing to remember is that only one girl actually saw you.... er, I mean, saw "your friend", and since it's a supermarket they probably work part time and she's not going to be there all the time, so "your friend" can go do your shopping there and most likely will not run into her if...

You're right. He should stop posting for a while :tongue:

I know!! MD 20/20 :tongue:

I'm into cocktails. I'll have a gin and tonic. Or just hold the tonic. I picked up a taste for gin lately, even by itself. Or for ****, I'll take either a Shiner Bock from right here in Texas or a Chimay from Belgium, hard to decide.

Not really a fan of either, but I like this song :

aaaah..... fuck this face :pukey:

Goin' down, b-i-tches?

If only we didn't have these ridiculous speed limits it'd be easier to just floor it, pass the slow pokes that are slowing me down and leave them behind. I do get a bit upset when I'm on the highway and people just hog the passing lane without passing anyone. Or when someone is about to pass...

Got to bring this back!

In a non-related note, I'll buy tickets to this movie for all of you :tongue:

Only when out of hamburguer buns