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^ Well, I was constipated!! :cussing:

Here's some sense of fun for this thread :tongue:

Yeah, and don't pretend you didn't like it :tongue:

Seems that you might have broken a bone in there. That would be my best guess. You might need an open reduction, internal fixation. You can either go to a hospital and have them do it for you or if it's too expensive, you can do it yourself at home. It's a pretty straightforward procedure...

I don't know what people saw in that show. I mean, I'm Mexican so did other Mexicans watch the show and point and say "at least we're not Italian Americans"? :dunno: I know not all Italian Americans are as superficial as this bunch. I mean, as a Mexican, if I were to watch a show about the...

I don't know, but from stuff I've been reading online all day around the blogosphere (slow day at work, 3 day weekend, maybe off to some beach tomorrow) about libs critizicing "old" Clint's performance, it seems that his speech stung them B-A-D, and it stung Obummer especially bad, like stung by...

So, he didn't look like zombie Bill Murray? :tongue:

Is Fear Factor back on or what? :dunno: I'd say they might be on their way to Dancing with the "Stars"

The empty chair representing the empty suit was a nice touch :thumbsup:

So, Eddie Van Halen had emergency surgery for diverticulitis http://www.usmagazine.com/*********-news/news/eddie-van-halen-undergoes-emergency-surgery-postpones-tour-dates-2012308 I wonder what could have caused it? Could it have been those two burritos and a root **** float? :dunno...

^ I think she's cute. As long as she gets herself some meds.

What is "Bespredel"? :dunno: Anyway, I see Project Mayhem is alive and well. But this "pick a fight with a total stranger" homework is old. The last homework was set up all alarm clocks at Wal-Mart to go off at 3 in the morning. Though I see it's easier to pick fights in Russia. Must be...

Must..........stop........Baconsalt..........joke........from coming.............out...........of my................brain..........

All right, I'll go hump your leg............. :tongue:

I've had interratial, she was Asian, and it was awesome! :thumbsup: She love me rong time!

Don't tell anyone but it's actually our engagement :lovecoupl :tongue:

That's true, there's been a few people haven't seen post for a while and not even let us know they were leaving. I myself have stopped posting here and there for weeks, or one time I left for a couple of years a few months after I signed up, felt no need to say anything. It's not like I'm...

^ But at least it's "thinking". You should try it! :tongue:

Actually, love blinds you, feelings make you think with the wrong head, you're in love, you think it will last forever.....the divorce rate is what? So, yes, you might be madly in love right now but so were so many people who in a few years later will be going for each other's necks. Think...

For some reason, I now got this song stuck to my head

In Texas we get a kick out of Bostonians saying "I went to the party and stayed there all night" .........it sounds like they said "I went to the POTTY and stayed there all night"

So, can I introduce you to a ****** of mine? (she needs a green card bad! :tongue:)

You don't care? Well, I don' give a ****.

Yup, the good old days.......

So in other words, just like roaches, wherever you see one there's bound to be more around? :dunno:

I think that idiot OP is overdoing it with the "***BREAKING NEWS***" crap :cussing:

If you do, you're no longer young........... and, yes, I do remember

squally will miss you

Well, having a ***, knowing how to use, and not ******* his pants when using it would mean he's a conservative :tongue: I ***, I ***, before you start listing a bunch of libs who own guns or went to war and ****** Hitler or something, IT'S A JOKE, the conservatives in the audience will get it...

Finally!! Six seasons too long in my most humble opinion! Never saw an episode but if the people in that show really represent Italian Americans..... :facepalm: And I thought the mafia gave them a bad rep...... :douchebag: :douchebag...

fixed :tongue:

1. If she's unfaithful, I don't have to pay alimony. 2. If I'm unfaithful, I will have to pay alimony. 3. Whatever each one brought into the marriage, gets to keep if the marriage is over. 4. Anything acquired by both people during the marriage will be divided equally. 5. She keeps the spoiled...

Yup, with that comment he persuaded me to shop there today. :tongue:

There is no way I'm voting Obummer :tongue: I may have some liberal tendencies, particularly in education, but I tend to agree with conservatives on most issues. The democrat party platform on education is "whatever the teacher union want". The republican platform for someone like our Ken...

Because of her and Jessica Biel, I got to watch the new Total Recall movie.....when it gets to the dollar movie theater :tongue:

You watch **** all day? :dunno:

It's Frankenscrotum!!!

So, what did you think of Menace 2 Society and Fallen? Ooops, I mean, spoiler alert! :tongue:

Cooties are contagious!! Yuck!!! :eek: To each their own. I don't watch porn to see a guy's cock with or without condom, I watch porn to see the naked chicks.

(checking to see if my penis is still in my shorts....... looking......looking.......looking.......oh, there it is!) Like every other 100% straight male with a penis I vote Kate :drool2:

If I were Selena Gomez... if I all of a sudden woke up in her body, I'd get naked and look at myself in the mirror for a whole fucking day!! :tongue:

Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af I wonder how much she'd charge to "baby sit" me? :tongue: Got a cabinet full of ******, just sayin' :D

Y no Inglorious Basterds in the poll?!?!?! :tongue: I know, I know, just being a smartass

No, no, no, Sam, old chap, got it a bit wrong. The title does make it seem that you think all libs are violent, and in Will's case, that all libs are hypocrites. Not all libs are like that, and I know, because I got friends who are HUGE..... as in HUGE libs and they're not violent at all...

You know, whoever wins the election must do something about strenghtening our education system. Big time. The most powerful country in the world CANNOT be second best when it comes to educating its citizenry. Investing in our people is a great investment. Many will fail, many will succeed as...

There is a miniseries made back in the early 90's, though it wasn't HBO. It was ABC.....yup, the same ABC that gave us Growing Pains, Perfect Strangers, Full House, Step by Step, ****** Matters. So, yeah, we need either the HBO that gave us The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, and...

A shot of Listerine..... accidentally after brushing my teeth :D

Too busy playing COD :tongue: I just caught the highlights this morning on TV. All I can say is that the GOP convention theme seems to be: "You DID build this". The coming Dem Convention theme: "forget about the economy, screw the unemployed, WE WANT OUR FREE ABORTIONS :cussing:" :tongue:

This. It isn't (and shouldn't be) up to the city government to decide how many franchises a business opens up, at least not here in America. It is up to the business itself. If McD's (or BK, or Wal-Mart, or Target, or Whole fucking Foods) sees sales going up in a particular town and their...