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Kind of like the guy and gal who made a deal. He told her "if you want sex but I'm not in the mood for it, I'll rub your left breast three times. If I want sex but you're not in the mood for it, you rub my cock about three hundred times" :tongue:

"Go fuck yourself" Yes, I"m ******** :*****: Bitch, who she think she is not calling? :cussing:

The music can also be used for the .gif just above this post :tongue:

That's why it's a "***** ***". I did actually had a weird ***** one time, that somehow I ended up owning an AA-12. And about the Para, good thing to know about the warranty for "original" owner. But I guess that means I can't go to a pawn shop and get one, right? :( Anyway, I've never seen...

But the cake is a lie :cussing:

Well, I already mentioned my ***** ******, the Para-Ordnance P-14 (if it's any good). But when it comes to long guns: Short range: the Hungarian AMD-65 http://www.hungariae.com/AMD65.htm Longer range: the HK G-3. Shotgun: the AA-12, of course. Submachine ***: the FN P-90. That is all.

Yeah, who does he think he is politicizing a foreign crisis? A Democrat? :tongue: 1. Bad economy 2. High unemployment 3. High gas prices 4. Withdrawing support from a pro-American dictator just to have that country taken over by muslim extremists. 5. Having said muslim extremists ****** an...

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm already putting it into this list because I'm going to see it anyway: Resident Evil: Retribution

^ Awesome ***! :thumbsup:

Hey, it's Ramius!

Feliz cumpleaños! for your gift, shall I put a bow on my cock? :tongue: By the way, just how.....Deep did that finger go up there?

Though I'm a huge supporter of the second amendment, the only reason I don't have my "***** ***" is because I'm a cheap bastard. I'd really like one of those Para Ordnance P-14's, preferebly a customized one, but two things: 1. the price, I see they're kind of expensive and 2. I read some...

Now you made me crave one of my egg, bacon AND cheese sandwishes. On buttered wheat bread. Though I usually make myself migas covered in granma's homemade hot sauce.

I would be tempted to say "yes, try it" but then again it might be a trap! They could have a strap on ready for any guys who dare them.

^ JOurney, why did it hav eto be jhourney? gfot to wahs out my ears!!!

tahnx for rep, and that's story fo me life......:*****: salud!

what? tanx for rp.... I'm :*****: sadlud compdre!

i was gonaa rpe for thanx but 4got references...:*****: salud, compadre!

:hatsoff: for the playoffs rep Playoffs? Dont talk about playsoff!

ya, thanx for rep.....:*****: salud!

again, and this time i'mma feeel it tomorrow morning :*****::throwup:

Getting ready to watch the original "Hunger Games": BATTLE ROYALE I heard it was good, so I'll check it out on Netflix. :popcorn: and :****:

^ Well, in that case, let's also go with a classic

Fixed :tongue:

Fixed :tongue: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boned

Which was probably the case, as this new Soccergirl is telling us. Which is probably the reason he/she/it hasn't posted since.... when? :dunno:

I was reading a thread in the funny section and somehow I got curious about something. Has there ever been a time when you couldn't walk straight for a few hours/days/weeks after having rough sex? And if so, how did you deal with that? Has that ever happened to any girl you know of? :dunno:

Now you peaked my curiosity. A question for the ladies, has there ever been a time when you couldn't walk straight for a few hours/days/weeks after having a rough sex scene? And if so, how did you deal with that? :dunno: I'm going to leave this question here in case any of the ladies see...

^ Exactly! I don't exist. I'm just a figment of your hallucination :D

Ah, what happened to the regular season? :dunno:

It think it's been a long time since he/she/it has posted here. Anyway, this is the internet so whatever anyone posts here about themselves I take it with a huge grain of salt. For example, I have a nagging suspicion that supadupafly up there IS NOT Groucho Marx. I have no evidence for that...

***SPOILER ALERT*** Do not click if you haven't gotten caught up to it. This is the uncut ending.... With Bacosalt as assistant producer :tongue:

Same here. He probably left during a time I was way too busy to post so when I came back I was surprised he was gone. I do remember him asking me a lot of details about the ladies in Mexico. He seemed kind of interested in taking a trip over there. Just hope he didn't end up in a barrel of...

I'll make my vote after the swimsuit competition.

^ I guess Sam's reference is Google. If I were a bit less lazy right now, I'd google all those names in the picture, like for example, Solyndra. One of the reasons that I get kind of lazy at posting in the politics section is that being a conservative I know I have to look for references and...

Does anybody here really believe that Bill Clinton is going to actually vote FOR Obama? There is real **** between those two guys, despite the Academy Award worthy performance Bubba had in his speech. I really don't understand why the polls got Obummer and Mr. Mittens close (regardless of...

Found the secret message there. So my decoder ring finally was useful, thanks!! :thumbsup:

doing everything you just mentioned :tongue:

This is probably what happened:

Grrrrr!!! :cussing: Why didn't the pic I posted not appear? :cussing: Anyway, here's another one, and, yes, she does have a nice twat! And this is her story: http://www.scribd.com/doc/12214299/Erica-Rose-Campbell-shares-her-story

Sure thing, buddy. I won't look at her pics anymore..... :tongue:

Doesn't matter what she does, it always seems she's bouncing :tongue:

Archer!!!!

:cussing:

It depends what ****** member. If it was my ***, ***, *******, ******, aunts, uncles, grandparents, this would happen: :flaccid: But some of my cousins........ :rubbel: :tongue:

I was going to say Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I think that old geezer Michael Douglas is already too lucky to have her, and now make her a Bond girl too? No. :tongue: Why not Zoidberg? (V) ( ;,,; ) (V) J/K, I meant, why not Princess Amidala herself, Natalie Portman? :dunno: