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  1. No_Man

    Gasoline hits a new low...!

    I caught this article the other day but never got around to posting it. The bolded numbers are intriguing... Dare I say it... Americans are actually developing better car buying and driving habits? Certainly looks like it. I think the oil companies may have actually shot themselves in the foot...
  2. No_Man

    The Coming Supermajority Nightmare ?

    Re: Define "better"? What the ****** mortality stats fail to reveal is that the U.S. also has a teen pregnancy rate that is 3-5 times that of nearly all developed countries. Teen pregnancies have a 60% higher mortality rate due to the increased risk of premature delivery and poor pre-natal...
  3. No_Man

    Al Sharpton Does It Again...

    Crap. You're right. I got my hypocritical civil rights leaders confused. My bad.
  4. No_Man

    Al Sharpton Does It Again...

    After an extensive investigation of the subject (a.k.a.: a 5 minutes Google search), I have determined that the following publications are guilty of "blatent racism" for using some variation of the expression "tightening the noose" in an article: TIME Magazine New York Times Washington Post...
  5. No_Man

    Al Sharpton Does It Again...

    Yes, because saying Barak Obama talks down to "n******" on live TV, saying that you want to cut his nuts off, and making a motion like you intend to stab him is completely acceptable and not at all racist.
  6. No_Man

    The Coming Supermajority Nightmare ?

    Honestly, this is what is motivating me most to vote for McCain at this point. Its not that I like the man all that much... I'm just terrified of what a one party government will do to this country. However, there are a couple silver linings: 1) The Supreme Court. One party legislatures have a...
  7. No_Man

    Would it be wrong?

    Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score. Then again, just because he's a goalie, doesn't mean he won't chop off your nads. Take that for what its worth (aka... nothing).
  8. No_Man

    ***** upskirts

    Re: Upskirt on TV shows Yeah, those miniskirt uniforms didn't last past the first season. I remember seeing female officers wearing those as they climbed up and down ladders in Engineering and thinking, "Damn, it must nice to be an engineer." Deanna was pretty much the only character allowed...
  9. No_Man

    Who here likes "Two and a Half Men"?

    There's some validity to that. If it were on during the sitcom wave of the mid-late '90s it certainly wouldn't have gotten that title. That said, I still find it reasonably funny. I don't make a big effort to watch it, but I'll leave it on if I flip past an episode.
  10. No_Man

    Desitin.

    I'm with you man... I haven't resorted to the Desitin yet, but I'm getting close. I think I may be resisting because there's a part of me that secretly enjoys the tortuous ecstasy of peeling the skin of my sphincter away bit by bit.
  11. No_Man

    SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into face.

    Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f Alright, I'll grant you this one is suspicious. But I'd still be more inclined to believe her than not.
  12. No_Man

    Virginia ******** follows faith, won't sell birth control pills and such...

    Federal law does prohibit discrimination of "goods, services, facilities, privileges, advantages, and accommodations" on religious grounds, but only for products that the store chooses to carry. If, for example, this ******** chose to say, "We're going to carry birth control pills, but we're...
  13. No_Man

    SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into face.

    Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f I'm not saying its right. Just that I can remember teachers even in college telling girls, "If he's unarmed, go ahead and fight. But if he's got a weapon, fighting will just get yourself ******."
  14. No_Man

    SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into face.

    Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f Using the back of a ***** blade with a fairly dull tip would create that scratch. Which means he wasn't looking to scar or **** her... just leave a mark. Agreed. This happened two days ago. The swelling...
  15. No_Man

    Lisa Ann HOT but....

    Its the scar from a minilaparotomy tubal ligation. Or, in English, "getting her tubes tied."
  16. No_Man

    SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into face.

    Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f If someone had just beat the crap out of you and then held a ***** against your face, I suspect you might stop fighting too. OR he was standing over her backwards as she lay on the ground. As in, instead of...
  17. No_Man

    Legalizing prostitution in the U.S

    Re: Should Prostitution be Legalized in the US? Prostitution already is legal in the U.S... as in, on a federal level. Its the individual states that have made it *******. The only federal statute regarding prostitution is the Mann Act, which criminalizes facilitating the transport of a woman...
  18. No_Man

    Porn on your wall?

    Nope. Surprisingly, my wife might go for it in our bedroom, but only if she could put up some male pornstar with a ***** cock as well. I just don't think I could ***** underneath that :pukey:.
  19. No_Man

    Scientists Erase Specific Memories in Mice

    That's a bit of an exaggeration. There are a few thousand cloned beef cattle and a few hundred cloned dairy cattle in the U.S., out of a total of around 34 million beef cattle and 9 million dairy cattle. As long as it continues to cost close to $20,000 to clone a single ******, the practice...
  20. No_Man

    who else who is a guy likes double vaginal?

    Don't try to put yourself into a box like that. Labels like "bi" and "gay" serve no purpose. Would labeling yourself "gay" make you any more attracted to men, or any less attracted to women? Would labeling yourself "bi" change your enjoyment of the double vag experience you had? Go with your...
  21. No_Man

    Biden makes Obama terrorist claim :P

    If I had any balls, I'd vote for Bob Barr. I see an inevitable split coming in the Republican party between the Evangifundies and those who are effectively Libertarian, so there's a part of me that would like to throw my support behind the Libertarians now. But I know I'll chicken out anyway and...
  22. No_Man

    Restraining order question, how long does it take to get served?

    Libel, not slander. And there are a couple things going against you here: 1) Defamation cases are often argued on the characterization of true information. For example, if you simply said, "My wife weighs 250 lbs," that would not be defamation. But if you said, "My wife is a fat pig who eats...
  23. No_Man

    This Person Is The Type Of Person Who Has ********...

    I was thinking about this further, and since its too late to edit, I'll add this: I think the ****** should be punished as well. This woman did not choose to maintain a ****** and a career in a vacuum. She decided it with her husband, and he had just as great a responsibility for the welfare of...
  24. No_Man

    This Person Is The Type Of Person Who Has ********...

    When you are responsible for a *****, every choice you make has an intentional effect on that *****. This woman chose to have a lifestyle and career that resulted in her forgetting to care for that ***** in a responsible manner. In my opinion, that makes her intentionally negligent and fully...
  25. No_Man

    I'm sick of Mac's bullshit

    Because Microsoft's "I'm a PC" campaign tell you soooo much about their operating system... In the words of Eric Hollraiser, Microsoft's Director of Coporate Communications, "It's Marketing 101. It clearly makes sense for the No. 2 guy to pick a fight with the No. 1 guy." In other words, if...
  26. No_Man

    What sort of "number" makes a slut for a 25 year old?

    Just having "the number" is irrelevant. Everybody has his or her past. If a girl was a whore in highschool and gangbanged the football team, then got her **** together and has been celibate for the last 5 years, does it really matter that her number is 30 or 50 or 100? I'd rather know about the...
  27. No_Man

    Gauge Vs Sasha Grey-Whose the better 'teen' pornstar?

    Gauge... I've watched a lot of Sasha Grey scenes and I have yet to see one where she didn't look completely bored.
  28. No_Man

    Natalie Dillon - A little pricy, don't you think ?

    Dylan already has her bachelor’s degree in women’s studies at Sacramento State and in January she’ll start her master’s work in marriage and ****** therapy, hoping to obtain her doctorate. Yeah... um... good luck with that. I'm sure families will be beating down your door for counseling. Though...
  29. No_Man

    Do You Like Hentai?

    It has its place. I'm not a huge fan like some people, but I enjoy certain kinds of hentai on occasion.
  30. No_Man

    Which country, would you like to see more pornstars from?

    I love Australian/New Zealand accents. I'd love to see/hear more of them moaning on camera.
  31. No_Man

    licking a girls asshole

    I licked the assholes of a couple ex-girlfriends. It wasn't anything special. They generally enjoyed it in a "that's nice, honey... but here's my clit" sort of way. My wife, however, get's irrationally paranoid when anything but toilet paper goes near her backdoor, so its not an option with her.
  32. No_Man

    Sarah Palin's Favorite Position?

    She seems the kinky sort. So I'd say doggie... and by that I mean, Todd on his hands and knees while Sarah plows him with a strap-on.
  33. No_Man

    Men's Razors

    I'm with AFA... Norelco for the last 7 years and no intention of ever getting anything else.
  34. No_Man

    Have You Ever Personally Seen A House/Apartment Fire?...

    Twice. The first time I was a *** and the fire department did a controlled burn of a condemned house down the street as a training exercise. It turned into a bit of a block party with all sorts of neighbors coming out with their grills to watch the community eyesore burn to the ground. The...
  35. No_Man

    Best online site to buy porn DVD's?

    I'll give props to CDUniverse as well... they've gotta have one of the best porn selections anywhere and their prices are competitive or better. You have to do a little digging to get to their porn catalog though... go to the movie tab, then click on the "Mature" subject link on the left side...
  36. No_Man

    Should you tell a girl if they suffer from stinkypuss?

    I've gone down on quite a few women in my life and not a single one smelled so bad that I couldn't finish the job. I can't even imagine how I would react if she smelled that bad. I suspect my reaction would be such that informing her of the problem would be irrelevant. And btw... the idea that...
  37. No_Man

    The (guys) Pornstar Trim

    Same as above... electric beard trimmer with the shortest guard. Pretty much everything from just below my waist down to the underside of my balls. I do it maybe once a month or so. Leaves it easy to keep clean, halfway attractive, and with no irritation/itching.
  38. No_Man

    Play the Two and a Half Men Game at Home!

    There's almost always one good joke in Two and a Half Men that makes me laugh. Its no ****** Guy, but its still entertaining.
  39. No_Man

    Is Craiglist a reliable site to meet peoples?

    I did Craigslist back when I was single. In about 6 months of posting, I got about a half dozen responses and actually went out a few times with 2 girls. Not great results, but you get what you pay for. I did find one ad technique that was more successful than most. I was living in St Louis at...
  40. No_Man

    What is your favorite sexual position?

    Doggie style with her on the edge of the bed and me standing. Perfect height, perfect angle, great control, awesome feel. The only down side to it is that the bed ends up on the other side of the room when we're done :nannerf2:
  41. No_Man

    Q. Snorting Semen...

    Its probably not dangerous, but it might not be very pleasant. The human body has a pH of about 7.4, but normal semen can have a pH from anywhere between 7.2 and 8.0, and some men go even higher than that. A pH of 8.0 is comparable to that of an over-chlorinated swimming pool, which means its...
  42. No_Man

    What kind of boobs do you prefer?

    My wife's: 36DD of all natural goodness.
  43. No_Man

    Can You Look at Porn While You Eat?

    I used to watch porn just about everyday on my lunch break while I ate. It was generally milder stuff with a plotline, but that was mostly because I didn't want something so intense and captivating that I forgot to eat. The timing worked out pretty well: 10 minutes home from work, 30 minutes to...
  44. No_Man

    Do you believe in God?

    There are a couple problems here: 1. Believing in God does not necessarily mean believing in a moral or personal God. There are plenty of people who believe God exists and that he doesn't give a **** what humans do or do not do. 2. Believing in God does not necessarily mean believing in Hell...
  45. No_Man

    Do you believe in God?

    FYI... what you just described is the Christian doctrine of Original Sin: everybody sins from birth because they're born in an antagonistic relationship to God. Nobody is born wanting to believe or capable of living sinlessly. Or, in your words, mankind is born without the capacity to truly...
  46. No_Man

    Women in uniform

    French maid... but its only barely above secretary and schoolgirl.
  47. No_Man

    Should Election Day be a National holiday?

    I agree completely with your logic. However, I will also say that I find it unlikely that the extra time would induce anyone extra to vote. A good portion of the U.S. just doesn't give a ****.
  48. No_Man

    RACIST CHICKENS OUT AT McCAIN RALLY

    I was talking with a one of my neighbors a few weeks ago. He's 87 years old, a WWII vet, an Olympic sprinter, and says he's voted Democrat in every election in his life. I asked him what he thought of Obama: "I'm voting for McCain. There's no way I'm voting for a black man. If you let one in...
  49. No_Man

    Theoretical queston about a wife beater...

    As much as I love the "hire a thug with a ***" suggestions, they're probably not the most conducive to keeping Torre82min out of prison (and turning into the guy his *** is dating). But if we're going with extreme suggestions, here's mine: ****** your ***, by ***** if necessary. Get her as far...
  50. No_Man

    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    Using the *****, Luke could defend against just about anything Superman could do to him. Superman may be fast, but the ***** gives Luke premonitory reflexes for anything he could try. A ***** Grip would render Superman utterly impotent, since under the influence of the *****, the very matter...
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