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  1. No_Man

    Advice

    To STDiva, have you ever tried masturbating on her clit? Get her nice and wet (maybe with some oral help), get on her missionary style, and then rub the limp tip of your "buddy" on her clit. It drives most women nuts, it feels incredible, and it almost always gets me past whatever psychological...
  2. No_Man

    Fuckin' Somalian pirates!

    The New York Times had an article yesterday about the newest measures they're taking. One of the smarter ones that I noticed was the use of shipping lanes protected by warships. That makes a lot more sense than this hunt and peck method of randomly searching for them over 100,000 sq.mi. of...
  3. No_Man

    Dating 101: How To Be A Total Man-Magnet...

    Speaking as someone who is happily married to a beautiful woman, I can say that the turning point in my dating life was when I stopped caring about what my date thought of me. I stopped trying to dress trendy, or impress her with the places I took her, or be the uber-gentleman. I went from...
  4. No_Man

    Jesse J a c k s o n ?

    Yep, he was arrested in '99... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/jjacksonmug1.html
  5. No_Man

    Naomi Klein's Shock Doctrine - Auto Co's

    The labor union that you praise is one of the biggest reasons that American auto companies can't compete with Toyota and Honda. I agree that labor protection is a necessary evil. But the UAW isn't interested in the protection of auto workers. It's interested in power and its own self...
  6. No_Man

    The Official Useless Facts Thread

    This was 'Mythbusted'. A duck's quack does echo, but the echo sounds exactly like the quack, with so little distortion that you can't distinguish between the echo and a second quack.
  7. No_Man

    What music makes you horny?

    Music from when I was in high school... there's something about reminiscing about my teenage years that turns me into a horny, sexual repressed nerd again.
  8. No_Man

    What kind of camera is used to shoot porn?

    I know Digital Playground has started using the new Red One 4k camera for all their HD filming. I would imagine other adult feature film studios that produce HD content have started using them extensively as well.
  9. No_Man

    Fuckin' Somalian pirates!

    I tend to be a bit of an isolationist in international affairs, but if there were ever cause for an international military alliance or U.N. military action, this is it. We have 12 nations working together in the MFO to keep the Suez Canal safe and neutral. It makes just as much sense to work...
  10. No_Man

    Are There Any Star Trek Fans Around Here?

    Aha... I was thrown off by the human name for Ryder's character, but that makes perfect sense for Spock's ***. I thought she might be a little old to play opposite Pine (37 years old vs. 28 years old), but then again, a little thing like age never stopped Kirk ;) As far as Chekhov goes, the...
  11. No_Man

    Are There Any Star Trek Fans Around Here?

    I was highly skeptical when I heard they were going to ditch the traditional "reverse spin-off" model and carve out a brand new saga without the backing of a TV series. But I gotta say, the cast is amazing... Zachary Quinto (Sylar from Heroes) as Spock John Cho (Harold from Harold & Kumar) as...
  12. No_Man

    Taxes and you - cultural good taxes

    Good, in theory. But the idea of trying to judge the cultural value of one class of items over another gives me a nervous twitch. Its a slippery slope that ends in government legislation of culture (which isn't really culture at all). And, as Mongo pointed out, the line between "culture" and...
  13. No_Man

    Does your city now have traffic cams at every intersection ?

    Yep. All over the place. However, if you know the system, only a small percentage of them are enforceable. Check the laws in your area before you pay one. A lot of times they carry no legal weight. Of the half dozen or so municipalities around me that use them, only one will issue a fine and/or...
  14. No_Man

    Daphne Rosen - What's Up

    She was in 4 new DVD's in October '08 alone (not counting compilations of old work). She's definitely still in the industry.
  15. No_Man

    ****** Guy

    You know, if you **** yourself now you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook.
  16. No_Man

    Got into someone else's email account and what I found disturbed me...

    Here's the law you've broken: Stored Communications Act As you can see, the penalty for this is one year in prison or a fine. The fine is determined by what class the crime is, found here: Federal Sentencing Classifications Under those guidelines, its a Class A Misdemeanor. If you look here...
  17. No_Man

    Porn movies denture

    Not my particular cup of tea, but to each his own. Two that come mind as having done extensive work while having braces are Leah Luv and Spring Thomas.
  18. No_Man

    A cultural double standard for sex toys???

    I don't think its nearly as true as it used to be. One of my wife's best friends can't find a guy to save her life. She's reasonably attractive, but overweight and kinda abrasive. She's always making depressed, self-deprecating comments about going home alone to her magic wand. This is not the...
  19. No_Man

    Spanish-speakers in the USA

    FYI... The courts have consistently felt that a federally legislated official national language would be an unconstitutional invasion of states' rights. Thus, it would require a Constitutional amendment to declare a national language. That's the major reason it hasn't been done thus far. Now...
  20. No_Man

    Pills increase desire?

    This isn't exactly what you asked for, but the three biggest factors that alter libido: diet, exercise, and stress. Diet: + Cut back on sugar, simple carbs, and *******. These all cause spikes in your insulin levels that can **** libido. + Eat more raw fruits and vegetables. There are a number...
  21. No_Man

    Spanish-speakers in the USA

    I would say I don't really care what language they speak (because, for the most part, I don't), except that so many government services cost twice what they should because they have to be provided bilingually. Election documents, social services staff, public school faculty, public service...
  22. No_Man

    If *** or *** (or both) ever surprised you and your g/f . . .

    My *** knocked on my bedroom door while I was going down on my girlfriend once. We stalled just long enough to get a minimal amount of clothing on. Unfortunately, my shirt ended up inside-out and backwards. She walked in, said something pointless, gave me this look that said, "Never again," and...
  23. No_Man

    Autobiographies by porn stars?

    http://www.amazon.com/Lights-Camera-Sex-Christy-Canyon/dp/0972747001 Also, Jasmine St Claire just finished writing hers and plans to have it published in the next few months.
  24. No_Man

    Messing with Lieberman, now it begins?

    Lieberman is for: abortion, affirmative action, environmentalism, gay rights, *** control, government run healthcare, ******* immigrant amnesty, and government run social security/welfare. The only issues he's sided with the Republicans on is the Iraq War, national security, and occasionally on...
  25. No_Man

    Messing with Lieberman, now it begins?

    Obama chose to set the bar high. Now he's gotta live up to it. Selecting one of the nastiest politicians in Congress to be part of "The Change We Need" is probably not a good start. Emanuel's idea of politics is mailing dead fish to his rival and telling people, "If you send my guy to the...
  26. No_Man

    uncommon pussy

    http://www.star-lust.com/pd/sep2007/pd1909p21.html
  27. No_Man

    Non-Presidential U.S. Elections

    I was just reading about this more and felt like I should clarify my original post. The major news networks characterized the issue as a ban on adoption by gay couples, mainly because that's what incited it. However, the actual ballot item is a ban on adoption and fostering by any unmarried...
  28. No_Man

    What's your favorite 'intimate' scene?

    Let me know if you find it... my wife loves that sort of stuff.
  29. No_Man

    Now that we have a new President--what do we want him to do first?

    1 Out of respect for the OP's wishes, I'll refrain from commenting on the rest.
  30. No_Man

    How Many Pornstars on this site

    Each one is announced in this thread when they join and become an OCSM: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=41881
  31. No_Man

    How will Obama as President affect you....and your daily life?

    If I had to guess, I'd say the only way he'll directly effect me is if he gets his healthcare program through Congress, because it could drastically alter the U.S. health insurance industry. But without a supermajority in the Senate I doubt he'll get it through. Of course, there's any number of...
  32. No_Man

    Non-Presidential U.S. Elections

    Some U.S. elections that are NOT the Presidential election: The Senate will have 56-59 Democrats (probably closer to 56), short of a supermajority. Alaska appears to have elected a convicted felon to the Senate who will probably not be allowed to serve his term. Expect to see "Senator Sarah...
  33. No_Man

    Do you ever get pissed off with ****?

    I used to, but my boss (at the time) put us through an assertiveness course that, despite my misgivings, ended up pretty useful. Here's a link for the book we used: The Assertiveness Workbook I could easily see someone going through the course on their own just using the book. It really helps.
  34. No_Man

    East Coast Porn Studios?

    Probably a lot of reasons. Sammy mentioned a good one above, but more and more I've been hearing of girls getting their start in some little midwest town as a stripper and then moving out to LA specifically to become pornstars, so I'm not sure its quite as true as it used to be. Even if the the...
  35. No_Man

    Lesbians: Giving or receiving?

    Receiving, either because she's producing a believable orgasm, or because she's being deeply penetrated by a large foreign object (or both). Personally, I don't get much thrill out of lesbian scenes in general if one of those two things isn't happening.
  36. No_Man

    Do you have cash ?

    My opinion: using cash is a negative reinforcement to spending. You're better able to remember how much you've spent when you are reducing a previously fixed amount with every transaction. If you go to the bank, withdraw $100, and then spend that $100 in 24 hours, you know immediately "I've...
  37. No_Man

    yihaaa kiki daire emailed me back

    And its great to have a thoughtful, dedicated professional like yourself around here to give us the inside perspective. We all appreciate it :thumbsup:
  38. No_Man

    East Coast Porn Studios?

    This isn't exactly on the east "coast," and since this thread is a million years old I'm not sure it matters, but Adam & Eve Pictures is based in Hillsborough, NC.
  39. No_Man

    apology email a good idea?

    No. Wait... let me clarify that: No.
  40. No_Man

    FreeOnes slow or fast?

    I agree with the comments above... slightly above average. Slow enough that I can see the images loading, but fast enough that they're loaded long before I need to see them.
  41. No_Man

    Are you addicted and don't want sex?

    FYI... compulsive masturbation can cause severe health problems. Everytime you maturbate your body releases large quantities of acetylcholine, dopamine, and epinephrine. As those build up to excessive levels your *****, your body has to start converting them. Eventually your body gets so used to...
  42. No_Man

    Restraining order question, how long does it take to get served?

    It shouldn't. In fact, even a permanent restraining order shouldn't show up. They are both civil orders when they are issued, and remain that way until you ******* the order. At that point they become a criminal offense.
  43. No_Man

    Five Most Influential People of All Time

    Castro is only well known because he let his country be a pawn of the Soviets, and because he's the most stubborn sonofabitch on the face of the planet. That's not influence or infamy... its idiocy. Chairman Mao, however... I could see him making the list as either influential or infamous, at...
  44. No_Man

    A Hero Lies in All of Us

    Perform the Heimlich Maneuver... and then pray she doesn't sue me for cracking her rib, or some such nonsense :bs:
  45. No_Man

    Gasoline hits a new low...!

    It is notoriously difficult to predict unleaded gas prices from crude oil prices because of variables like transportation costs and refinery supply. However, here's the basic formula: 3/2*(crude oil price)/42=(regular unleaded price) This is derived from the fact that you get 2 gallons of...
  46. No_Man

    Five Most Influential People of All Time

    - Shaka of the the Zulu Kingdom: a military genius in his prime, after his ******'s death he became a gruesome tyrant and mass ********. - Queen Mary I (aka "****** Mary") of Great Britain: 284 protestant executions in four years earned her the title. However, she may have actually executed...
  47. No_Man

    Five Most Influential People of All Time

    A few that come to mind... 1. Alexander the Great - defined the very concept of "Western" culture 2. Hammurabi - invented the concept of codified laws for a society (assuming he was the first one to do it) 3. Moses/Jesus of Nazareth/Muhammad/Gautama Buddha/Confucius - assuming they all...
  48. No_Man

    Nerdy/Geeky Female Pornstars?

    Are we talking about a nerdy appearance, or nerdy in real life? If its real life, I believe Aria Giovanni graduated from high school at age 16 and was majoring in both Biochemistry and English when she left to start modeling. I was also just reading on Ariel X's bio that she enjoys building...
  49. No_Man

    For the next time you go out for chinese. . .

    My ****** always joked about going out to the Chinese restaurant to get "Kitty Paw". Might not be that far from the truth... :pukey: On a related note, there's a neighborhood in St Louis that has an amusing history. From what I understand, during the 1904 World's Fair they set up a simulated...
  50. No_Man

    Freeones Feeding Frenzy

    I've seen some forums where you're not allowed to create a topic until you have made 50-100 posts in an existing topic, just to ***** people to learn how to use the search function. It seemed kinda fascist at the time, but after participating on a couple of bulletin boards for years now, I...
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