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Why, thank you. :D

Good point. Do you need to be held? If yes--above or below the waist? Also, by me or Senob?

I don't know why people think I'm a nice person. I have a hellacious mean streak. If he made a sex tape with me, I've never seen it. :looking suspiciously towards the bedroom:

I agree. Yeah, well... He discovered a land of sweets and joy, and joyness OK, I enjoy watching Charlie the Unicorn waaaaaaay too much. Good special, or licking the windows and riding the short bus special? Bless your kind heart. I taught you well. :pats on head:

^^ Suck up. :1orglaugh Thank you most kindly.

I admit, I bounce a couple of checks when I was younger...but to be fair, it was Bank One and they NEVER said anything about charging a $1 per check fee. I still **** them so much. :thefinger Other than that, I've been very good. I have one credit card, never come close to the $2500 limit I...

Fuck fuck fuck. Friday will be better!!!!!!!!!!!! (I peed my pants for this? Oh, wait, that was for Chef!!!)

At home, but then, I'm currently unemployed. I've gotten lazy since I moved back home.

You know, I never expected anything close to normalcy on a porn board, but this gets a big :wtf:

I remember that thread!!!!! There's so many things wrong with what you said it's not even funny. I bet you vote Democrat, too.

I seen worse places on the news. You're right. The apartment building I'm living in now and the one I lived in before I moved to NJ.

Combination of the three.

I live within my means. I'm so weird.

No. She's the type of woman other women keep as "friends" to make themselves look better by comparison.

People used to respect me, but then they found out I am engaged to Senob. I also have to go with LadyLove.

I'm not allowed to say.

I'm honored. :shy: Now I'll wonder why Senob wasn't listed. :1orglaugh

Just so you know, I don't need to use my hair brush. I have a 10 speed toy. Welcome to my world. :helpme:

If/when I watch games on TV (which isn't much, what with the lack of cable or satellite), I usually mute it and have the radio on. I prefer Ueck and Jimmy, anyway.

Oh, I wasn't going to show it to him because I think he'll LIKE it. :angels:

Duly noted. I think I'll make Senob look at it though. What? I'm not a nice person. People just think I am.

Fucking hell. Brewers are losing. It's all Senob's fault.

That's because you're doing it wrong. You either have to listen to it on the radio or see the game in person. Baseball on TV = :*****:

I think I should be glad I didn't click on the link.

What is this porn of which you speak?

One more reason that I'm glad I'm not a guy.

:thefinger playoff games on cable. :wtf: Now I have to go to a sports bar or some **** to see my Brewers. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Did I mention Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares?

Because she knows your password. Heh.

Not EVERY thread. Just more than my fair share. :1orglaugh From what I heard, it's more than a rumor. The admins don't want anyone to know right now, though. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fair enough.

I don't, and never will. Hell, I don't even watch soap operas. I'm so...not girly sometimes.

Amazing how I was able to figure out who read the story and who didn't. Girk, you quoted a part of the story that I was going to. I probably wouldn't be as upset at the shooting as I am if it wasn't conducted execution-style.

Miami. Seriously... Cigarettes and the occasional *****.

Why are members of my male harem hitting on each other and not me? Is it because I haven't posted a pic of my rack in a while?

I love this thread.

Now I KNOW there already is a thread about this woman.

I'm not really sure what to say about this.

I don't believe in organized religion, so... NO.

Now that I know your fetish, you'll be shown no mercy.

STP, Pearl Jam and Nirvana. In that order. Why? That's a good song. Some of their other stuff is good, too. Other songs are amusing. I'm not ashamed to let people know that I listen to ICP.

Will do, but I must tell you that Senob pledged, too.

I think Mr. Douche aka beau_boy thinks this is his own personal FO Member Webcam Week. No guy EVER buys lingerie for a casual friend, fucktard.

Have fun with that. It's just not fun for me.

And perhaps they did, depending on which team you root for. :angels: I remember Atlanta being in the NL West. So THERE. :tongue: Now I'm off to fulfill my pledge to *** my pants if the Brewers made the playoffs. :wave:

I can't wait to read it.

Men are weird.

I couldn't do it. I just don't like having sex during my period.

No new lies? I need some entertainment, damn it.

All this tasing stuff is way out of hand.