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  1. No_Man

    Find a pornstar who looks like my friend?

    With the dark hair, bright blue eyes, and nose on the larger side, the first big name that comes to mind is Jayden James. There's probably someone better, though.
  2. No_Man

    Anal Creampie Vs. Vaginal Creampie

    Anal, but only if it happens easily. There's nothing erotic about a girl prolapsing her rectum or prying open her hole just to get three drops of jizz out. If it's not gonna flow out on its own, don't bother trying.
  3. No_Man

    Are you happy about your President/Prime Minister/leader/whatever his called ?

    I didn't think the U.S. could elect a President more incompetent than George W. Bush. I was wrong.
  4. No_Man

    Carli Banks Question

    She's an OCSM. You could try sending her a PM: http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=298231
  5. No_Man

    Warning

    Naproxen (aka: Aleve, Naprosyn, Anaprox, Naprelan) can cause erectile dysfunction... http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/guide/*****-linked-erectile-dysfunction Trust me, I found out the hard way (or should that be the "soft" way :o). Fuckin' sinus headaches... :cussing:
  6. No_Man

    Big Meaty Pussy Lips / Beefy Meat Curtains / Outie Pussy Lips

    Re: Eva Angelina: mutant pussy? She had a *** about a year ago. I'm guessing that's the collateral damage. Doesn't matter much to me, though. Just proof that she's the hottest MILF in porn.
  7. No_Man

    a good free antivirus ?

    I would go with Avira. It out-performs the big boys in many reviews, and it has a great reputation for not bogging down your system performance.
  8. No_Man

    Holy shitballs!!!! we're getting pounded by a blizzard here...

    I'm sure you can ask this guy for advice on that: http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2008/12/man_using_blowt.html
  9. No_Man

    Browsing Babe Pages

    I noticed that Freeones recently divided up the "babe pages by letter" section into multiple pages. So instead of clicking on "D" on the homepage and getting all 572 babes simultaneously, you get pages 1 thru 4 with ~150 babes on each. Makes sense. Putting all 572 up at once is a bit cumbersome...
  10. No_Man

    What do you consider fake?

    If she were seeking to have natural breasts in an epistemological sense, then yes, you would be correct. It would be untrue to call them natural. However, I believe what she's going after is natural in an aesthetic sense and, in that case, the means are irrelevant. "Natural" is simply a...
  11. No_Man

    What do you consider fake?

    No, I wouldn't call them fake. It's all a matter of goal. Fake breasts are fake because they're an attempt to create an appearance that isn't natural to that person's body (or anyone's body, usually). Not natural = Fake. However, what you're describing is an attempt to create an appearance that...
  12. No_Man

    Who was the Greatest Post-Civil War Democratic President? (please no Democratic voter

    Re: Who was the Greatest Post-Civil War Democratic President? (please no Democratic v I voted for Grover Cleveland, though that's not really fair. The "Bourbon Democrats" that he was a part of were more like Republicans than they were like Democrats, even in their own era, and especially today.
  13. No_Man

    Has anyone checked out Caprica?

    The deleted scenes might be spoilers for storylines they still intend to use sometime in the first season. But my guess is that, if they are, they'd be used within the first couple episodes. As far as Joseph Adama being a legal genius, the implication in BSG was that he had only attained that...
  14. No_Man

    Apple's new IPad

    The iPad is getting poor reviews right now because only hi-tech gadget freaks are reviewing it. And frankly, if you're looking for cutting edge technology, this isn't it. But the iPad will sell, and it will sell well. Because just like lo-tech consumers love the iPod Touch and iPhone for its...
  15. No_Man

    should "western" governments negotiate with terrorists?

    My gut tells me no. However, I can't help remembering how many times the U.S. has engaged in terrorism through our own history. I mean, throughout virtually the entire Cold War we were either blowing **** up ourselves, or handing weapons to men we now call terrorists so that they could blow ****...
  16. No_Man

    Are you circumcided??

    I believe he was referring to HPV transmission leading to cervical and penile cancer. This 2002 study showed that there was an increased risk with uncircumcised men: http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/journals/3421602b.html However, even if it is true, it's probably an inconsequential risk at this...
  17. No_Man

    FreeOnes.mobi let us know your thoughts

    Looks great on my iPod Touch. The problem is not with Freeones... it's with the content Freeones is linking to. There are very few pages optimized for mobile devices. And it seems like the few sites that are doing them haven't figured out how to provide free, ad-driven content. They keep using...
  18. No_Man

    True *****

    Went ahead and rented the first couple DVD's of Season 1... the wife and I are thoroughly hooked :bowdown:
  19. No_Man

    Is Cohabitation Before Marriage Good or Bad?

    Completely agree. And, ironically, I think there are some aspects of cohabitation that actually suck you into commitment faster than you would have liked. People move in together and think that it will be a nice middle ground between dating and marriage, but then they get themselves trapped into...
  20. No_Man

    Has anyone checked out Caprica?

    I was a big BSG fan and I really enjoyed the Caprica pilot. Solid premise. Good writing. Different than BSG, but with enough similarities to make it worthwhile for the fans. Pretty good cast chemistry too. I'll also add that the Caprica DVD is better than the SyFy series premiere. Not only did...
  21. No_Man

    Watching Porn With A Lover

    My wife and I watch porn together all the time. Probably 3/4 of the sex we have starts with at least a few minutes of porn. It's really more for her than for me. Mentally, she's almost always ready to have sex. But physically, she usually needs some time and stimulation to heat up. So watching...
  22. No_Man

    Natural tits that sag or perfect fake tits

    There's nothing wrong with fake tits. They don't make a woman look unattractive. But, all things being equal, big naturals with some sag will always beat obviously fake tits of the same size.
  23. No_Man

    Masturbation Causes Blindness.???

    The only two negative side effects of masturbation I know of are: 1) Premature ejaculation has been associated with men who masturbate too quickly. 2) Masturbating too often (and I'm talking WAY too often) can cause acetylcholine depletion and excessive dopamine conversion, resulting in...
  24. No_Man

    >>> What do you want to ask Sasha Grey

    I would ask her if being a zombie is a turn-on for her and, if so, does this thread make her feel all tingley in her panties?
  25. No_Man

    All R-Rated Films To Be Treated Like Porn In South Australia

    So on the one hand, they're preventing minors from having access to R-rated movies, and on the other hand, they're normalizing porn for the entire adult population. You know... I'm not sure I disagree with this. It's kind of a win-win.
  26. No_Man

    Pornstar

    Porn doesn't have stars in the same way that movies, TV, and music have stars. In entertainment, "star" is both a noun and verb. You are a star if you star. So if you are the lead actor/actress in a big-budget movie, you have starred in the movie and can justifiably be called a movie star. If...
  27. No_Man

    meeting with an unknown ""girl""

    You have her room number... just call her room at the hotel. Oh, and if I had to guess, I would say you're probably not going to get laid tonight, but you probably wouldn't get attacked either. He/she is probably a 13 year old trying to punk you into knocking on a random hotel room door...
  28. No_Man

    Anime

    I used to watch Ghost in the Shell, Trigun, and Hellsing with some friends in college. I rented Hellsing Ultimate recently, too. It can be kinda cool, but I've never really gotten into it heavily.
  29. No_Man

    Heidi Montag's 10 Plastic Surgery Procedures: Before & After PHOTOS

    All that money, all that pain, and I don't think it makes a damn bit of a difference. The only two procedures I can even notice are the chin and boobs, and I don't think either one really made her look better. The chin changed the shape of her face, and neither before or after was really better...
  30. No_Man

    True *****

    My wife and I have talked about renting Season 1 and giving it a try. Does it appeal well to both genders? I've seen some reviews that indicated it was sappy and not very "guy friendly," but then I think, "How can seeing Anna Paquin nude NOT be guy friendly?"
  31. No_Man

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    What would you be doing with your life right now if you hadn't gotten into porn? What would you like to do after porn (or do you just see yourself in some part of the industry forever)?
  32. No_Man

    Out of this World?????

    Mercury: The Best Suntan in the Solar System
  33. No_Man

    Conan O'Brien rejects NBC's offer

    You know, the really ironic thing here is that back in 2004 when Leno announced his retirement, he specifically stated that he wanted to hand-pick his successor early so that there wouldn't be the controversy that there was when Johnny Carson retired. Good job with that, Jay :thumbsup:
  34. No_Man

    STDiva needs your advice. Again.

    Which one are you going to regret more if you don't do it? Personally, $1,200 is something I could get over. It sucks, but lost money really only haunts you until you have it again. An opportunity to make a new life out of doing what I love most? That would be hard for me to ever get past.
  35. No_Man

    Spider-Man getting a Reboot !

    That was my whole point in the first place, though. I don't understand Sony's thought process here. They had a guaranteed huge profit with Raimi/Maguire/Dunst. Maybe a reboot will bring new life into the series. Maybe it won't. But they had an established fanbase, particularly for Toby Maguire...
  36. No_Man

    Spider-Man getting a Reboot !

    That would only be a legitimate argument to me if the franchise showed any signs of decline. But look at the box office numbers: Spiderman: $820 million Spiderman 2: $780 million Spiderman 3: $890 million Now compare that to your example of Police Academy: PA: $81 million PA 2: $56 million PA...
  37. No_Man

    Spider-Man getting a Reboot !

    That's what I'm wondering. Combined box-office and DVD sales for Spiderman 3 broke $1 billion. Even with a huge budget and mediocre reviews, Sony made $750 million on the film. In this market, how do you ****** a guaranteed half-billion dollar profit on a franchise reboot?
  38. No_Man

    See and Enjoy Megan fox Plastic Surgery Before and After Photo Gallery

    Eh... a moderate boob job and some botox. Maybe a lip ********* every now and then. I don't see the nose job everyone claims. If you look at her from the side, she still has a slight bump in the ridge. She just figured out how to even out her skin tone to make it disappear when you look at her...
  39. No_Man

    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    The list I heard was Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Hulk, and Nick Fury, a combination that I don't believe corresponds to any actual comic book incarnation.
  40. No_Man

    Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis Umemployed

    "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody." Dude... you're an unemployed video game reviewer. Nobody takes you seriously as it is.
  41. No_Man

    Not turned on by Anal?

    I don't know who you're talking to, but I would always have my tongue buried in my ex-girlfriend's ass before I fucked it. Once we started having anal sex, she always kept it squeaky clean, so there was really nothing disgusting about it. As far as disrespecting women goes, I suppose it could...
  42. No_Man

    Spider-Man getting a Reboot !

    Apparently Sony is hoping that "teen mutant melodrama" will be the next big thing after "teen vampire melodrama" gets old. Sigh...
  43. No_Man

    Can Jeri Ryan play Ms. Marvel?

    I haven't heard anything about Ms. Marvel being in this particular incarnation of the Avengers. However, hypothetically, either Charlize Theron or Sienna Miller might be a good choice. Both have done some action movies and have the right look for the character.
  44. No_Man

    Why only 7 hot dogs ?

    Its a vast conspiracy to make us buy more hotdogs. If we have one bun left over, we're more likely to buy another pack of hotdogs to fill that bun. But then we need another pack of buns to go with the six hotdogs, and so on, until we've eaten 56 hotdogs and look like... well... the average American.
  45. No_Man

    Tiger swings both ways...

    I particularly enjoy the women who were so hurt when they found out that they weren't the only one he was banging on the side. HELLO? He's cheating on his drop dead gorgeous wife with you. 1) You really think this man is capable of anything more than the shallowest sexual attraction to any...
  46. No_Man

    Need Some Help...

    What are you talking about? I only clicked on this thread because I knew biomech (or someone else) would surely post that glorious visual ecstasy. I've gotten to the point that I pop my cork simply saying the words "lemon party." Mmmmm.... lemons... :rubbel:
  47. No_Man

    Heels vs Barefeet.

    A good heel can be pretty sexy, but bare is better more often than not. That said, I understand why so many pornstars keep their shoes on. The floor of a porn set can be both incredibly dirty and more than a little dangerous. You've got a dozen guys tracking all sorts of dirt and debris in, as...
  48. No_Man

    Pornstar Politics

    Holy crap! Bai Ling posts on Freeones? http://ling-bai.blogspot.com/
  49. No_Man

    Best Gaming System of All Time

    I remember asking my *** for a 32x back in the day. She told me it sounded like a bra size. The joke went completely over my head at the time, but now it makes me giggle a little inside every time I think about it.
  50. No_Man

    Poppy Rivers vs Georgina Darby

    I'd give the edge to Poppy, but they're both stunning.
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