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  1. No_Man

    Dutch fuming at...

    Can anyone locate a video clip that includes Gen. Shaheen's response to Sen. Levin's criticism? Because he obviously says something in reply, but not a single news outlet I can find will include it. Seems a little fishy to me...
  2. No_Man

    Ending Song on ****** Guy

    The entire episode was a parody of it.
  3. No_Man

    Cum in eyes; cure the pain.

    It's basic chemistry: like dissolves like. Therefore, I recommend pouring bleach in her eyes. That should wash it right out.
  4. No_Man

    Okay So I want a new last name..

    Have you considered doing some geneology research and seeing if there's a surname somewhere back in your ****** tree that you like? It'd have some history then and keep you somewhat connected to your roots, but still be personal.
  5. No_Man

    Strip Clubs

    Interesting... I usually end up in Detroit, MI or Akron, OH a few times every year. I'll have to try them sometime.
  6. No_Man

    What do blind people jack off to?

    statues
  7. No_Man

    Queen invented phone, pupils say

    This is what happens when you obsess over teaching math and science, as Western schools have done for years now, and forget to teach things like history and reading comprehension. Math and science are useless if you can't put the information into a historical context or understand what you're...
  8. No_Man

    Playing the fool in porn

    I've read far too much Chaucer and Shakespeare for my own good. "Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote..."
  9. No_Man

    Playing the fool in porn

    Technically speaking, since your husband is aware of and approves of your infidelity, he's a wittol, not a cuckold. Though I suppose since you've used the term "cuckold" for your husband and not yourself, you've already applied it more intelligently than 90% of the supposedly "cuckold" porn out...
  10. No_Man

    Playing the fool in porn

    If someone paid me anything to sit on a porn set and watch an entire scene live, I would consider myself the luckiest man on the planet. They could say or do whatever they wanted to me (within reason, of course). It's still a great opportunity.
  11. No_Man

    Chica - 2009 Pic of the Year

    #2. Very professional. Erotic. And your body looks amazing.
  12. No_Man

    Chica - 2009 Pic of the Year

    Just out of curiosity... what would you have chosen as your "Pic of the Year"?
  13. No_Man

    Chica - Sheer Top [Pics]

    Hmm... I'd need to see it both ways to make that call :angels:
  14. No_Man

    I'm in need of an Adult wholesale sources

    I think you should start selling gloves. Angry gloves...
  15. No_Man

    Blowed up!!!!

    I'd wait until Obama was visiting Manhattan, then blow up all the tunnels and bridges just so I could send Kurt Russell in to save the day.
  16. No_Man

    Vagazzling?

    Just wait till I start talkin about episiotomies and colovaginoplasty. You ain't had sex until you've stuck your dick into a twat that was torn open by a skull the size of a grapefruit and then sown back shut again, or artificially constructed out a chunk of her bowels.
  17. No_Man

    Vagazzling?

    I agree with one of the comments in the link... it's probably a pretty effective way for a woman to cover up a C-section or tubal ligation scar. Like most forms of body art/piercing/mods, I could see it being really hot or really ugly, depending on the woman and the artist doing it.
  18. No_Man

    My heart is breaking :(

    In general, I agree with Chef. I have some of those exes in my past too. The ones I just can't help but say, "What if...?" It's very normal, impossible to avoid, and fairly innocuous. That said, this still concerns me a bit. Daydreaming every once in a while about "what-ifs" and e-mailing them...
  19. No_Man

    4 Million Post Celebration!! Winners Inside!

    So a package from Barcelona, Spain arrived at my house today :D In case anyone was wondering what a "Private Goodybag" is (I didn't know what it would be either): Private Extreme: Ibiza Sex Party #5 Private Fetish #4: Prisoners of Sodomy Private t-shirt Private ball cap Various Private branded...
  20. No_Man

    Vegans

    You have to be careful even with that, though. I've known vegans who objected to simulated meat because "it still implies that eating real meat is acceptable." Depends on how hardcore their veganism is, I suppose.
  21. No_Man

    GM recalling 1.3 million vehicles over steering problems

    SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! DEATH RACE 3000: Toyota's That Can't Stop v. Chevy's That Can't Turn. Winner gets the Honda or Ford of their choice! BE THERE!
  22. No_Man

    Heather Brooke / Heather Harmon / Ideepthroat

    Re: Heather Brooke last years activity? The site's a zombie. Heather got pregnant in 2005 and told everyone that she was taking a hiatus from the website. She never came back. It's just an archive now. And in case you weren't aware, IAFD only tracks DVD releases, not website activity. The DVDs...
  23. No_Man

    Libya's Gaddafi Urges 'Holy War' Against Switzerland

    As crazy as Gaddafi is, I gotta say that Switzerland has been stirring up a bees nest of religious controversy in the past few years. For a "neutral" country, they're doing a pretty good job of aligning themselves against Islamic extremists. This from a country that claimed to be neutral even in...
  24. No_Man

    Is there a God? #2.

    I vacillate between various philosophical and theological positions on this subject, but I don't think I've ever reached pure atheism. Whether "God" is a sentient/personal being, or simply a supernatural creative or moral *****, or something that the mind of man cannot conceive at all... I don't...
  25. No_Man

    Which Fox would you bang the **** out of?

    Firefox. It provides me 99% of my porn, afterall.
  26. No_Man

    U.S. prison system a costly and harmful failure: report

    I don't know about decriminalizing all recreational *****, but at least decriminalize pot. It just makes no sense, and there's pretty broad public support for legalizing it now. I'm not ready to open the floodgates on **** and heroin use, though, and I doubt the rest of the U.S. is either.
  27. No_Man

    Has anyone checked out Caprica?

    The introduction of a batshit crazy Tamara and "New Cap City" in the last episode were good developments I think. It gives the show an edgier feel as they work their way up to the actual Cylon War. I'm just afraid it's too little, too late. Caprica is already under 1 million viewers in the...
  28. No_Man

    Cutie in yellow

    Are we entirely sure that's a "she"?
  29. No_Man

    You know his name was not Jesus Christ.......right?

    Somebody needs to teach this guy the difference between a "translation" and a "transliteration" :error:
  30. No_Man

    Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQ

    A difference of 6 to 11 points is pretty small. Makes me think that this has less to do with biology and more to do with cultural conditioning. That, for whatever reason, people with higher IQ are ending up in local cultures that encourage liberalism and atheism, and are subsequently adopting...
  31. No_Man

    OMG ! I watched porn with my wife and it bored me ! Help !

    I find it impossible to believe that a woman who is comfortable enough suggesting that you bring porn into the bedroom hasn't watched quite a bit of it herself privately. Which means that your fear about it being "cheap" or "in bad taste" is irrelevant. She knows it's cheap. She asked for cheap...
  32. No_Man

    Should womens hockey be in the Olympics?

    I say, as long as other countries are fielding teams, go for it. It's not like anyone is making them compete in the Olympics. They chose to get onto the ice knowing that they would most likely be completely outmatched. To me, that shows both good sportsmanship and a desire to improve. You only...
  33. No_Man

    Women Curlers

    Eve Muirhead... definitely. Ludmila Privivkova and Margarita Fomina on the Russian team are both pretty hot, too: http://www.curlingrussia.com/images/photos/ecc/2007/teams/rus.jpg (the two blondes on the right)
  34. No_Man

    should I lose my virginity to a prostitute

    Dude... no. If you were 30 and this was becoming an obstacle to finding/maintaining a relationship or a huge blow to your self-image, then I'd say maybe. But you're just a ***. There are many, many more guys who are virgins at your age (and older!) than you realize. At least give yourself a...
  35. No_Man

    should I lose my virginity to a prostitute

    How old are you?
  36. No_Man

    Top 10 Most Inexplicable Nude Scenes

    :bowdown: And, you know, the really funny thing is that I have a beautiful wife to bang every night, a huge library of hardcore porn to watch whenever I want to, and yet I still have this juvenile fascination with boobies in Hollywood movies. What the hell is wrong with me :confused:
  37. No_Man

    Princess leia, Nicole Eggert or Erika Eleniak? No thanks!

    These generally fall into 3 categories: Some of these are issues of age that simply can't be helped. Elizabeth Taylor is 77 years old. Saying that she didn't "age well" because she doesn't look like she did when she was 25 is absurd. Some of these are issues of health. **** *****, weight gain...
  38. No_Man

    Top 10 Most Inexplicable Nude Scenes

    I was 14 years old when I went to Titanic with my devoutly Christian ******, two sisters, aunt, and uncle. We all thought we were going to a nice ****** movie with a PG-13 rating because it was about... you know... the tragic death of 1,500 people. Needless to say, we all left feeling a little...
  39. No_Man

    Has Apple ****** sexual content from App Store?

    As much as I'd love to see porn apps on my iPod, I can't blame Apple for taking the easy road on this. Hosting anything remotely pornographic is a legal quagmire they don't want to get involved with, especially when you're hosting and selling content internationally. And Apple has every right to...
  40. No_Man

    Selling Porn Collection? Over 300 DVDs

    http://www.adultdvdmarketplace.com/
  41. No_Man

    why do i have problems playing porn dvds on my playstation 3?

    Is it possible you bought PAL DVD's that you're trying to play on a NTSC TV (or vice versa)? Region codes and PAL-NTSC mismatch are the two most common causes of black & white playback.
  42. No_Man

    Alice in Wonderland

    That was actually a very good adaptation. Reminded me a lot of "Tin Man" (which was also a very good adaptation on The Wizard of Oz). Reunion Pictures/RHI Entertainment/SyFy (the common links between both) seem to be putting out some good stuff recently. I'll be interested to see what...
  43. No_Man

    Alice in Wonderland

    The theaters better get over this quick, because the turn-around time to DVD is only going to get shorter. Rich Ross, the recently promoted President of Disney Studios, has basically said that he sees the future of theaters as little more than advertising tools and launching platforms for DVD...
  44. No_Man

    Favorite Mac and Cheese recipe

    Rotini. We've started using it too. It grabs the cheese sauce better than just about any other type of noodle.
  45. No_Man

    Cheney Admits to Promoting ******* - Is It Time to Indict This Sadist Prick??

    When? As far as I know, there have been plenty of professional opinions that it's *******, plenty of other nations who consider it *******, even a U.N. request that it be eliminated as an interrogation technique because it's *******. However, there is not one federal law or legal precedent, nor...
  46. No_Man

    Favorite Mac and Cheese recipe

    My wife makes an amazing homemade mac and cheese with a cheddar and cream roux. We'll either eat it plain or mix browned ground turkey and onions into it.
  47. No_Man

    Cheney Admits to Promoting ******* - Is It Time to Indict This Sadist Prick??

    Having heard John Yoo speak on the subject and read some of his briefs, this is the key for me. Yoo's contention (or assumption) is that the White House was considering several interrogation techniques and went to the Justice Department to find out where the line lay between "aggressive...
  48. No_Man

    4 Million Post Celebration!! Winners Inside!

    Holy crap! I feel like the ****** in A Christmas Story: "It's a major award! I won it!" Too bad I can't put our TV up in our front window to show the whole town what I won... :eek:
  49. No_Man

    Spinoff: Famous Douchebag Convention.

    Kevin Federline, Levi Johnston, Spencer Pratt, and every other talentless schmuck who's tried to get 15 minutes of fame by banging someone halfway famous.
  50. No_Man

    Find a pornstar who looks like my friend?

    Seriously? They look completely blue in that picture. Must be the flash doing something funky to them.
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