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Yeah, that would go over well at the PTA meetings. I'm sure they could incorporate it into the curriculum pretty easily though. "See Dick. See Jane. See Dick dick Jane."

I watch Battlestar Galactica

I love this thread! I feel so "HUGE" now! Lol! Have you guys seen Tubbybob? http://www.tubbybob.com/chapter1.html Bottom left, click on "watch the trailer"

I have two main areas that I collect in... Breweriana and Antique Clocks. Breweriana is basically anything "****" related such as Steins and Taps. Neon, tin, backlit, and scroller signs. Diecast cars and trucks as long as they have **** advertising on them. Labels, unique bottles, blob top...

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UFO - Just Between You and Me

In-n-out 3x3 with grilled onions... mmmm... yummy!

Freeones makes my penis hard... teehee!

Lady Sonia is good at giving head and she knows how to handle a cock. I cringe sometimes at scenes where these women just yank and squeeze and suck like a friggin Oreck! She's gentle and she uses a slow, smooth rythem. Even though she isn't the hottest wench online, just watching her suck...

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Yes Have you ever eaten snake meat?

Re: Cumming Too Fast Too Tubby Bob fucking rocked! "OH LOOK IT"S FUCKIN" TWITCHING!" LOLLLZZ!!! Oh and the brandibelle.com vid is awesome too. I love the way the guy in the back getting blown here's him say "I'm gonna cum" and he looks over all suprised, like WTF? Fucking HILARIOUS!

a delicious chocolate Slim Fast shake! Yum! I know you're all jealous but try to contain the flames.

Re: Who made you cum today? Nobody yet, but I hear Amber Evans calling my name! ;O)

80's/90's Hard Rock/Metal/Hair Bands (ACDC, Metallica, Scorpions, JP, Megadeth etc...) 80's/90's New Wave/Pop/Rock (Cars, B-52s, Pretenders, Motels, English Beat, Pat Benetar, Nightranger, Giant, Firehouse, Damn Yankees...) Classic Rock (Doors, Zeppelin, Floyd, Seager, Doobie Brothers, Eagles)...

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Shyla - cuz I thinks she's teh hottest of the two Ginger Lynn or Christie Canyon

Unreal Tournament 3

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you silly! :)

Not much... never been there. How many times per day do you brush your teeth?

Zoinks!!! That's fucked up!

Limited Engagement.. hmm. The DVD should be out about a week or two later. I'll see it, even though I miss the old Jenna. Too bad she didn't live by the old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Raising two responsible sons What is your favorite Holiday?

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All hail the Clown! :bowdown: I worked there when I was 17. Good times!! :thumbsup:

has a cool new avatar and sig!

And this coming from the person who started the "Chunky Sperm" thread. I didn't think it was a dumb question or all that obvious either. Apparently the multitude of other threads on this subject were also stupid... I'll just use the search button next time. Flaming is flaming and you should...

And you flamed ME for asking a stupid question?? Add hypocrite to your repertoire of character flaws. Now my advice to you... if you don't like the taste, don't fucking eat it!!

All I wanted was to hear some good ways to approach a girl about getting tested without offending her. Where was the whining you're talking about? All you did was criticize me and belittle me by saying, "you have no business in an adult relationship." I brought condoms. Did you read that...

Thanks! She was open to it so it's all good. I made sure not to make it sound like it was just about her. Being a new girlfriend and all, I don't know her all that well yet. My biggest concern was not to offend her and she wasn't offended at all. I was married for 24 years so I'm not very...

Aww... how cute! An internet bully! Got his ass kicked as a *** and now it's PAYBACK TIME! Go get em Tiger!! C-:wave:-ya

Thanks for your insightful response! :thumbsup: Anyway... moving on Well, I talked to her about it today and used the "WE should get tested" approach. She said she got tested already back in September but she thinks it's a smart idea. I was all worked up for nothing. I'm pretty serious...

So I have a new GF. She's extremely sexual and probably even more so than I am. No complaints there. Well we had our first encounter this past weekend and I brought condoms and tried to use them. The problem is, the way she grinds, it eventually grinds the condom right off. Add that to the...

I would make her a card out of construction paper, glitter, and wintergreen scented paste. Use fingerpaints and draw her in a polka dot dress watering the grass. Worked in first grade!! Or... get some old ****** pictures, scan them and print out some 5x7's and 8x10's then buy some cool...

Is going to be nominated for Miss Freeones very soon.

Is from a place I would love to visit someday

Never been to that site before. How about wetcircle or easypic? Anyone?

Re: Who made you cum today? Adriana Malkova

What is white anyway? Irish? German? French? English? Swedish? White skin doesn't mean much. Most of us white folk are just mutts!

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I've heard that Vaseline isn't good to use in a bunghole. It's a petroleum product and petroleum and bungholes don't digg each other. Astroglide, KY, and the like are the preferred lube of choice for bunghole penetrators and penetratees.

I met Paul Walker! Woot!!

Where the fuck does it say "your top 5?" Save it for the "what are your top 5 favorite albums?" thread! =) ACDC - Back In Black (kicks ass from start to finish):banger:

Has a three syllable username... just like NIK-KI-BENZ!

Doesn't know me personally

I've got a *** on deck!