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1) Is the guy who writes the songs a twat? 2) Is he a twat about money? If the answer to either of these questions is yes then PM me and I will put you in touch with so many disgruntled musos that will bend your ear off on this topic that you will swim to fucking Korea (North) just to get away...

Man, I'm not religious and I'm hardly a hippy, but when such a chunk of humanity is fed through a grinder in the blink of an eye I can't help but stop in my tracks. If only to stop for a moment and hug my **** and remind myself that this life we have is a precious thing. The reports of night...

One thing to remember is that the acid is the **** in charge - you can ***** like a demon when you are on it and you won't fall ****** or feel the effects of the *****. Stay away from the ale. It will just fuck up your body. Same for anyone who likes to take the edge of with a joint at the...

Okay, I'll bite. In what way would it seve the intrests of the president to be letting Muslim terrorists into the US to **** and maim? Other than if he secretly agreed with their objectives. Is this what you believe? Anyway, why are you watching silly little videos like this with the...

Defiling a work of art is a jailable offence in Greece but authorities were not allowed to prosecute this woman on publication of this photograph as the incident occured sometime previously and the offence had exceeded it's statue of limitations.

And now boys and girls, if you just remain still and quiet I think we are about to see a Purple Headed Woodpecker

Additionally, they provide the perfect vacation spot for gerbils with an interest in rappelling. Those interested in constructing temporary diaramas of their favourite sci fi movie concerning earthly attacks by deranged amazonians can spend a few happy hours with a handful of toy soldiers...

Cain doesn't want to talk about it. I don't blame him. http://politics.theatlantic.com/2010/01/mccain_i_wouldnt_know_about_palin_vetting_process.php

They also make wonderful bus shelters for hamsters on rainy days.

dramatic irony  –noun irony that is inherent in speeches or a situation of a drama and is understood by the audience but not grasped by the characters in the play. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Origin: 1905–10

They are an excelent source of protein and carboydrates and they bring light comic relief to otherwise worthy but dull documentaries regarding tribal societies. They were also the inspiration for the invention of the bikini, the air bag and the Proctor and ****** building in Cincinnati, Ohio...

Any gay members here bored? Actually, I am able to answer your question for you. Just look at the political postings. Glen Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh all suck cock. Those that like them suck cock. Hey Presto! There's your answer.

So as some of you know, this case is going through the Courts in San Francisco right now. Here is a quote from the pretrail hearing uttered by the lawyers who are meant to be bringing their A game to stop this blight being brought upon our society. [O]ne of the arguments that the...

A liberal on Fox news serves roughly the same function as a vibrator in a solo set by a hot babe. There will intercourse which will be extremely pleasing for the other party, for the gratification of those watching from a distance. When it is all over they will be tossed aside and their...

Come the revolution indeed. Out goes, "Peace,bread,work and freedom." In comes, "Ass, tits, thighs and cunt." I can't wait to see what banner this horny horde will march under. Whatever it is I'm sure when they run it up the pole this gang won't have a problem saluting. Perhaps you have...

I remember it well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7HUMGvvwf8

As much as it pains me to say it, nothing comes close to all the great butter laden, cream soaked classic french cuisine. See also *********. See also women's clothing and attitudes regarding the contents thereof.

A not very useful cliche. There is a ton of history, much of it definitive, not penned by the victors. For instance, most of the stuff you know about the Vietnam war was written by the losers.

I can't remember which presenter said good things about Obama but I do remember the show opening. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKqNTIsHLp4

Poppycock! Tangenital semantics is the very lifeblood of this board.

In England this is all done and dusted. American conservatism has still got it's knickers in a twist. Have a look at what Ted Olsen is saying about it this week in Newsweek. http://www.newsweek.com/id/229957/output/print Andrew Sullivan, who is always worth listening to especially when you...

Actually I agree. Quayle has a law degree. And right up till he took a step too far ie threw his hat in for consideration for the top job, had never lost one election - and correct if me if I am wrong - always against an incumbent. I just put him out there as the "potato" example. My bad...

How?

Dude, let it go. (Palin can't speak for several hours about politics.) She is a Veep carpet bagger. She saw the big time offered - for which she was historically ill prepared - and she went for it. (If she really is so smart, don't you think she would have released some of those grade point...

What if you say something that turns out to be boneheaded or wrong?

Thanks for that. I normally associate Jamie Graham with this person http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00057/pg-58-Rug-League-Get_57642t.jpg

I can't wait for you to post the link for this It must be tha absolute shizzle. So if you could just oblige I'll post my hardcore picture set of Denise Milani.

And cue "woody" joke ...................

I love this picture. It is Deborah Curtis. (She is remarried now so may have a different name.) It was taken at the premiere of "Closer." A film that tells the story of Ian Curtis the lead singer of teh band Joy Division.

That's my hometown, Liverpool. This the bit just north of downtown called Chinatown, home to th eoldest chinese community in europe.

You can call it what you want but you haven't given one example. Your reality lacks, er, reality. From where I am sitting you are just making **** up. If you can't support an argument with an example then you you haven't really got an argument, you've just got an opinion. When this is...

This will take up 15 minutes of your time, it is entertaining. The last five minutes about morality of the christian gospels is quite good. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hitchens+illustrated&search_type=&aq=f

The statement includes christians, it doesn't target them. It applies to all religions equally. Why are you failing to see the difference?

The phrase, "There's probaly no god" is not targeting christians which is what we are on about here.

I have never played the game so take my opinions in the light they are offered but with only a few seconds of the first half remaining and sixty odd yards of field to cover, what did the playcaller for Texas think they were going to get out of a shovel pass other than short yardage? Which...

Atheism is not a fashion it is just an absence of belief. I find it bizzare that you are under the impression that anal sex is somehow involved in this process. I don't know of any groups that get together to specifically denounce christians. Do you? No you don't, because they don't exist...

I can only speak for England but most of the time feelings about the USA don't break down across party lines. I can think of a number of British right wingers who would be happy to employ a similar approach to economic matters as the republican party, but in no way does stop them from disliking...

Don't say that. I secretly hope that alongside economics, physics and peace etc that the Nobel Committee will also turn to porno blogging when handing out gongs. The thought of Georges up on that podium in his bow tie and straight jacket or the arc lights reflecting off Blue Balls sequined...

Bullshit indeed. I'm not going to check it out exactly but on my TV there are at least half a dozen channels that do nothing but praise jesus all day every day - even on christmas day, when they should be kicking back with tall one to celebrate the true meaning of christmas: getting stuff...

If you want to progress on the "creeping bureuacracy' idea you might like to check out the work of this guy. I'm not endorsing him but it is an interesting viewpoint and set out in some detail. Quote. Mommsen has argued that the Holocaust arose as a result of the relationship between a aloof...

Correct me if I'm wrong but you seem to be extracting some pleasure from the death of innocents. Mostly, it seems, to make a point regarding party politics in the area of the world where you live. This strikes me as rather tasteless and immature and reflective of the behaviour of a stupid cunt.

Seven. Hope that helps you.

The bits in the bold and St Helens to win the superleague grand final (Rugby League) England to defeat Argentina by a clear 27 goals in the world cup final after beating Portugal by the same score in the semi final.

Can't say as I've never seen him play golf. Although when I was looking at a picture of him after the resurrection I noticed his palm had a hole in one.

Here you go. That quote doesn't quite represent what the good doctor intended. Courtesy of Christopher Hitchens. The world of political jibberjabberers cleaves neatly into those who go around saying, “Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings,” and those who do not. You don’t...

The seller sets the price. Stub hub is a flat fee. Part of which involves paying for the person to sit in hotel lobby near the ground to hand out your ticket. It wasn't any different to using ticket master with all their "handling and processing" charges. The Superdome is massive. It...

Re: The leatest news to go along with the world's end in 2012. Christ's return in 201 Education is always it's own reward. Having said that.................if he is going to have to go up to the pearly gates and argue his case, then I'm saying the ability to present a well thought out...

I should add that I used stub hub to get my ticket and it was both a bargain and real convenient. Recommended.

I went down to New Orleans to watch the ritual slaughter of the Bearcats. I wanted to sample the atmosphere of a big bowl game to compare it with all the finals I had been to over the years at Wembley Stadium in England. (For the record the fans were great ******** and mingling before the game...

I would have used he word "filmed."