Namreg
Banned
i have some evidence to present...
walking on water: this could have been a trick. maybe they just put rocks or something just under the surface so you couldn't see them.
marrying a whore but still managing to make people believe that you are the messiah and that they should follow you because your values are better than theirs: this is down to charisma. charlie manson did it. except for the whore part. charlie is single afaik.
resurrection: this is the tricky one. unless, of course, he didn't really die but was merely *********** when the romans let him off the hook, ah, i mean cross. BUT if he was actually dead and then came back to life, HOLY ****, HAXOR!
so was jesus really like neo in the matrix (the first one evidently, the other ones suck hard)? a mad hacker with a love for fast women? except for the fast women part. i'm pretty sure neo has the gay for morpheus.
walking on water: this could have been a trick. maybe they just put rocks or something just under the surface so you couldn't see them.
marrying a whore but still managing to make people believe that you are the messiah and that they should follow you because your values are better than theirs: this is down to charisma. charlie manson did it. except for the whore part. charlie is single afaik.
resurrection: this is the tricky one. unless, of course, he didn't really die but was merely *********** when the romans let him off the hook, ah, i mean cross. BUT if he was actually dead and then came back to life, HOLY ****, HAXOR!
so was jesus really like neo in the matrix (the first one evidently, the other ones suck hard)? a mad hacker with a love for fast women? except for the fast women part. i'm pretty sure neo has the gay for morpheus.
