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1. Place palm on underside of roll, 180º from arachnid. 2. Spin roll backwards toward wall violently. 3. Arachnid flies off from centrifugal ***** and collides with wall; likely winds up somewhat stunned and falls to floor. 4. Kick spider to farthest corner of bathroom. 5. Resume bowel movement...

"I just had my finger under Sidney Crosby's nut sack...and I LIKE the way it smells."

Anyone got links for any of Yurizan's hardcore stuff? I know I'd love to see her do some creampie videos.

So that's their idea of a titty bar in AZ?

Man who fart in church sits in own pew. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Wife who put husband in doghouse may soon find him in cat house. War not decide who right; war decide who left.

There are any number of collections of the babes in Hugh Hefner's centerfolds over the years, and that is great: not only were they smokin' hot in their day but it's great to remember. What I'd like to see, though, is a series of features on what Playmates of the Month look like now. I'm...

I don't think either of these Euro railroad engineers are the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Tilted truck, somewhere in PA

Guess something just snapped...

Just for grins, let's go SIDEWAYS for a while.

In Cincinnati, they often attempt to park on the ceiling (btw, that TV station logo in the bottom left is a Cincy station)

Ouch.

Extreme off-road

Helllooooooooo, baby!

Parking is at a premium...

No reasonable offer refused on these used cars!

splash

Coming through!

…the back fell off…

…Air ***** FAIL…

I'd gladly do her. Oh, by the way: she doesn't bother with underwear. Typically it's pretty much just her and pantyhose under those suits she wears on camera.

Corollary: never argue with an idiot. Onlookers have difficulty figuring out who's who.

Aw, hell, anyone over the age of about 45 should be able to identify which one is which (sue me; I'm 58 and remember those guys on Ed Sullivan).

LMAO: that's a one-shot, to be sure, but it's a great one. Reminds me of one my ******-in-law told me about that Minnesota (the Golden Gophers, wise guy) used back in the '30s: the offense lined up; QB gets over center, looks left and right, then hollers, "check signals". At that point six of...

Either way, I think we have a winner. If she's not Ms. Right, I can't wait to see the one who is. ...a reasonable suggestion... ...rather inviting...

That's encouraging. Somehow, I don't think that's just bragging. Pre-emptive strike? Victimhood

Houston, we have liftoff... Truth...? Since when do the Spanish have a monopoly on this trilogy? Points for forthrightness And points for honesty That's evidence of a rather active imagination... Does this qualify the wearer as a bitch on wheels? 4th amendment supporter

Mr. and Mrs. West Virginia 2010 Do-it-yourself pork chop tenderizing Hope he doesn't go out like that during bear hunting season Only in New York... Newest profession: Hallowe'en decoration model

Dude has so much bronze that pigeons seek him out to crap on him. I knew air pollution was bad in China but I didn't know people had air filters installed. Anticipation I'd **** to be downrange when he farts. Sumo wannabe?

Totally wrong. Totally wrong II. Wardrobe fail. Just hitting his stride. He obeyed the "SWISH / DON'T SWISH" signs. From the Neon School of couture? Gotta be about four sizes too small. Consider lengthening that skirt...by about a foot and a half.

Swilling down another 128 ounce cola... Don't think I'd want to encounter that getting coffee first thing in the morning Plumber's day at the beach? That spare tire would fit an 18 wheeler Minutes later, she was arrested for shoplifting two pumpkins Fooling nobody but himself...

Was that dress a victim of a slasher? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too literal... If that's the upgrade, I don't think I want to see the entry level. Got to be an initiation stunt...or at least I hope so... Clearly how not to do it. At least they're honest... Liberace's swimsuit...

false advertising new definition of "cutaway" she's looking for a large Crisco to go that's one crack that needs to be sealed I wouldn't get in this guy's way... carnival time public apology? the '70s called and want you four home

Dunno...guessing a rather complicit amateur. Good luck though, 'cause I believe that may be needed.

How about this?

Ye gods...how the hell does she attend to normal matters of hygeine and be sure she's been thorough?

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Some wedding pictures that may make you say, "...what the hell...?"

Hand me that big magnifying glass so I can focus the sun somewhere sensitive...

No kidding here: that borders on ***** *****. There is no way under heaven I'd want one of those things on the same block as my grandkids. That is seriously disturbed and I'm not joking.

Let's see now... Cute babe--check. Trim body--check. Great legs--check. Uninhibited--check. No panties--check. Houston, we have liftoff.

I dunno...I might have, but I'd want to see the original container it came from.

So true. Bet it galls them no end that the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES have done better in the playoffs than they have.

Excellent. The 'Heads would be proud.

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