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    motivational posters

    Yeah, that's why this flavor is brown.
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    motivational posters

    Here we have the consequences of ignorance of the laws of physics--in particular, those governing momentum and projectile motion.
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    motivational posters

    The girl in front looks like she's wondering how she got into this mess, but the guy in the back is gonna kick his own ass in the morning, and for weeks to come.
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    motivational posters

    This is just plain wrong--about 650 lbs. worth...
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    motivational posters

    A true testosterone test...
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    motivational posters

    Grounds for divorce--or setup for a three-way?
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    motivational posters

    Time to learn English...
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    motivational posters

    gang signs
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    Collection of fail GIFs

    All the funnier since it involves the Rangers, a team I **** cordially (along with the Devils and Canadiens).
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    Some Chicks Can Make Anything Sexy!

    As hot as she is, I'd consider it a privilege to help her apply that TP properly.
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    Some Chicks Can Make Anything Sexy!

    As hot as Miss Kitty here is, I might consider it a privilege to assist her with applying that TP properly.
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    What's proper (indeed royal) British English for "aw, ****...."?

    Sometimes, it helps to be common...
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    Are 'Facials' overused in porn?

    Way overused. I'd far rather see a vaginal creampie.
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    Hot halters

    How about babes (preferably busty, of course) filling out halters / halter dresses? Ideally they'd also show pussy, to be sure... Renee Perez http://img.crocostars.com/renee-perez/earl-miller/pussy-spread-wide/0.jpg Isabella http://www.crocogirls.com/go/ftv-girls Paige...
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    Bears Hall of Famer Hampton refuses White House invite

    I have zero respect for Obama (in my view, only Buchanan and Pierce were worse as president) but if invited I'd go to get a true inside look at the place and to apply as much subtle ridicule to the incumbent himself (as distinguished from the office) as possible.
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    Sarah Palin: Being president could ‘shackle’ me

    Precisely. Saying this as a dyed-in-the-wool old-style northeastern Republican, neither of them are one eighth as qualified as either Spiro Agnew or Dan Quayle were to be president.
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    If the cruise ship you worked on sank.....

    Damn…tough call. If it's limited to those who do hardcore, I'd say Dylan Ryder in a photo finish over Priya Rai. If the field is open to softcore-only, gotta go with Akira Lane, again in a photo finish over Candace Cardinale.
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    18th and final…I saved what I thought was the best for last. The two women (and I don't think it's a stretch to call them babes) are Euro royalty (one, I believe, is a princess of Spain and the other a princess of Belgium). Talk about keeping oneself in shape and doing so with a real sense of...
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    17th…the caption, by someone else, says it all
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    16th…yeah, that's appropriate for a somber commemoration when everyone else is ready for a funeral: show up in turquoise.
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    15th…yet another under-the-ribcage contraption
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    14th…purple exterior corset this time and a dyed-for-Easter (?) dog all work together given that the skirt has every possible color under the sun
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    13th…if you're going to insist on those belts or whatever worn just under your rib cage, at least get the argyle straight
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    12th…almost too small to bother but it does support the exterior studded corset theme
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    11th…a lesser version of the exterior corset combined with a "did you just fart?" look
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    10th…gotta give her credit with the Hula Hoop, but what's with the studded exterior corset (sure as hell can't be a belt, can it?)
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    9th (halfway there)…trying to channel I Love Lucy with that hemline?
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    8th…the Atomic Fireball school of fashion for ***
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    6th…looks like a transmuted piñata
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    5th…another one off the discount rack
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    4th…that outfit would get you arrested in Short Hills, Radnor, or Shaker Heights
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    3rd…must've been listening to vintage Carl Perkins with those blue (pseudo-)suede shoes
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    2nd…can't afford anything more than the discount rack bras?
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    DISCLAIMER: if you're an apologist for the incumbent, don't bother with this. I take a back seat to nobody in the scorn I hold for Barack Obama: he is one of the worst presidents the US has ever had to the point of eclipsing both Harding and Carter, which is saying something. If Theodore...
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    Warnings, graphic style

    18th and last
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