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Ahahaha, so true. I love when people ask me what my "ZOMBIE KILLER" tattoo means. I tell them it means "I **** zombies." The confused look I always get in return is fucking priceless.

Aw yay, thank you so much!!! Very much appreciated, I need all the votes I can get, Pet of the Year would be AMAZING!!!!!! :lovecoupl

Yeah I've considered moving to Sydney but I dunno... Adelaide does have its charms. Maybe one day!

Nah that was when I was single. Oddly enough, I am a serial monogamist. I'm all for promiscuity when I'm single, but when I'm in a relationship I'm a one man kinda gal. Plus I couldn't watch him fuck another chick!!

He definitely satisfies me ;)

Hehe aw well thank you! <3

Haha nah, he's just not into public displays. The city we live in is too small and gossipy, it'd be like MAJOR EPIC SCANDAL if we did that. Sometimes I wish I lived somewhere bigger where I could be a bit more incognito, so I could do stuff without becoming the talk of the town!!!

Hahaha. Very solid advice.

She is fucking hot! I liked her better pre-boob job, but she's still very sexy.

I did suggest to my boyfriend that we do hardcore cam shows together but I don't think he was too keen on the idea, ha ha.

Just nude modelling, I'm afraid! I gave a reason for it on the first page of this thread ;)

Whoa, she is beautiful!

Tattoos and big boobs!! Fake or natural, I don't care, I just appreciate a good set of tits.

I like crumpets with vegemite in the morning... how Australian of me! And I can't get through the day without a Berocca energy & vitamin B supplement in the mornings. Unless I'm hungover... then my day starts (or ends) with a Sausage & Bacon McMuffin and two hashbrowns, YUM!!!

Yup I'm au naturale. I'm proud to say I've never had any kind of cosmetic procedure... although it's been tempting at times!!! But yeah I like being natural... apart from all the tattoos hahaha.

Oh wow, she is amazing!!!! I wanna know who she is too!

I recently started camming too... On Her Cam :)

I lol'ed

They're from a very small outback town where everyone knows everyone's business, it'd get back to them in about 30 seconds flat hahaha. I'm building the site myself, I'll probably be putting exclusive pic galleries and stuff on there, I tried to build a paysite once before but it was too hard...

I guess I never thought of the fact that it used to be focused on music. MTV only came to Australian cable tv a few years ago so for as long as I've been watching it's been mostly reality shows.

My mum and *** had a hard enough time dealing with me being on the cover of Penthouse and working as a stripper. Part of me wants to do hardcore but fuck, my ****** would die. Like I think they would actually drop dead. I just can't do it to 'em.

Heheheheh :o

As far as I've been able to figure out, there's always people out there who will rebel against conformity and **** something just because it's popular and trendy. MTV has a lot of shitty, trashy 'reality' shows that appeal to the lowest demographic and are insanely popular, and I guess that...

That thing fucking tormented me as a *****, I was so scared of it. Would fucking love to own one now!!

Oh hell yeah!!!! :thumbsup:

Thanks! I have a lot more tats now than my Penthouse pics show hehe, here's some more recent shots... Non-nude, unfortunately!

I would like you to have that too! Haha ;)

Another one I just scanned in from Penthouse :)

Cunt is one of my favourite words to say. I guess I'm not much of a lady, hahah.

Here's some more from my Penthouse shoot, I'll scan in some of the others for you later!

Hehehe awww yay I got my own thread :D I'm in the process of building my new website so I'll have some new stuff coming soon!

Hahahahahhahah @ USA & Bjork

I gotta agree with MGS being one of the best of all time. I had such a video game crush on Sniper Wolf haha.

Oh wow, that is just horrid.

If I was gonna make the step into hardcore, I'd wanna get fucked by Codi Milo or Flower Tucci :)

I'm a hardcore gamer girl, totally obsessed with video games. I'm covered in video game related tattoos haha.

There's a lot of games that come close, but FFVII is the ultimate for me in game play, story line, character development and overall epicness :)

It's the solution to many a sticky problem ;)

The single best game of all time. :bowdown: Hehehe who agrees with me?!

I am loving FreeOnes already! It is my new favourite distraction from the work I am supposed to be doing in my office haha ;)

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Aw yay I made a list!! :party:

Resident Evil is my life. I was at the video game store the morning it hit the shelves pretty much touching myself in excitement waiting for the door to open. Even though I realise Leon Kennedy is all pixels and digital animation, I would still have sex with him if I could find a way.

Whoa. Get that girl a razor (and a cheeseburger), STAT!

I love watching porn like that. I had a MFM threesome once and it was pretty awesome, I was really ***** though so some of the details are a bit hazy lol.

Re: Best Tits? Bree Olsen has my fave for sure!

Haha neither do I, but I bet that's the rationale behind a lot of guys' thinking.

Duh that's because it's only gay if you actually TOUCH cock ;) Heheheh :dunno:

Hide some *********** porn in her underwear drawer, then 'accidentally' find it one day and question her about it. She'll never again have any grounds to bitch at you for granny porn :) Or I guess you could just buy land...?

I'm listening to awful trance music on the radio in my office. Today was not my day to choose the radio station so we're on the shitty local dance music station, booooo.

Hahaha I shall keep that in mind! ;)