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"Describe yourself: I am all man looking to find a hot young lady that is the model type." Oh, how Norman loved internet dating sites... :eek:

I would like to add that most of the people I know that are/were married and unhappy or ended up divorced had unrealistic plans. She wants ****, he doesn't but he does say anything because he doesn't want to discuss it blah blah blah. The problem I see is that some people get married for the...

I did once for Halloween. Took forever to get back to normal ;)

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I've got nothing to add to that...

in the skies

You're sick for clicking. You know this, right? :eek:

Mood lighting equals Lights out:eek:

**** up, fooker! ;)

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that says it all

No drowning. Dammit.

of a strip club

Since I bought it off sale, I wonder if I get a refund on the difference if I show my sales slip?

Maybe he has seen enough coverage of the death of the self appointed king of pop, and is about to freak the fuck out?

Is it a mindfuck because it doesn't do anything? :dunno:

I think, for the most part, the pictures are really one of the better sections. I am slightly biased, but who isn't:) I think the biggest time waster, imo, is the Identify the babe section. Yes, some of them are people you just can't remember. However, when you have a picture posted of someone...

I was afraid to open it too. One more picture of that skank and I am going to kick something cute and furry. Thats kinda harsh. I'll go back to my cell now. :)

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unless he runs out of gas

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uhh... well ****

Ah hell... he is about to be eaten.

You'll never learn:nono:

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Check out that shovel! ;)

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to fuck...

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He is freaking out from being crushed, tripping, slipping, sliding, drowning and every other damn thing.

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Ah well, I warned ya... :throwup:

"No, this is not a thyroid condition. You eat. A lot. We are taking you someplace with real food that doesn't come in a box. We are going to teach you how to take care of yourself. Please let us..." "I want another cheeseburger! Gimmie gimmie gimmie!" "Ah fuck it, lets shoot his ass."

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ya think?

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play a bugle or bring your assault rifle to the park please:wtf:

seriously. Please don't. :wtf:

is about to be fucked :eek:

After one too many jokes from the rest of the Golden Girls...

might just work

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You can feel his fear.

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It looks like she is carrying basketballs. Yeah, thats what I'll tell myself. Now all I need to do is wash my eyes and ***** something with *******. Lots. eww..

The first clue should have been when the VIP seats were cheaper than the rest.

Make mine a **** please :)