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Dear Gawd, please make me understand why people are allowed to breed without being tested. Oh, and I would like a Ferrari. :)

Yeah... this is a big shiny case of :wtf:

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just read the instructions

Dressed like that, it may be as close as he gets to nipples

I'll pay ten bucks NOT to find out that it is:shocked:

You're done already?

I could go on for an hours worth of reading on this, but I won't. Heres the simple way to resolve the whole thing. 1) If you are doing something that you know is against the law, don't do it! (What a pain, I know) 2) "First Offense" usually means "First time caught" 3) Throwing keys out the...

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I was in Florida last year. I swear to Gawd that there was a group of 15 or so people (well under the age of 60) cruising through Tarpon Springs. The tourist section is about a mile, give or take. It was pure entertainment to watch them hit one shop, fight to park close to the door, rush out and...

"There's nothing good about **** use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. **** use destroys societies. **** use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling *****, pushing *****, using *****, importing *****. And the laws are good because...

***?

Maybe he can see 'her' penis?:eek:

that need this:confused:

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That is going to leave a mark

Good thing her husband is a baker...

It needs a midget

thanks for the rep! :)

thanks for the rep! :)

thanks for the rep! :)

Thanks for the rep!:glugglug:

Thanks for the rep! :)

Thanks for the rep!:)

Thanks for the rep!:)

Thanks! I am still searching for the one that will make everyone pause and shutter at the same time :)

And shortly after, Captian McGregor was shipped out, never to be seen again.

"Why are those girls hanging out on swings? Thats odd. They sure look stupid. Man, I **** wearing boxers with a tux. Just deliver this speech and its off to the bar for another.........ahhh! Fuck." Shortly thereafter, Carlos was never seen again.

Because its so much easier than working out :dunno:

mouth watering goodness

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If nothing else, it is fun to stomp the **** out of some men. :)

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to see who will remain a virgin longer

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Nailed it

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I came back to this one (certainly not to bump it) to see if I missed something. It turns out that I didn't. I thought the article link listed would help, but instead its a bunch of idiots posting comments about the pic (oh wait a second.. dammit, we're doing it too!) Anyway, lets hope this...

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Don't ask...:eek:

They are using a dummy. I can't imagine the smart person that agrees to be on the recieving end of this.

That was a helluva catch

because you keep sending it to me ;)