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  1. mr. jizz

    Down With Government Oversight

    Not to mention how badly people are getting ripped off because of no g'ment intervention in setting regulations in health care, consumer goods, airline travel, oil, etc, etc. etc.
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    What NFL coach would you least like to face in a bar fight?

    Hahaha this is what I thought of when I first saw this thread. His best self-defense move is the one where you fish-hook their nose, lift their head and give them a right straight or elbow to their throat....devastating. Or just go with the trusty Liver SHOT.... haha I love Bas. Heel...HEEL...
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    Which has been the best decade for music?

    I like it all from big band in the 40s/50s like Glen miller up to todays music like Breaking Benjamin and all that stuff that isnt Lady Gaga or bullshit like that. My favorite though is probably the late 60's-early 70's Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, And Zeppelin but I think every single decade...
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    Fantasy babe tits sucking

    Juelz Ventura and Rachel Roxxx or Aletta Ocean and Lela Star.
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    If your Avatar is a hot chick, that is how I see you

    I just picked this avatar cause Arianny is hot as hell and I've been waiting ages to see her tittays. I came in my pants when I found out she was going to be in playboy. :bowdown:
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Also adrenaline, When you're pumped up and your heart is racing, you feel un-fuckin-stoppable. I remember during a game I landed pretty akwardly on my elbow and I didn't feel **** during the game, then going back to the bus, I felt the pain shoot up my arm. The next week, I was still in pain...
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    The fact that he's a drama queen and blows everything out of proportion? Seriously, every football player has lingering injuries but you don't see them calling press conferences and advertising those injuries like Favre. You think Manning leaves every game unscathed? You think Brady isn't in...
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    ID This Katy Perry Look Alike?

    ^No problem man, and thanks for the rep.
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    So in that case, the GREATEST players should win Super Bowl MVPs, it is, after all the most important game of the year. Not to sound like a cliche but it is where we seperate the men from the boys. If your QB can't perform to reach the Superbowl and triumph in the SB, what the hell is he...
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    ID This Katy Perry Look Alike?

    I may be wrong, but she looks a bit like Stephanie Kane/ Cane
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    Hey thanks man, and thanks for the add also.

    Hey thanks man, and thanks for the add also.
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    What do you think of my new splash pic?

    Awesome!
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    Wanking lube?

    I use Bengay and Icy-Hot.
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    I'm not saying Manning isn't a good QB, I've had the fortune of seeing him live and he is just a marvel to behold, but he sure ain't better than Brady because I think when you have two QBs as good as Brady and Manning, the deciding factor is Superbowl rings and 3 is better than 1 and it's...
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    The Sagacious Patriots of New England vs. the Mighty Colts of Indianapolis

    Really? Simple math says that: 3 rings> 1 ring :1orglaugh
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    What NFL coach would you least like to face in a bar fight?

    Mike Ditka looks like he would fuck some **** up.
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    Observations from Indian Reservations

    I just finished hearing half of your podcast and have to tell you that the crappiest reservations I've ever been to were in New Mexico, one of them a few miles out of Albuquerque. It was the most depressing place ever, the people lived in little huts. The women were bathing their **** and...
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    Observations from Indian Reservations

    The indian (Tigua) reservation here where I live is awesome. They've had FREE awesome concerts. I've already gone to see Dokken, Ratt, Great White, Korn and in the coming months im seeing Bret Michaels, Brenton Wood, Skid Row, Slaughter and Joan Jett there for free as well. The people on the...
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    Funkiest Tracks

    I always liked Mary Jane by Rick James (and any Rick James for that matter), Some Sly and the ****** Stone, Victor Wooten, Bootsy Collins, and some Red Hot Chili Peppers (***** Sugar Sex Magic era). ....And of course "Get on up" and "Papa's got a brand new bag" by James Brown...Funkalicious
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Juelz Ventura, Lela Star or Capri Cavalli.
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    ^Not as bad as Erika (my opinion), I'd still hit it :)
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    Dreaming of her Baywatch days? Erika Eleniak is no longer a fresh-faced beauty

    Damn, Traci Bingham and Pam Anderson are both older and have aged way better than her.
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    The 7 best fat-blasters

    That's actually a myth, sweating doesn't necessarily mean you're getting a good workout. You're basically just losing water-weight when you sweat, which you will gain back after eating/********. Swimming is a great cardio workout and I find it to personally be one of the best and funnest, if...
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    Who has the WORST boobjob you have seen?

    I think Audrey Bitoni's scars are terrible and really noticeable, but fuck it, I still think she's one hot piece of ace.
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    Music Fans: What Is Most Important?...

    Music is the most important, you need to lay down some sick grooves and chops before you can even think about lyrics.
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    The New Megan Fox

    ^Probably, I mean come on, can you really take her seriously if she comes out on 90210? She's basically just eye-candy.
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    The New Megan Fox

    Jessica Lowndes- Apparently, TMZ says she is the "new" Megan Fox. She comes out on the show 90210. http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/8KYAZHtZYjK/2009+The+CW+Network+UpFront/WdTXMyqIIhE/Jessica+Lowndes Discuss. Is she hotter than Megan Fox?
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    Caught masterbating or having sex.....??

    A few years ago, I had the worst experience of my life. I walked in on my *** and ***. You know, you see sit-coms and you laugh and say "oh they're just exaggerating about walking in on your parents"...Bullshit, No they're not. I **** you not, I felt my whole world come crashing down, I said...
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    I am a fan of Autumn (pictures inside)

    I wish it felt like Autumn where I lived... Close to the middle of November and it still feels like fuckin 80 degrees out here :mad: ... none of the trees' leaves are falling off or even changing color yet either, it's crazy.
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    Hey man, who's the chick in your avatar?

    Hey man, who's the chick in your avatar?
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    Do you like Avatar? Do you want to speak the language from that movie?

    The movie was alright, I saw it in 3d and it was awesome but then I saw it in regular -def and it was meh. The movie leaned too much on the 3-d visuals, but I have to admit, the 3-d effects were beautiful. And I think learning the Na'vi lanhuage is stupid, why would you waste your time when...
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    cumshot FAIL

    Watch Tommy Gunn, that guy fails at cumshots.
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    Who is looking forward to Conan O'Brien's show tonight?

    I just hope the masturbating bear and the evil puppy make an appearance.
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    Who matches Briana Banks and Cytheria in a surprising squirt?

    Charley Chase is phenomenal and so is Mason Moore.
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    Megametallislaythrax

    That was fuckin' awesome, it would legendary (for me, at least) if another band had replaced Slayer though...not a huge fan of them .
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    best pink floyd album?

    How the hell is Meddle not a poll choice?????????????????
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    Obama is a total Loser!

    Wow really? He is a loser? And all this time I thought being President of the United States was the best thing anyone could ever hope to accomplish? I don't understand you conservatives, you call people unamerican, terrorist and communist when they didn't agree with Bush's policies and yet...
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    Metallica foerver.

    I **** the fact that as soon as a band has a top selling record people say they "sell out". I don't give a crap what anyone says the Black Album, Load, and ReLoad were awesome albums and my favorite Metallica album of all time was **** em All.
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    Are you pissed off at Sony/Microsoft for ripping off the Wii?

    I know I'm pissed off... not because of motion controls (which I personally think is a stupid concept) but because how both companies blatantly ripped off the concept of making motion controls prominent in a console from the Wii to make a profit. I think it was a really messed up thing to do...
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    So Meg Whitman just flushed $160mil down the toilet...sigh.

    Christ!! With that much money she could have campaigned and won some sort of high position of power in the state of California...Oh wait... What a failure, I can't believe a person can blow that much and not win... On a side note, Linda McMahon is also believed to have spent about $145 million...
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    I need advice on an outfit thats sexy AND funny.

    A sexy hockey player? Maple syrup/leafs and hockey are the only thing I know Canada is famous for (jk...you guys also have Nickelback) so **** two birds with one stone and have a Toronto Maple Leafs player costume.
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    This is the BEST porn movie i've ever seen!!! whats yours?

    I Love Lanny, POV Jugg Fuckers series, and virtually any Wicked Pictures movie that stars Mikayla or Alektra Blue
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    I Remember; Don't Vote Republican

    Pfft he's no Centrist, he's just scared and/or ashamed to admit he is conservative. I have no idea why you call youself a centrist, I have friends that have less radical and extreme ways of thinking than you and they proudly call themselves conservatives. I think you just blame your personal...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Aletta Ocean in a POV scene made me bust a nut faster than usual.
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    Tattoos on tits...

    Don't watch then... For many girls (and guys) a tattoo is a personal decision, she didn't get the tattoo for you or anyone else. If you don't like her body then there's a simple solution..don't watch. I personally like the tattoo and think she's hotter with it. It gives her an added flare of...
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    Who's voting tommorow?

    I Already voted :) On the first day of early voting, like a true American :thumbsup:
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    >>> Vote for the Best Wallpaper Artist!

    Voted for Doc, I love his 3rd Masuimi Max one.
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    Vikings Waive Randy Moss?

    WOW! Looks like it's true, the patriots just posted this on facebook a few minutes ago. http://blog.pfwonline.com/?p=3847
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    Do you like this song?

    You don't have to be from Jersey to realize it is crap TV.
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    Would you Guys have Sex with a Shemale ?

    No, the only exception I MIGHT make is a blowjob or handjob from Kimber James, but other than that, I think its really weird
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