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  1. mr. jizz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    ... And that is the reason why Cm Punk leaves WWE, I LEAVE WWE.
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    How hard would you plow this chick?

    She's hot, I'd give her a good boning, nothing special like the crazy stuff you mentioned above, just her riding me or me giving it to her doggy style.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    He should just go back to being "Sexual Chocolate". He was a joke back then and he's a joke now, but at least back then he was a little bit funny. eyC4HNQypmA
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    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V It may be lawful, but it's gross to think that once this guy is done with her, he can go and take his pick from the local high school if he gets tired of her.
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! The Office.
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    Facebook creeper?

    +1 And to answer your question, I have not done this with people I don't know, but in the past before me and my girlfriend were dating, if I met a girl at the beginning of the school semester or at the gym or something and knew her name, a few times I'd facebook her to try and find out more...
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    Assassin's Creed: Revelations

    Both of them are (Halo and AC), and I have to agree with STDiva, every year this game gets hyped and I'm told "buy it dude it's awesome", then I get disappointed with the first one... then they tell me "you have to play the 2nd one, it's much better", then I'm disappointed again, then I'm told...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Hmmm interesting... there's no doubt that Punk is going to draw in his own hometown, but hopefully the rest of the viewers will have a positive response to him. It'd be really great to see him beat Cena in Chicago, one of the best cities for Cena heat. Money in the Bank may just be the best...
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    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V A 35 year difference, that is ridiculous. She hasn't even graduated High School yet and is basically still a *****, her parents are insane for giving consent.
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    Guys, ever fake an orgasm?

    I didn't even know a fake orgasm was possible for dudes, maybe I'm just enjoying myself too much during sex. Besides guys probably suck at faking, I'm pretty sure women can tell in an instant.
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    Have you ever weighed your cock?

    Yeah, one time in chemistry class, there was a fire drill. I managed to stay inside the classroom, I was curious and whipped it out and plopped it onto the triple beam balance scale. :1orglaugh
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    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    Who in the hell watches Comedy Central for the news? Yeah, I catch Stewart and Colbert once in a while for comedy and commentary purposes the same way a conservative watches Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly to fulfill their conservative jollies. It's just commentary, it's not meant to be reliable...
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    Lost Odyssey

    I got up to the 4th disc and never went back to play it. I forgot where I was and what exactly I was doing. It was an ok game, but it can't even compare to Legend of Dragoon.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I'm thinking it may just be kayfabe (storyline). I doubt WWE would really allow Punk to put that much emphasis on leaving, and they're pushing him way too much to allow him to leave on bad terms. He beat Cena and Mysterio, so looking back on those two victories AND the fact that he's getting a...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I don't even know why I watch anymore, I sometimes even dodge my girlfriend's or friend's invitations to hang out just to watch WWE on Sunday or Monday. I'm tired of being let down over and over again. I have even less of a reason to watch if the rumors are true and CM Punk is leaving when his...
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I love Hockey but it's so hard to be a fan here where I live, I live almost as far away from Canada as an American possibly can and can't watch the Canucks play. Twitter has brought me closer to the game and the team since I can't watch on TV. I'm excited for this season though.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Capitol Punishment Main event = one of the worst match endings I've ever seen, R-truth was on a roll and getting over with the crowd and that ending made him look so weak, and of course Helpless Cena was getting pummeled for the majority of the match until he turned SuperCena and walked out...
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    Canadian female fetish

    There are so many hot cam girls from Canada... Bryci, Autumn Riley, SpexyAshleigh, Kate's Playground, Korina Bliss, the list goes on and on.
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    Which pornstar would you played video games with1

    She's not a "pornstar" (adult model is her correct title), but Viorotica is a gamer and I think it'd be pretty cool to hang out and play a game with her, she seems like fun. Bryci also, I believe.
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    Pornstars from your home city/state...

    Jessica Drake :bowdown:
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    Judge has harsh words for ***

    I don't refer to just a regular Christian as a bible thumper, MOST Christians I know aren't like this, but this is actually the "definition", I guess.
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    Conservative double standard

    I love how the two biggest conservatives (at least from my perspective) on the board claim to not be conservative, like they're ashamed or something. I would be ashamed too if I was an oppressive douche who hates freedom and civil liberties for others, but I am a Liberal, and I'm damn proud of...
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    Judge has harsh words for ***

    YOU don't know what YOU'RE talking about, as a matter of fact, you have to quote from a fairy-tale book to speak on your behalf. :D
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    Conservative double standard

    I don't have "blinders", you however seem to have crazy, paranoia, irrational earplugs.
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    Conservative double standard

    Haha that's conservative speak for "I have nothing."
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    Judge has harsh words for ***

    It's funny how bible thumpers can't take the bible literally and make up their own rules when it is convenient for them.
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    Conservative double standard

    Conservatives want less Government intrusion, yet they don't want gays to marry, don't want to let women decide for themselves if they want an abortion or not, don't want weed to be legalized (even for medical purposes), hell, they don't even want us watching porn... and the list goes on and on...
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    Savannah, Georgia

    104 where I live, 115+ in my garage where I spend quite alot of time... it's an oven in there
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    Grieving New Mexico safety hauled off plane, booked for baggy pants

    That style is so fucking stupid. I see dudes older than me like 25-30 walking around with there asses hanging out and it's like Dude! Grow the fuck up! It's just a vulgar style, it doesn't add to comfort or anything, why in the hell do they do it?
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    Robin Scherbatsky from How I met Your ******. Erin Hannon and Pam Halpert from The Office. Daphne Moon and Ross Doyle from Frasier Deanna Troi from Star Trek: TNG Catalina from My Name is Earl Most of Charlie Harper's girlfriend's/one night stands on Two and a Half Men. Heidi Klum from Spin City...
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    What cities/parts of the US would you consider to be third world?

    St. Louis, Watts, Detroit, Pittsburgh. For being a smaller sized city, Albuquerque is pretty shitty, the tourist sites seem all nice and pretty but when you go into neighborhoods and stuff, it's pretty shitty, especially when you consider how much less populated it is compared to cities like...
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    Which pornstar would you take out on a romantic date tonight?

    I'm actually taking my girlfriend out on a date tonight but if my girlfriend was Juelz Ventura or Alexa Nicole, well then hell, I wouldn't mind that either.
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    What movie is this Alektra Blue scene from?

    Thanks, I appreciate it.
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    What movie is this Alektra Blue scene from?

    Need an ID on this Alektra Blue movie. Starts off with the guy breaking into a home and taking a piggy bank, then "Avenger" Alektra stops him and fucks him. Edit: Do not try to work around the word filter. Use screenshots instead. I'm pretty sure it is a Wicked pictures movie. Thanks! :hatsoff:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Cena keeps his "promises" because he's being payed and is binded by contract to do so. Let's get real, neither the Rock, Cena or anyone else in that locker room or alumni will probably ever show up without being payed or plugging some product. Also, the two movies that you mentioned are WWE...
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    Anyone for some Pacman?

    Re: Pacman, anyone? Haha even when I was like 3 or 4, I used to own my *** at NES and SNES games. Then one day when I was 5, we went to a restaraunt that had a Pac-Man arcade cabinet and he totally crushed me. I didn't even get ****** level one and he made it to like 4 or 5 easy without...
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    Vancouver riots after Canucks lose at home in Stanley Cup

    Such a beautiful city and to see it reduced to that just because of sports, is a tragedy.
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    Who are we? How just 13% of America's high school students know their U.S. history

    Re: Who are we? How just 13% of America's high school students know their U.S. histor I blame High School Sports, at least here where I live. Yeah, it's a good thing to have extracurricular activities and keep active, but here in Texas, Football and Basketball is everything. Football is...
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    Metal Gear Solid HD Collection

    Sweet, I'm buying for sure.
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    Conspiracy! Tin Hat Conspiracy!!!

    eeee!!! Will E. just got Lawyered! CMa2PHVD0rA
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    Conspiracy! Tin Hat Conspiracy!!!

    The Truth, This man speaks it.
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    What are you self-conscious about?

    The skin on my shoulders/upper arms. I have a mild case of eczema on my arms. My condition isn't as bad as pictures I've seen (maybe cause I'm tanned so the dots don't show as much) and my girlfriend says she never even noticed it until I pointed it out, but everytime I see those little red...
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    who's with tori black

    bump
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    I'm Leaving Freeones....For Real!

    If you splatter the toilet bowl and/or seat, FOR FUCK'S SAKE clean it up, there was so much **** last time you did this.
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    Lady Gaga vs. Nicki Minja

    Neither... Both are grossly overrated in the looks and music departments. Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Katy Perry> either Gaga or Minaj
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    Hot girls of metal

    Meytal Cohen 67rslfF-QQU 97TqWlu2f30
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    It was on twitter, they exchanged a few words over the course of about a week or two, then it died down. Hogan seems to love to start **** on twitter and facebook. In other news, Hogan is threatening to sue Warrior. From wrestlingattitude.com
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    TV commercials that annoy you?

    The Geico caveman commercials are so stupid, especially the ones that have been playing during the Stanley Cup Finals.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    looks like someone's pissed at hogan. 8XP4gWpyIww&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
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    E3 2011 Thread

    ^I'm just wondering how much a single control is going to cost, and how much battery that ***** is going to drain.
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