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Do your wife a HUGE favor and file for divorce. Make sure she gets some good financial support too, because she's fucking earned it. And then go be with your slut of a gf, you two deserve each other. I'm sorry, but your infidelity makes you a douchebag, a horrible husband and a horrible...

The Hip. And Bobcaygeon is lame. The town, not the song. Good ice cream there though! :D

He's on my list of hot gay guys that I'll never get to boink. Le sigh.

I prefer uncut dicks. Just sayin ;)

In my snatch plz and thanks!

I'd eat your **** for a billion dollars. So, yes, I could handle some bugs.

Maybe I'm wrong, but couldn't you have cropped out the ***** in the photo? Isn't that against FO rules? And if it isn't....it should be.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/19/us/texas-******-******/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Looks like this guy won't be getting charged after all :) They went into more detail in this article, describing the 911 calls, saying that the ****** tried CPR to revive the guy- all clearly shows that he had no intent...

no, this was years ago

No, protecting his ******** and every other ***** out there from this predator. The system doesn't protect ******** from these monsters, they get released back into society only to re-offend. ******** who get ******** have a higher change of becoming molesters themselves, so the cycle will never...

I've only been there once (since I'm in Canada and they don't exist here) and the waiter gave me free ****, so they're good in my books :thumbsup:

He shouldn't get convicted....was just self defense, technically. ******** can't defend themselves so he was defending his ********. He didn't beat the guy with the intent to ****, he's stated that, it just happened and he feels remorse. He was doing what any ****** would do...and the world is...

Yeah, agreed with the rest of the responses here - tell her to grow a pair and move on. She works in customer service, some customers are going to be douchebags. I myself got called fat, ugly, a slut/whore and was told to **** myself pretty much every day of last week. Do you see me trying to...

Natural fo sho.

I grow my own veggies and herbs. I support my local farmers when at all possible and buy all my meat off a local organic ****.

It probably depends on the girl. There are some non-pornstar girls who rock in bed, and love and intimacy definitely adds something that fucking a random pornstar won't get you. And keep in mind that while pornstars are good in bed while on cam...a bunch probably don't pull out all the moves...

I wouldn't let myself become interested in someone who's in a relationship. Period. If a guy has a gf, he's off limits to me and I get that. I'm not delusional enough to think I have a shot and anyone who actually does that is either a huge moron, or just a douche. For the situation you're in...

I think we should all list the reasons why we broke up with our ex's and compare to the list to see if its legit. 1)He moved too far away and I didn't want a long distance relationship 2)He dated and fucked other girls and I found out about it. 3)He was violent. 4)He had a small dick and...

I remember seeing a porn clip years ago and it made me LOL so hard - it was a woman laying down on her side, watching tv and flipping channels while her presumed bf/hubby was furiously fucking her from behind while she ignored him. I wish I could find that clip because its pretty epic.

Wrong. I've paid with American money (left over from various trips to the US) at clothing stores, grocery stores, restaurants etc...nowhere NEAR the border. Most places of business will just whip out a calculator and figure out the exchange, or if its close enough, just take it at par. And I...

I stand by my opinion that both is better. If she doesn't get the ring she's hoping for, then you're likely gonna have a bitter woman on your hands and the chance of a sexless honeymoon, which means that the money spent on the honeymoon was ******. Get her the ring. Have her at least chip in for...

Why not both? You buy the ring, she buys the honeymoon and bingo bango, both parties are happy!

I'm sure a bunch of the films listed in this thread weren't cult classics either - The Goonies still has a cult like following, and its full of epicness so imo - it counts as worthy of mention ;)

Why has no one mentioned The Goonies yet? Sigh. You guys are full of fail.

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You guys are cruel. Just sayin. I hope to god you all look like this otherwise you're just the pot calling the kettle black. Or maybe its not your physical appearance that makes you ugly, its your inside. Either way, you guys are sad.

its not about you not tipping me. Its about you asking ME to pay for the debt you've incurred tipping other camho's. As if I have anything to do with your finances lol. yep that would be me

lol yes. and I wouldn't call it scammed....more him begging me to pay off his $900 MFC bill because his credit card had insufficient funds and it bounced. If he had scammed me, it would have involved him actually tipping me on MFC and having it refunded because of his financial issues. But...

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Hitachi!!

those pics were taken just days after surgery, which means that its not weight she's carrying, its bloat from the medications/surgery and the fact that she probably hasn't pooped in days. Probably still swollen too. I looked like the Pillsbury doughboy for a few weeks after my surgery, totally...

Turkey bacon.

Proportional. 34D boobs look massive on a tiny, thin girl but look like nothing on a BBW. Its all about proportion, there is no one set size thats the hottest. The girl makes the boobs, not the other way around ;)

Re: Guys check this out, especially the women (OCSM's especially): "Schrödinger’s Rap Holy fucking christ, are you even reading what I posted. Mandy - I'm NOT generalizing men, and please don't compare me to racists. Not cool. Read the highlighted areas below where I CLEARLY state that I'm NOT...

Re: Guys check this out, especially the women (OCSM's especially): "Schrödinger’s Rap Thanks babe <3 And thanks for actually checking out my blog! Stalker issues are craptacular but I'm moved into my new home so hopefully it stops.

Re: Guys check this out, especially the women (OCSM's especially): "Schrödinger’s Rap There is a HUGE difference between a woman taking a mans money and a man physically and sexually assaulting and ********* a woman (alot of the time with the intent to ****) I don't see women using ********...

Re: Guys check this out, especially the women (OCSM's especially): "Schrödinger’s Rap I love this article. While yes, the writer seems to be a bit overboard, the general premise is spot on, at least for me. I don't trust any strange man who approaches me. Ever. No matter how nice he looks or...

thank GOD I put Charmin on my wishlist otherwise you would have mailed me the cheap 1-ply :P I wish I could wipe my ass with this, its too cute http://www.amazon.com/Stinky-T-P-Friends-Forever-Plush/dp/B005S4QPR0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_T1?ie=UTF8&coliid=IJZ5I036X2UNK&colid=LLFMP4DXNK8R buy me a...

I don't see anything wrong with the girls who have wishlists and the guys who buy off them. You'd tip your waitress, hairdresser, cab driver, masseuse and even strippers - to show your appreciation for their services and/or to make their day brighter. Wishlists are essentially that. And hell...

YES! I have the little ponch (thats what I named it lol) in the belly....I'm not super toned or super skinny, so its definitely there. I get called fat all the time and I'm like "dude thats SUPPOSED to be there"....apparently that little tummy pooch is natures design, a protective layer to keep...

A large chunk of the population is obese. Another large chunk of the population, as mentioned, are malnourished. Then a huge chunk of the population is deemed in most peoples views, average. And then you have to factor in the whole "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" bullshit, so the final...

As long as its just a discreet glance or two, (ie. no more than you'd give any other person walking past you) then she should chill and be fine with it. Its the staring thats rude and gets to us. But yeah, its in your nature, as its in our nature to check out hot dudes too. My personal rule: you...

If a guy treats me like a queen, makes me feel loved and secure, then he can cum in my mouth anytime he wants. I've only let one guy cum in my mouth ever, and thats because he's the only guy who's ever deserved it. For some reason oral seems more intimate to me, so I only share the privilege...

Re: pornstar tumblr? I'm not a pornstar but - spexyashleigh.tumblr.com :)

I've only had it done twice and I will never let it happen again. One time resulted in a trip to the doctors for an infected eye (he shot straight into my eyeball, made my eye makeup run which irritated the eye and resulted in an eye infection) and the other time he shot it straight up my nose...

.................................the fuck?

Thanks everyone for the advice! I went with Consumer Reports and bought these: http://www.whirlpoolappliances.ca/en/Products/WFW94HEXL.html http://www.whirlpoolappliances.ca/en/Products/YWED94HEXL.html They just got delivered today and I'm so so soooo excited to test them out!!! :)

Adam Levine, one of my top three celebs I fap to. True story.

Saliva.

Yeah, I'm gonna second healthy. That girl looks healthy, not chubby. Women are supposed to have some fat content on them, nature designed it that way. Being toned and fit is a societal standard....the girl above is just normal.