Does your old lady flip out when....

She catches you scoping out another female?

I aint talkin about undressin the chick with your eyes for about 5 minutes type scoping out

I mean just one of those quick 1 or 2 second glance and your done type deals

Ya know, if the chick has a nice ass or a pair of emmaculate breasts I am obligated to give it a quick glance

My manly DNA demands it!

To not look would be an affront to my ancestors and every man who has existed since the dawn of time

I mean Zolf checked out this chick while he was with one of his broads for about half a damn second

Next thing ya know, my girl tryin to cut my damn head off right there in the middle of a crowded mall

I mean **** it aint like Zolf went up there and grabbed the girls ass and squeezed it like a stress ball

Just a quick glance and this broad blew up like Hiroshima

It has been scientifically proven that just cuz a man glances at another female doesnt mean he's about to cheat
 

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