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    Who is the dirtiest pornstar ever

    +1 I was just gonna say JO!
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    For trade

    nuffing ... juuuust munching some 'corn ...
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    For trade

    :popcorn:
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    Nina Mercedez vs. Mikayla

    Splitting hairs really. Mikayla's eyes though ... ooooh sexy.
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    Question For The Ladies

    Gamey, especially after an armpit shot.
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    Men fuck for 30 min without cuming ?!

    All this mental-ness ... approaching critical mass! It's mental! :surprise:
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    I'm ***** and going to reveal private info and a pic

    Hey get a room already, you two! People might start talking about ya with details like those ...
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    I'm ***** and going to reveal private info and a pic

    You are hot and should be in porn. Oops, I see you already are.
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    To the awesome

    I'm thinking a cash donation will put her in your lap and get you into her knickers too. It got her clothes off for the camera ...
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    why do guys like to cum on a girl's face?

    The University of San Fernando Valley is accepting candidates for a PhD in Facial Studies and with your ability they think you'd make an excellent prospect!
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    Is Doggy Style Degrading???

    Is Doggy Style Degrading??? Some girls don't think so. Facials are more degrading.
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    Francine Dee

    Nice snapper shots, Francine! You should visit FO more often. Thx to posters.
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    Tiger Woods's wife Elin boasts of £185m divorce

    When is Elin going to take off her ghey ball cap and sunglasses in public and allow photographers to take a pic of her face?
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    Would you like to lick a pussy?

    I hope you're reading this, CATALINA CRUZ, because I would like to devour your pussy!
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    I'm from there too!

    Well cool. You can talk to her about Entourage, and what Arnie is doing about Sacramento's meth problem. Play your cards right and maybe she'll even have you in the sack.
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    The Line is Finally Being Crossed On Freeones!

    Are you a 10 year old girl? If not, don't worry, but you're not going to understand why he's so popular.
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    Are You an Undies Inspector?

    How did you do it - with a CSI-style cumshot-detector light? If this was before 2000, the year CSI started showing, I'd say you have dibs on royalties for their portrayal of semen-detection techniques. Milk Jerry Bruckheimer's balls for the $ you deserve!
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    I have bieber fever. Justin Bieber best sing ever!

    The ****-on is here is moot ... I saw 10-year-old twin girls giggling in Bieber t-shirts yesterday. So your Bieber demographic is a little different from your FO one. I'd be surprised if there are any FO Bieber fans.
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    Who Has the Oil and Who Uses the Oil (Great Graphic Map and Chart)

    Chrome: right-click and open in incognito window. Thank you google for allowing 1-click viewing of porn hotlinks (and oil ones).
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    Aria S

    You might have to fork over for more and it ain't cheap....
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    Hentai: Love It Or **** It?

    That face ... cannot produce a boner in me. About as sexy as a chick wearing gladiator sandals, harem pants and a chef's hat.
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    Which Countries Has The Best Looking Dark Haired Women?

    Let's not forget Romania and Bulgaria. Someone told me Sofiya, the capital of B., has really beautiful girls.
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    The internet as it should be.

    Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Jenaveve Jolie vs Mikayla

    Now how is a guy supposed to decide between them? I subscribe to both!
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    So the tip of my dick is losing some of it's nerve

    +1 for the story and +1 for the avatar (actual LOL). I've had that accident with peppers a few times. Another tip: don't pick your nose after chopping serranos ...
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    Which Pornstar tries too hard?

    Good thread topic ... my two shekels: Male: The "Droppin' Loads" horndog. Man, has it really got to the point where he needs to say that to get off? Female: She floats my boat buuuut she'd be so much sexier if she reeled in her insincerity. I'm talkin about Priya :|
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    So the tip of my dick is losing some of it's nerve

    Quiet everyone - he's jerking it!
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    looking help for Porn website

    My technical skills: -I can build a website with HTML, CSS and ASP -I have a bulk source for Astroglide and wet wipes (can also wipe jizz off stomach) -I am expert at lighting for Desi and East Asian fleshtones -I make enviable lassis as well as raw egg milkshakes Look forward to hearing from...
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    looking help for Porn website

    That's a sound business proposal if I've ever seen one. You sound familiar ... oh right, I watched Borat last week. Is it still recession in your native land? I believe we can make recession-proof porn business. Our dicks worth a lot of good capital!
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    Man who faked having a seizure to avoid paying his restaurant bills is jailed in U.S.

    Wow. That's ... well ... I have no words for that. That has as much sense as me responding with: I like it when my girl fidgets with my ballsack. Sheesh.
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    Man who faked having a seizure to avoid paying his restaurant bills is jailed in U.S.

    You sound a little like a real law-and-order type; a wild west sheriff! Prison may also be for thieves but only a draconian sheriff would insist that it's also for mentally disabled ones.
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    Most sweet voice??

    Mindy Main BIG TIME! I like Charmane too but she often looks like her mind is elsewhere. Mindy's right in the game!
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    Man who faked having a seizure to avoid paying his restaurant bills is jailed in U.S.

    You are almost right but justice allows for more nuance than that. A judge will decide whether his circumstances of breaking the law warrant time. Johan has a point.
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    U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air quits

    Laura: Buh-bye. Don't let the door hit ya where the lord split ya. Seems like she'd be a good fit for the FOX network. I bet she'll resurface there.
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    Best nipples in porn?

    IMO Charmane Star comes to mind:
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    A ~~whimsical~~ rant in poetry form

    OP: Bravo! A tour-de-*****. Nicely penned; if you're looking for work as a jester I can maybe hook you up ... Despite the chick being fat and reminding you of cottage cheese, there's gonna be someone on here whose type she is. Hats off sir!
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    Jenni Lee / Jenny Lee / Stephanie Sadorra

    Well, OCSM christianxxx posted above about making that scene. Yeah, in the scene she takes the lead, and the dude hardly gives her any foreplay. In the past she's showed her hottest side by teasing and foreplay-ing, and that movie just ain't got it. Me, I'd eat her out for hours on the rooftop...
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    Can you download "Audio only" porn

    A cool request; audio is the best part of porn like the character in Brick says. Well, unless it's just the guy going unf unf unf. Can't fulfill OP's request, but here's a site that streams audio from regular features. http://www.listentoamovie.com/
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    Jelena Jensen

    It's good to see this great beauty get fucked.
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    Scientists discover new species of monkey hidden deep in Amazon rain forest

    They're probably strong as hell for their size. I'd bet if they were human size they'd grab your head and crack it like a nut. The monogamous titi monkey!
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    Racy Dreams

    Get your yearbook, rub one out, get on with life!
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    5/10 Won't you be doing the shooting with your plane there? I'm averaging 1½/10 so hey.
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    Carlotta *********

    MalloyMartini how is your rep power possibly zero? Get this OCSM some rep, people!
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    amazing latina

    If so it's Priscila @ IWantLatina.com. Cheers gents !
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    amazing latina

    Some googling, some upping ... porn has taught me all I need to know about finding and gettin' this man's amazing latina rehosted. I believe this is her: http://img209.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=69673_00_123_53lo.jpg OP confirm.
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    Sasha Grey sparks bush backlash

    That is a nice dark bush. If this was a hairy bush porn culture, she would be a standout if she shaved.
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    Sunny Lane - Hi from Sunny

    Scha-wing!
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    DETROIT?!?! I Am Featuring In Your City This Weekend for the First Time Ever!

    Hot damn SaraJay! This pic blew my mind :surprise:. I just got a frisson. And a boner.
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    I Made a Funny Last Night

    Guess we had to be there. *scratches head*
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