A ~~whimsical~~ rant in poetry form

Woe is I as I espy
Within the grocery store
A fat broad with short shorts
As if containers of cottage cheese
Came roaring out, flood of curdled flesh
I have no idea how somebody
Thought this to be fresh
Upon the top was her saggy flops
Halfway down exposed
I wish I had chose
To stay in the comfort and safety of my lovely home

Why oh why do the fats feel the need
To show every ounce of their rippled skin
Despite it being folded and lumpy
And nowhere near attractive as it could be

Nothing against the thicks at all
But in public do not dress half clothed
And the rest sadly shown
In a veracious sight of not so earthly delights

This is my rant in a different light
Not so harsh as if I merely typed
Have a good day my lovely FreeOnes
Members, staff, and mods alike


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