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It's probably a Nintendo advertisement.

Fucking hug pushers :mad: They draw you in with the free ones to get you hooked, then start charging...:rolleyes:

That's what I was thinking. It looks more like he's trying to get "one more rep" of curls.....oh, wait.:eek:

There are some who do truly enjoy it. I have been with 2 personally. Unfortunately, my wife isn't one of them, but I'm still working on it. Oh, and countdown to Michelle Lopez answering this thread. She gets off on hearing us talk about it :eek:

How the hell do even women find men attractive?! We're hairy, ugly, and mostly disgusting creatures- and that's on a good day! "Hey, Billy, do my coveralls make my thighs look fat?" Nah, doesn't really work for me. :D

This was 15 years ago. I have heard it's absolutely scary now. :eek:

That's not necessarily true. I'm over 6'4" tall. Try fitting a rear-facing car seat in a car with me driving. Doesn't happen, so I'm trudging the SUV until later this year. :mad:

My whole post was tongue-in-cheek, but it would be cool as hell. I'm almost positive there was a device in Splinter Cell (though it's been a LONG time since I played one of those).

I just checked the playlist for my computer, and the next 3 songs listed are : Corrosion of Conformity- Born Again for the Last Time Lamb of God- ***** of the Scribe ******* Magnet- Temple of Your Dreams

Good thing, the lead singer covers all genders :rolleyes: I prefer metal/thrash/hard rock, but I can listen to anything except new rap and that pop drivel played on the Top 40 radio stations (shudder).

I'm waiting for a rifle version so I can remotely taser-snipe fuckers from 1/4-1/2 mile away. It'll be the ultimate win.

Obviously, you've never been held up by someone carrying a glass dildo. Those things can bruise the hell out of you. God forbid they get you on the ground. Do you know where those things will go if pushed hard enough!? Lost my behymen and $23 cash in that incident. Through lots of therapy...

Detroit is the only place I've ever been where I felt uncomfortable being there.

Oddest thing is these are all random on my playlist in my car (USB with a thumbdrive). All three played tonight on my 45 minute drive :bowdown: Reps to all!

****, Vicky, I didn't realize you were in Atlanta. Do me a favor and eat a chili dog from the Varsity for me. :****: Oh, and how the FUCK do you outlaw a vibrator?! I guess that money couldn't be better spent on cleaning up the city or something. :rolleyes:

I miss both mine. Wouldn't trade the baby for them, though:thumbsup: When he goes front facing- it's on again:nanner:

It's a GT else there would be no exhaust on the left- only the right (unless a modded v6, which the badges can be from).

**** butt chicken is great. It also works wonders if you use Sunkist or Dr Pepper. Try it sometime, it's fantastic.

What I don't get, is where are all these women who supposedly do it in public? My wife goes to restrooms/fitting rooms/whatever, or if in a pinch, she has this funky cape thing that drapes over her. I've NEVER seen someone just pop out a nipple and feed in public. Maybe I just hang around...

Man, I hear this all the time, but the 2 near me are both grade A, and the food is great. Of course, those are the only ones owned by the couple that run them, so it could just be their thing. BTW, we have the grading system in IN and KY.

Yeah, if you're going to eat it, go tenderloin, flat iron, or ribeye. There's also a cut where they cut the tenderloin longways instead of into filets, but I don't remember what it's called (well, I call it damn fine grub, but still).

Blowjob? It's been years since I've finished on one. Wife's jaws cramp before she can finish it. So, I don't know.

I do surveys for a couple of places. hey do pay out, but it takes a long time to build up enough in your account to get anything good. It's easy free ****, though.

Do NOT pay full price for that one. It's fun, but very short. It's a rental unless you're an achievement whore.

I just checked under mine, all I got was a broken crayon and a couple of stale Cheetos :( Oh, well, fat guys like Cheetos :tongue:

Yes. A squeaky little Kentucky redneck girl. I'm in love.:lovecoupl

Or maybe, ***** works nights and mommy goes out during the day so his insomniac ass can *****. :thefinger

Wow. That does sound good. I seldom marinate steaks- I like the plain beef, but I'll try your version.:glugglug:

The links in the original post set my virus scanner off. Click with caution.

I'm listening to a Rosetta Stone- Spanish on my home theater system. El gato es muy grande.....The cat is very big! :wave:

As an update, so did I- finally. 3x on Friday, 2x Saturday, and a quickie after work this morning. :lovecoupl

They actually get simmered in the **** for extended lengths of time. I prefer to then finish them off on a charcoal grill, but straight out of the simmer is good. Add onions and a shot of some ****** hot sauce and it's good eatin'. I usually end up using Michelob Dark or Amber, St Pauly Girl...

Man, I couldn't even hang with the preview. That ****'s terrible.

Those sites are also very much used for legal distribution of material. Linux distributions, game patches, software betas, etc.

Megadeth- Silent Scorn

You're WAY low. Probably Baconsalt.

//raises hand// No reservation, but I'd at least like the beads I was promised for my island.

I just asked my wife (who just happens to be a geneticist). She basically said to take the bullshit old info and toss it out. Also, "black" genes aren't necessarily dominant more often than the white ones- apparently, black males tend to carry the dominant genes more often. (the reason is...

Throw some cheese on it and I'll give it a shot. :drool: There is nothing like medium-rare beef; not another food-source in the world. :glugglug:

Oh, squirting is definitely real- I just doubt most of her scenes. But, I have seen the squirt done a few times in person, by 2 different women. It's, well :lovecoupl

I just heard something called "you can't Defeat the Skull" by Rumpelstiltskin Grinder IDK, it wasn't TOO bad. :D

Simply a language barrier- I don't see any disrespect having been intended.

Actually, I'm familiar with that area, and I'm glad you left if for no other reason, now you have something to do. The gas prices, when they increased, were actually higher where I live (near Louisville) than Chicago, Indy, Cincy, etc. That's a bastard since we have a "low" cost of living (but...

Close. I tried out for the Rockies (when they were the expansion team), but tore a rotator cuff. Lemme say that hurts like a mufucker.:mad:

Fucking bad ass. //sets that up next on playlist// right this second, In Flames- The Mirror's Truth

Yeah, then what about the whole rest of the pride? You can't reload fast enough to drop those things. Cats are badass.

That very last pic was taken right outside Panama City, I do believe.

It's either *****/*******, or he's making good on a bet.

No, but RR was excellent at getting what he wanted. He was the first to use the media to his advantage. I'll give him that credit.

I like to work out, then a hot shower. If I'm still shitty, a trip to my favorite sushi bar (extra Wasabi) usually cures me.